Winning Caption: Chelsea now ponders the wisdom of drinking the whole thing as Mom gets on the freeway.

Outstanding Submissions:

• Didn't I say diet Coke? Do you want me to ruin my figure?
• With the driver's attention safely distracted, Chelsea realizes she doesn't know how to use a straw.
• Chelsea realizes, she really CAN have it her way with Burger King!
  
• If I could only figure out how to work a straw I COULD have it my way...
  
• BT's always get it their way.
• After I swallowed the toy from the Happy Meal... I realized that it is really an "Un-Happy Meal"
  
• I know I shouldn't but its looking and calling me, worse yet it is touching me, daring me to drink it.
  
• This is diet, right?
  
• After pouting a few minutes, Chelsea realizes that they didn't forget her at BK....But sniffs and realizes that it not what she asked for....
  
• Mom, can we stop at the next rest area?
  
• Have it back? Nope. You set here, I drank it. Uh, I have to go potty now.
  
• Wait a sec...This is diet!
  
• Owwwww! Brain freeze!
  
• Is that an unguarded hamburger I see?
  
• I feel so fat whenever I eat here.
  
• I wonder if I can make those rude bubble blowing noises with that straw?
  
• Let's see...a cheap plastic cover. They insult me if they think it's Boston proof.
  
• ::sigh:: diet again. i can take a hint.
  
• Where's the beef?
  
• Hey what a jipppp I asked for a King Size meal........
  
• i didnt take a sip!..."yet".
  
• "To drink or not to drink...."
  
• I'm disappointed! I ordered a whopper!
  
• Bu-but, I thought I asked for Dr. Pepper!
  
• Lets see YOU maintain a flawless on-screen appearance at this hour & in these bright lights - MR. CRITICAL CAMERAMAN! It takes a TEAM of stylists to make Katie Couric look good every morning!
  
• Can you supersize this please?
  
• no ketchup or salt today, thank you, but do you have any of those biscuits?
  
• Are you sure this is a diet coke?
  
• I'm under 12 so I should get the kids meal with the little toy and the smaller drink so I wouldn't have to pee so badly right now AND I'd have a toy!
  
• i wanted mc donalds,now i'm not drinking that.
  
• Ok... concentrate... I CAN use a straw. Just give me a minute and let me THINK!
  
• Damnit woman! How many times do I have to tell you... DIET coke!
  
• Don't hate me just because I can eat this and maintain my girlish figure.
  
• YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING...YOU SUCK ON IT!
  
• You gonna finish those fries?
  
• What the...??!! You know I'm a McDonald's girl! What an insult! Get that thing away from me!
  
• Hmmmm... if I do this real sllooowww maybe they won't notice
  
• A queen's gotta have her king...
  
• hey where's the toy?!
  
• they'll never miss one little sip......
  
• I can smell the coke, but why I cannot taste it?
  
• You know I would rather have mcDonalds!
  
• Damn...there goes my diet.
  
• As an appeal to animal lovers, Burger King launches the "Double Boston with cheese".
  
• After sipping her Coke Chelsea realizes that it's not Diet and that "Your way right away" is just a farse..
  
• MY GERMS!!!!!
  
• That looks soo good !
  
• BT making a BK stop.
  
• Quick. Somebody teach me how to use a straw!
  
• Chelsea, the new spokesdog for Burger King. She's the Spuds McKenzie of BK.
  
• And you thought I was hyper before I starting snorting Coke!
  
• Keep your eyes on the road so I can steal this straw already!
  
• You absolutely have to pull over. I'm a Boston I don't pee in cups.
  
• it's always my way!!!!!
  
• what no fries.... and excuse me i said DIET coke.
  
• "I ordered King Sized; This is Boston Size!!!! Where's the man behind the tree?"
  
• "Yep, this means extra exertion today to avoid those dreaded love handles"
  
• I'd rather have McDonalds. Hmmmph
  
• Burger...King? And all along I thought I was King!
  
• Why do we always have to eat BK? How about a little variety.
  
• "If this shake was any thicker my whole head would be puckered"
  
• "This isn't coke ... its pepsi!!"
  
• As soon as his back is turned that Whopper is mine, all mine!!!! Bwahahahahaha!
  
• What part of supersize this did you not understand?
  
• I said STRAWBERRY milkshake, not vanilla!
  
• YEAH I KNOW, PICKING MY NOSE IS DIRTY AND GROSS. BUT WITH THIS NEW HANDY DANDY NOSE PICKIN' DEVICE, IT JUST MAKES IT SO EASY AND FUN!
  
• Chelsea's havin' it her way!
  
• "Yes I am turning my back on you. This is not a MacDonald's cup with MONOPOLY game pieces.....You know I still need BOARDWALK for the win"
  
• "So close, but so far away"
  
• What? No burger? Fries? I suppose it's diet soda?
  
• Once again, Chelsea is dissappointed that her request for McDonalds is denied.
  
• who took a sip out of my drink?
  
• Yes I would like fries with this!
  
• How can I drink from this cup when I am the QUEEN of the drive-through?
  
• "They're trying to bribe me again."
  
• I feel so guilty for eating that burger.
  
• Burrrrrrrrrrrp.
  
• As if a Boston needs sugar and caffeine!
  
• Does a Boston really need sugar, caffeine and carbonation?
  
• So... that's how a Boston gets it's energy and gas!
  
• So, you're not taking me to get a new toy, eh? Well, let's see how you like drool in your drink!
  
• Touch my BK and DIE!
  
• I can't believe this only cost $1! !
  
• What the heck? I ordered a cheeseburger!
  
• I'm not on a sugar binge...
  
• Sniff!! I think I got some up my nose!
  
• I should NOT have super sized it.
  
• I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
  
• I sure do hope that those subway napkins are lying cuz i just got dissaproved for my gastric bypass surgery.
  
• Diet Coke AGAIN??? A little sugar and caffeine never hurt anybody!
  
• Chelsea struggles with her conscience.
  
• This can't be right. I KNOW I ordered a Whopper.
  
• Don't mess with me until I've had my caffine!
  
• I'm so tired, need...more...caffeine.
  
• Is this my Diet Toilet Water, or yours?
  
• I wonder if the straw is scratch and sniff.
  
• I bet I could down this whole coke before anyone even notices, if only I could learn to use a straw.
  
• I told you I wanted my soda SUPERSIZED!!
  
• Where did that fly go? It was just on the straw.....
  
• "That is not what I ordered."
  
• I don't care what you say...that King Guy is just plain freaky!
  
• I said I wanted a hamburger...take the chicken nuggets away!
  
• Having no hands results in a very cold a**!
  
• I told you to use the cupholder!
  
• I wanted a strawberry milkshake...without the straw!
  
• Looks like a toy...but smells like food!
  
• I do what? With what? You've got to be kidding.
  
• *hic* Yes officer, I swear it's just soda.
  

• This baby is so cute!
• This is so hilarious!
• A good Burger King ad if you ask me!
  

Great captions everyone!
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