Winning Caption: I love a high thread count!

Outstanding Submissions:

• whats your sleep number?
• Leg cramp!Leg cramp!
• I'd hoped it wouldn't come to this, but I think we'd better call a priest.
• What are ya talkin about? There's plenty of bed here for you
• Hark! What sound from yonder kitchen breaks?
• i love messing up the bed and watching the cat get in trouble for it!
• Goonie's goonies.
• Ron Jeremy eat your heart out!
• I see London, I see France....
• Goonie finally completes his journey to the fabled Dog Food Mountain, and it is even more beautiful than he imagined.
  
• Anna finally made the natural progression from cow tipping to dog tipping.
• Goonie tries his paw at posing for glamor photos.
  
• Blowing In The Wind
  
• A rare in-utero photo of a Boston embryo. Just as we suspected, rolling over for a belly rub.
  
• What does a guy have to do to get a belly rub around here?
  
• i'm ready...are you?
  
• Please rub me!! RUBMERUBMERUBMERUBMERUBME!
  
• look ma! I don't need a diaper!
  
• Goonie has to cool off after heating up the sheets.
  
• Still got 'em!
  
• Jock itch is a bummer.
  
• I'M WAITING!
  
• And you thought Beamer was sexy.
  
• Helloooooo, Emrys. Care for a romp in the sheets?
  
• Hey.... they promised me one of those black-out rectangles over my eyes.
  
• Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me..
  
• "This is called an AIR-DRY"
  
• Boom chicka pow wow!!!
  
• It's tough to be a dog
  
• Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
  
• WHOAHHH!! No more beans for me thank you.
  
• Love ME !!!
  
• What's a Dog have to do to get some attention around here ?
  
• Can you please turn off the light, I'm trying to sleep here.....
  
• Now can you see the spot that needs scratching ?
  
• Help, I've fallen..... and don't even care to get up.
  
• Can ya throw a blanket over me....I feel a draft.
  
• I'm not shy.....but I am Cute.
  
• I am damn sexy!
  
• Hey! Wouldja mind turning out the light? Tryin to get a little sleep here dontcha know?
  
• You know you can't resist me...go on pet my bellie...you know you want to... come on
  
• Marilyn Monroe eat your heart out. This beats your red calendar centerfold paws down.
  
• Seriously, just give me a hand with this one itch....come on.......
  
• This is the best position to get gas out of me.
  
• My turn ons are treats, ripping the heads off of stuffed animals and sleeping, My turn offs are the mailman, pooping in the rain, and the vaccum -Goonie
  
• Who's Afraid of the Gynecologist???
  
• Do you think I am sleeping? No mother, I am farting...
  
• Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
  
• Do I have to finish rolling over?
  
• Jeesh, Juss...hic...give meh one...hic...moh dr...hic...ink
  
• how about this pose?
  
• are you talking to me
  
• I don't think this is what Playboy had in mind.....
  
• Sometimes we all need to air out the goods!
  
• too much turkey, cant move!
  
• Who are you calling 'lazy'? Do you have any idea how hard it is to hold this position the whole time between meals?
  
• Any body want to roll in the hay with an adorable boston terrier?
  
• 25, 26, 27, Here I'll roll over and you can count my age spots underneath, Got um!
  
• Goonie phone home?
  
• Work it! The camera loves you! Your a natural! Work it...work it!
  
• Goonie Gone Wild
  
• Ok. you can see my tattoo one more time and then that is it.
  
• I think I have a shot at Playmate of the Year!!!!!
  
• Much to his embarassment, now that Goonie was a serious actor, the shocking photos taken early in his career surfaced.
  
• Despite lopping off an ear, Goonie found he was still a little heavy on his right side.
  
• ok, hows this position? Can you see the bug in my nose now!
  
• Hmmmm, maybe rolling in superglue wasn't the best idea.
  
• Hurry take my picture!!!!!!!
  
• uh, a little help here?
  
• why wont the room stop spinning?
  
• "What happened......one day they were here,the next gone!!!"
  
• Say Hello to my little friends.
  
• "doesn't anybody knock anymore?"
  
• You shall never spank me!
  
• so much for mountain climbing!
  
• aaaaaaaaah, I love being me!!
  
• Beans, beans, good for your heart ...
  
• Mabe if I stay still they will stop taking pictures with that blinky thing
  
• Playdog Magazine's double foldout spread features Goonie as Boston of the Month.
  
• The Life Of a Boston Terrier is so hard......
  
• all right if you must take my picture, then you have to get my good side.
  
• I ran and I ran and I ran...then I must rest!!
  
• what do you mean the car wont start...im so bored!
  
• Here's my impression of a dead bug.
  
• Tickle me pink!!
  
• Satin Sheets to lie on! Life is Grand!
  
• P-l-e-a-s-e rub my belly!
  
• Modeling for PlayDog isn't as glamerous as everyone thinks, I have to go to work just like everyone else.
  
• Red is definetly my color.
  
• I will do anything for a KISS on the LIPS!
  
• This pilates stuff is harder than it looks. I wish that someone would turn off the dvd so that I could get some rest.
  
• "Dr., Please tell me these freckles on my tummy are not chicken pox!!"
  
• Marilyn Monroe, eat your heart out!
  
• No Mom I wasn't drinking. I just fell. I love you man!
  
• Goonie collapses after gassing the room.
  
• Goonie, a natural gas user, gets high.
  
• Whoa Baby!!
  
• Zen and the art of the do-it-yourself back scratch
  
• Hey Mom If you pat my head, I^ll rub my belly,or you rub my belly I^ll pat my head. okay
  
• Mom was right. I did cramp up after spending all my allowance on the pony ride in front of the grocery store!
  
• NOW, IF I COULD JUST GET SOME ONE TO TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
  
• Are you sure this will help me get me a movie deal?
  
• So, this sexy BT calendar, it's for a good cause right?
  
• Are you sure you're a Hollywood producer?
  
• Beamer's competetion for Playpup of the Year, 2005!
  
• So, okay, I'll hide in this velvet-lined box and then, when Emrys is opening the presents, SURPRISE!!!! It's Boston in a Box!!!
  
• Do you really think this is my best side?
  
• Goonie, stuck in a small apartment, could only fantasize about all the smelly things other BTs got to roll in!
  
• Grooming appointment: $35, Red sheets: $30, Exposing yourself on an internet website: priceless
  
• READY! AIM! FIRE!.....OR "THAR SHE BLOWS"
  
• SHHHHH! Look up there! Buzzards!
  
• Dark and Handsome with a little light side. Loves chewing, chasing, and and occasional tug wars. Looking for that forever boston love to grow old with.
  
• This is my formal portrait pose!
  
• Sometimes I just really need to air it out, know what I mean!!
  
• goonie now shows us his newest yoga move, "the sprawling dog"
  
• this is goonie's version of playing dead, he calls it "scared stiff"
  
• Unbeknownst to Goonie, the papparazzi captures the star in this most awkward of positions.
  
• Goonie moans, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
  
• Connect the dots anyone?
  
• what's black and white and red all over?
  
• The world looks much better at this angle!
  
• You put your left paw in, you put your left paw out....You do the Boston pokey
  
• Come hither ... Grrrr >;-)
  
• Rub my belly, please??????
  
• Those 20 dog biscuits didn't do me good...(Burrpp)
  
• So I'm a little bowlegged...you got a problem with that?
  
• Maybe if I play dead the Kitty will come closer???????
  
• Boston Beefcake
  
• You can send the masseuse in now.
  
• NEXT!
  
• Mr. February
  
• You name me "Goonie" and expect me NOT to pose like a silly frog? Sheeesh!
  
• Yes, I'll show you my operation.
  
• Happy Biiiiiiiirthday, Emrys!
  
• I just hate having jock itch!
  
• Hey, Mom! I'm ready for the powder.
  
• Show off!
  
• Typical male.
  
• If you've got it, flaunt it!
  
• Wanna play connect the dots?
  
• "One inch closer with that camera and I SWEAR I will get up, and believe me you do NOT want that to happen!! I already lost one ear in a brawl!
  
• "come on, anybody, just pet my belly already"
  
• "Hey you, whadda you lookin at, why dontcha mind yer own business, I'm tryin ta roll in somethin here."
  
• I never thought I would do nudies but here I am, I have to eat
  
• Norma Jean? No, I'm Goonie!
  
• Look, mother, I am warming up this comforter for the last time for you...next time you do it yourself...or ask my daddy.
  
• Ohh, that feels great. No, No! Don't stop scratchin' my belly! Ohhhhhhh. Yeah,Baby!
  
• Ahhhh! Love those Boston Baked Beans!
  
• Please don't disturb me, I'm having a nap now.
  
• maybe nobody will know that smell came from me...
  

• my boston terrrier does that same thing all the time
• IS it cute or what.
• IT'S SO CUTE
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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