Special Guest Star: Digger
Rated: Funny

Winning Caption:

Digger was the favorite to win the gold in the 100 meter until a freak leg cramp ended his asperations.

Outstanding Submissions:

  • BT Mime Training Manual, Pose #4: The Virtual Tree.
  • SADLY,without his superheros cape... he just couldn't get off the ground..He would never have his own comicbook <sniff>
  • Watch now as Digger moves from this arabesque to a triple axel. His beauty and grace is just unmatched by any of the other skaters. And, look at that level of concentration in his eyes!
  • "oh man, now I know how humans feel when they step in doggy doo.."
  • Digger stretches as he readys himself for a mean game of fetch.
  • As smart as Bostons are they never were good 'Pointers.'
  • um.... how long do I have to say like this It's just a pooperscooper add!
  • Put your right leg in put your right leg out!!!
  • I THINK I CAN,i think i can...
  • Hey over here!! Wait for me!!!!
  • Hang on, Emrys, I'm comin' to the rescue.
  • Now, after you finish peeing, you have to scrach and kick, to get the scent spread around for all to smell. High kicks are the most effective.
  • Now, you have to remember, I'd be on ice skates. It's much easier that way, and looks even cooler!
  • Did I hear the fridge door?
  • run, run, as fast as you can, you cant catch me i'm the boston terrier man
  • Digger, responding to this week's Beast Poll, demonstrates that he's a Leg Lifter!
  • Goin' For Broke!!!
  • Without the afterburner, it ain't nothing!
  • Digger does his best impression as a Rodin piece.
  • Jenny hollard "RUNNN DIGGER RUNNNN!" and he just kept on runnin!
  • OHMMMMM...Digger focused intensly as he tried his new pilates move...OHMMMMM
  • 1,2,3,4...you can do it Digger! Lift those hind quarters, 5,6,7,8 come on you can do it!
  • I've almost made it to the Emerald Palace!
  • kick and stretch, kick and stretch, hold for 10 seconds. "Tae Bone for Bostons" Eat that Billy Banks
  • That ole'Tortoise won't beat me!
  • Digger, a senior boston terrier, is stretching before gymnastics trials in hope for Beijing 2008, after not making pre-lims this year.
  • To quote Robin Williams from Live On Broadway "That's mine ... that's mine too...mine...mine". It should have been about male Boston's, not cats.
  • "Ahhhh ... that was a good poop. Now i have to kick the grass all over to show how great it was!"
  • It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's SUPERTERRIOR!
  • I wonder if I will get these dance steps right
  • Grand Master Digger, demonstrates the advanced Tai Chi position known as the "Stretching Terrier", used in obtaining harmoney with the universe and liver snacks.
  • Welcome to Digger's Aerobics Class. Let's get stretching! Kick One & Two!
  • Did someone say "time to ride in the car??????"
  • never to early to start training for the olympics!
  • Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Digger Man!!!
  • Come on ladies, work those muscles. Up 1, up 2 up 3...
  • Pilates does wonders!!!
  • " get that spider off of my paw...PLEASE !!! ewwweee...
  • Digger knew he had to perfect his handstand before the Boston Shriners would let him on the motorbike...
  • Digger the dance instructor demonstrates the Hokey Pokey. You put your right foot in - you put your right foot out and you shake it all about.
  • 1,2,3, and kick and turn and spin and kick...
  • 'Sweating to the Oldies', with Digger Simmons, "Come on kids sweat off those pounds! 1 and a 2 and a 3 and a 4, kick those feet back, feel the burn, work it, work it..."
  • OH GEE!! That cat's been visiting again and I just stepped in what he left in the yard!!
  • Someone must have just watered this grass! Woa!
  • This is a rare boston move we like to call the tumble and pee.
  • did someone say go?
  • Gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
  • Oh man, this workout is killing me... but you know what they say, no pain no gain! All I know is that when its all over, I'm gonna have Buns of Steel. Maybe then I can finally get some of Emrys' attention...
  • This is how we start off our morning exercises, we must stretch out our right leg first before we begin...
  • Wild thing you make my heart sing!!
  • Doing a three point landing.
  • The hefty $6,000,000m it costs to rebuild Digger means he is now equipped with nuclear-powered limbs and a bionic eye. He can run and swim at 60mph, leap fences, bend metal, smash down walls and see vast distances. And of course, he is now cut out for far more important work..
    And so, begins the adventures of The Six Million Dollar Dog.
  • Are these leg lifts working? Does my butt look any smaller to you?
  • EEWWWWWW!!! I stepped in "my business!!!"
  • sehr sportlich. beim Frühsport?
  • Look Ma, I can immitate a rabbit!
    in 1977 scientists thought they created the perfect dog- half dog-half machine, a german shepard named Maxamillion.
    now in the year 2004, scientists realize that they could make a dog even smarter and completely canine, a boston terrier named Digger-
    starts friday in theaters everywhere

Great captions everyone! You are all caption-magicians!
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