Winning Caption: Chelsea now ponders the wisdom of drinking
the whole thing as Mom gets on the freeway.
- Didn't I say diet Coke? Do you want me to ruin my figure?
- With the driver's attention safely distracted, Chelsea realizes
she doesn't know how to use a straw.
- Chelsea realizes, she really CAN have it her way with Burger
- If I could only figure out how to work a straw I COULD have
it my way...
- BT's always get it their way.
- After I swallowed the toy from the Happy Meal... I realized
that it is really an "Un-Happy Meal"
- I know I shouldn't but its looking and calling me, worse yet
it is touching me, daring me to drink it.
- This is diet, right?
- After pouting a few minutes, Chelsea realizes that they didn't
forget her at BK....But sniffs and realizes that it not what
she asked for....
- Mom, can we stop at the next rest area?
- Have it back? Nope. You set here, I drank it. Uh, I have to
go potty now.
- Wait a sec...This is diet!
- Owwwww! Brain freeze!
- Is that an unguarded hamburger I see?
- I feel so fat whenever I eat here.
- I wonder if I can make those rude bubble blowing noises with
- Let's see...a cheap plastic cover. They insult me if they
think it's Boston proof.
- ::sigh:: diet again. i can take a hint.
- Where's the beef?
- Hey what a jipppp I asked for a King Size meal........
- i didnt take a sip!..."yet".
- "To drink or not to drink...."
- I'm disappointed! I ordered a whopper!
- Bu-but, I thought I asked for Dr. Pepper!
- Lets see YOU maintain a flawless on-screen appearance at this
hour & in these bright lights - MR. CRITICAL CAMERAMAN! It takes
a TEAM of stylists to make Katie Couric look good every morning!
- Can you supersize this please?
- no ketchup or salt today, thank you, but do you have any of
- Are you sure this is a diet coke?
- I'm under 12 so I should get the kids meal with the little
toy and the smaller drink so I wouldn't have to pee so badly
right now AND I'd have a toy!
- i wanted mc donalds,now i'm not drinking that.
- Ok... concentrate... I CAN use a straw. Just give me a minute
and let me THINK!
- Damnit woman! How many times do I have to tell you... DIET
- Don't hate me just because I can eat this and maintain my
- YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING...YOU SUCK ON IT!
- You gonna finish those fries?
- What the...??!! You know I'm a McDonald's girl! What an insult!
Get that thing away from me!
- Hmmmm... if I do this real sllooowww maybe they won't notice
- A queen's gotta have her king...
- hey where's the toy?!
- they'll never miss one little sip......
- I can smell the coke, but why I cannot taste it?
- You know I would rather have mcDonalds!
- Damn...there goes my diet.
- As an appeal to animal lovers, Burger King launches the "Double
Boston with cheese".
- After sipping her Coke Chelsea realizes that it's not Diet
and that "Your way right away" is just a farse..
- MY GERMS!!!!!
- That looks soo good !
- BT making a BK stop.
- Quick. Somebody teach me how to use a straw!
- Chelsea, the new spokesdog for Burger King. She's the Spuds
McKenzie of BK.
- And you thought I was hyper before I starting snorting Coke!
- Keep your eyes on the road so I can steal this straw already!
- You absolutely have to pull over. I'm a Boston I don't pee
- it's always my way!!!!!
- what no fries.... and excuse me i said DIET coke.
- "I ordered King Sized; This is Boston Size!!!! Where's the
man behind the tree?"
- "Yep, this means extra exertion today to avoid those dreaded
- I'd rather have McDonalds. Hmmmph
- Burger...King? And all along I thought I was King!
- Why do we always have to eat BK? How about a little variety.
- "If this shake was any thicker my whole head would be puckered"
- "This isn't coke ... its pepsi!!"
- As soon as his back is turned that Whopper is mine, all mine!!!!
- What part of supersize this did you not understand?
- I said STRAWBERRY milkshake, not vanilla!
- YEAH I KNOW, PICKING MY NOSE IS DIRTY AND GROSS. BUT WITH
THIS NEW HANDY DANDY NOSE PICKIN' DEVICE, IT JUST MAKES IT SO
EASY AND FUN!
- Chelsea's havin' it her way!
- "Yes I am turning my back on you. This is not a MacDonald's
cup with MONOPOLY game pieces.....You know I still need BOARDWALK
for the win"
- "So close, but so far away"
- What? No burger? Fries? I suppose it's diet soda?
- Once again, Chelsea is dissappointed that her request for
McDonalds is denied.
- who took a sip out of my drink?
- Yes I would like fries with this!
- How can I drink from this cup when I am the QUEEN of the drive-through?
- "They're trying to bribe me again."
- I feel so guilty for eating that burger.
- As if a Boston needs sugar and caffeine!
- Does a Boston really need sugar, caffeine and carbonation?
- So... that's how a Boston gets it's energy and gas!
- So, you're not taking me to get a new toy, eh? Well, let's
see how you like drool in your drink!
- Touch my BK and DIE!
- I can't believe this only cost $1! !
- What the heck? I ordered a cheeseburger!
- I'm not on a sugar binge...
- Sniff!! I think I got some up my nose!
- I should NOT have super sized it.
- I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
- I sure do hope that those subway napkins are lying cuz i just
got dissaproved for my gastric bypass surgery.
- Diet Coke AGAIN??? A little sugar and caffeine never hurt
- Chelsea struggles with her conscience.
- This can't be right. I KNOW I ordered a Whopper.
- Don't mess with me until I've had my caffine!
- I'm so tired, need...more...caffeine.
- Is this my Diet Toilet Water, or yours?
- I wonder if the straw is scratch and sniff.
- I bet I could down this whole coke before anyone even notices,
if only I could learn to use a straw.
- I told you I wanted my soda SUPERSIZED!!
- Where did that fly go? It was just on the straw.....
- "That is not what I ordered."
- I don't care what you say...that King Guy is just plain freaky!
- I said I wanted a hamburger...take the chicken nuggets away!
- Having no hands results in a very cold a**!
- I told you to use the cupholder!
- I wanted a strawberry milkshake...without the straw!
- Looks like a toy...but smells like food!
- I do what? With what? You've got to be kidding.
- *hic* Yes officer, I swear it's just soda.
- This baby is so cute!
- This is so hilarious!
- A good Burger King ad if you ask me!
Great captions everyone!
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