Winning Caption: Look, all I'm saying is that the sink
is not only functional, but comfortable, too.
- Beamer, Boston Beamer. I like my martini's shaken, not stirred.
- You too could have a green towel today, if you call now.
- Hi. My name is Beamer, and I'm here to talk with you about
a difficult subject...dish-pan butt.
- You like what you see?
- Beamer's covert entry for www.catsinsinks.com
- Beamer waits patiently for plate-licking duty...
- I swear all the pictures are done artistically...
- Hi! I'm the new garbage disposer!
- Unfortunatly for Beamer, Stimpy, Bosley, Bailey, Dixie, Kosmo
and Keiko had taken up all the room in the bathtub...
- Hmmmm, Stimpy's Mom lets him have group bath time. Hey, Mom!
I have an idea!!
- ...and then I got so drunk, she made me sleep in the sink.
- I hate it when the phone rings in the middle of my bath!
- "Please bring me my pouff"
- Tidy Bowl Man, meet your nemesis: Clean Sink Boston!
- What are you looking at? You act like you have never seen
a BT in the sink before!
- wadya mean ya think i've had enough - hic -!
- ...say what?
- set em up Joe. It's been a tough week, let me tell you...
- Richard Widmark??? I don't!
- You think that impresses me? Hmm? Think that's clever do you?
- SWBM in search of SWBF likes to chase cats, rip up squeekie
toys, and loves to linger in long warm bubble baths. Please
send photo and profile to Beamer.
- Guess Who's the Boss!
- You call this a hot tub!
- someone bring me a cold drink!!!
- Any day now, I dont pay you kiss's to have to wait for my
- hey baby---join me in the jacuzzi??
- So, you think you're going to give ME a bath in THIS sink?!
Well, you've got another thing coming, hon.
- This is not polyester, I'm sure of it.
- And that's how you take a boston bath.
- Whew, one false move and the little legs go down the garbage
- Please tell me you weren't the one who emptied out the hot
- HEY BABY!!
- I'm ready for my bath Mr. DeMille.
- I'm ready for my soak... then the towel massage. Aaaah, Mom
treats me good.
- Like I'm going to do the dishes.
- Emrys, my dear... Would you care to join me?
- Hey good lookin', wanna join me for dip in my hot tub?
- Jeeves, time for my daily bath. Chop, chop.
- Privacy, please!
- Centerfold material?
- You are going to airbrush my parts bigger, right?
- Next episode of Maury Povich "My BT is too sexy and out of
- Now will you get that thing out of my face?
- And they call this a day spa....
- After my complimentary glass of champagne, on to my pedicure....
- So I was thinking, you, me, some wine and candles, and a soak,
How's that sound?
- excuse me...what does one have to do to get a little privacy
in this place???
- I'm only doing it for the money...
- "GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT!"
- I rolled in it because I liked it!
- so ya gonna add some water & bubbles here, or do I have to
do it myself? Come on, you're supposed to be pampering me here.....
- Playboy's newest centerfold.
- "Ah yes, LIKE IVE GOT ALL DAY, to sit in this sink!!!"
- Would you care to join me?
- I'll have my manicure now, Please!
- Oh... you need to use the sink? I don't think so.
- Chill out man.It's not like I'm going to rust in here.
- Whatever you do, do not! turn on the garbage disposal!
- Hello Ladies...........
- b*tches love me!
- say baby - wanna join me in da tub?
- Bathe me? Go ahead... make my day!
- This isn't exactly my idea of spa day, but, I guess it will
have to do... let my nails dry, please...
- hey come on in the crust is fine mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!
- "Hey there, Cutie - come to this watering hole often?"
- Hey, baby... welcome to my jacuzzi!!
- Boston, I'm what's for Dinner!
- "Wait a minute!" "This isn't a Jacuzzi Tub, just a sink with
the disposal on!"
- Well, woman. I hope you are pleased with yourself. I no longer
smell like a giant Frito!
- You know we're not finished yet! Bring on the pampering!
- Strike a pose!
- uhhh yeh ..I'll have a MARTINI...
- How much will you pay me for this posing?
- I cannot believe that the towel is wet again...
- Now I am sitting here, making sure that my mother will not
drain the beer in the sink.
- All that I can say to you is that my butt is COLD woman!
- "Resting after the Jacuzzi"
- I'm too sexy for the sink...
- Where's the sun so I can dry faster
- Yeah Baby, How'd you like to make a sandwich with this Boston
- Baths suck!
- Beam me up Scotty!
- I have a dirty butt!
- I can't believe they bathe me where they put their dirty dishes.
I have never seen them sit in this thing!
- How you doin'? (a la Joey)
- Why don't you come up and see me sometime?
- "Like you've never tried this before"
- Hows about another beer?
- The wetbar wasn't all it was cracked up to be
- The girls go CRAZY for this pose. Eat your hearts out ladies...
- Sugar- if you think that dishpan HANDS are bad, let me tell
- I don't know, it's just that lately I feel kinda drained.
Washed up, even.
- Mom, next time that you lose your jewelry you're doing to
have to get it yourself.
- Hey baby, You know I'm sexy
- Da Diva in da house
- Bummin Beamer!
- Just Chillin'
- Finally, they made a bathtub just my size
- We need to talk. Ever heard of aromatherapy?
- "Oh, Pool Boy....there is something wrong with this jacuzzi"
- Dish pan hands? Honey, you're preaching to the choir!
- Those Coca Cola baths do WONDERS for my skin!
- So what can I get for ya.... Scotch on the rocks... comin'
- Why don't you come on over and join me? The water's fine!
- "MAMA I FINISHED THE DISHES, WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?"
- "C'mon. Who would give a bath to a dog this cute?"
- hey babe so what you think now!
- Darling! This spa is the best kept secret of the household!
May I have a martini? DRY...shaken...not stirred...
- Choose from one of our many spa packages including the mud
bath, flea dip, or pedicure.
- Ahh, nice and clean!
- Yo hot stuff. You wanna come on over and check out my hot
- Hey baby... come on it for a dip... the temperature is just
- Calgon...take me AWAY!!!!
- Dahling... I told you, the BLUE towel.. And WHERE is my robe?
- Beamer patiently sits guard at the garbage disposal hoping
to catch a snack before it all goes down the drain...
- What do you mean this ain't my hottub?
- Dah-link, vhere is my baths? You know I like my baths at half
- There, are you happy now?!
- "So I says to Ernestine..."
- You think we could move things along, please?
- I said *Paul Mitchell's Tea Tree Shampoo*, okay?! How hard
- And I told that man UH-UH, you betta DON'T
- look, thweetie, I'mokay to drive, I thwear
- "Are you done painting me yet, this sink is getting cold?"
- "Hey there baby, wanna join me?"
- The next time THINK before you try to disposal flower stems-
you may not have a BT around to bail you out.
- Kickin' it....doggie style.
- poolside bar? hmmmm
- Hi, just a manicure today please...I'm in a rush.
- EXCUSE ME! Can a dog not take a bath in privacy here!
- Look, I know that this looks bad but frankly if my water bowl
were freshed occasionally we wouldn't have to go through scenes
- It ain't easy being me!
- How you doing??
- You think I look good now...just wait until I get my Fluff-n-Dry.
- Don't throw the Boston out with the bath water!
- Oh my gosh! Beamer's about to be circling the drain!
- Hey Mom! Hurry!! Beamer's about to go down the drain!
- Emrys, my little passion flower, would you scrub my back please?
- Oh! Sorry Bergamot! Didn't mean to step on your toes, Old
- Beamer's day at the Spa turned sour when Bergamot caught him
asking Emrys to join him in the tub.
- Yeah, so, we don't like comPETition. Ya, know what we do with
comPETition. We give 'em to da pig in the sink!!
- Hey ladies, wanna try my new hot tub?
- so, now that I cleaned up good, want to go out?
- So, you come here often?
- Hey, wheres the champane?
- Beamer knew no one could hold a candle to his dishwashing
skills; and it shows.
- Hey, gimme one of those fancy drinks with an umbrella in it...I
wanna wow those ladies on the other side of the pool.
- what does a guy have to do to get a drink around here?
- Now seriously, would I lie to you?
- Calgon, take me away....
- Benzodiazapines rock the Casbah!
- Don't Look at me in that tone of voice!!
- who took the water out of my hot tub???
- So ladies..anyone care to join the beamster for a little jacuzzi?
- So...You think you want to dry me off now...NOT!
- Helloooo?... I'm still waiting for my drink. And what happened
to all the water in the jacuzzi?
- "Who, me? Nothing...I always sit in the sink to 'chill'"!
- I like my Bostons steamed...never boiled!
- oops, pardon me, I didn't know this was a black tie affair.
- Oh where oh where did my rubber ducky go???
- Beamer anxiously wonders, did they scrub my ears off?
- Have you ever seen whiter whites?
- where did that poolside waiter go???
- ...and away goes trouble down the drain!
- What?!? I'm out of the garbage!
- Maybe if I continue this blank stare, nobody will know that
I just farted in the sink.
- i hope this boosts my career
- And you think I'M going to get the bath???
- Would you bring me my cigarettes Darling?
- Enjoy the moment, Hon...Tonight I got a surprise for you.
Get the gas mask ready.
- I'll take the warm oil bath option with a nail trim please
and make it snappy!
- ...and then Dr. Phil said... excuse me - Madge dear, don't
forget the conditioner this time, you know how dry my skin gets
this time of year!
- Yo babes, I saved you a spot next to me in the hot tub.
- I've been waiting for you....
- Beastie Bath :)
- I'd like the purple polish please!
- Excuse me...but how long do I have to wait before I get my
- Hey BABE....Take a walk on the wild side!
- Oh woe is me. What villanous crime have I commited to suffer
such a punishment?
- Beach Boy Beamer, in denial about the passing of summer, makes
do with the materials at hand.
- So...what will it be today.... bostontini?...mud slide...
or how about a wet blanket?
- yeh I am pretty cute- but you don't know i just peed in your
- Mom tell me why did^nt you pick up the shampoo when you got
the towel now I^ve got to wait, always me.
- THIS is what you call short,dark and handsome , ladies.
- After my degree from puppy training with Caeser Milan, I went
on the lecture circuit, and, then on to Europe for a master's
in International barking....
- I was going to do a bubble dance, but, mom said, "no soap!"
- Mom, I think it is time you called in a specialist...like
Jack Russell Rooting Service.
- Hit me again barkeep!
- Uhmmm am I supposed to actually get CLEan in this?? I need
a day at the spa!
- I'm too sexy for this sink
- "This is the life, now pass me a towel my NACHOS are chilly"!!!!
- when is bath time?
- Hey there pretty lady...wanna...take a bath?
- here's looking at you kid!!!
- I'm just relaxing.
- I'm so Sexy, get in my belly!!
- oooh....NOW you think it was a bad idea to give me a bath....someone
obviously forgot about...um...drying me....unless, you want
me to soak the whole house. humans........*sigh*..when will
- WHO'S DOING MY NAILS
- ahh! spa days are the best!!!!now i am ready for my cucumber
- So do we have a deal? You get me a REAL hot tub and I don't
pee on the guests' shoes anymore.
- Yeah, I got a hot date with that cute poodle down the street
and I thought I'd freshen up a bit.
- October's centerfold
- barshtendererer, i'll have jess one more for the road
- "Come on up and see me sometime"
- After huricaine Katrina, some were left stranded. This dog
was lucky enough to find an open sink to inhabit in Texas.
- ok i'm tired so lets get this over with,lets skip the wash
and go stright to rinse.
- Sure, you laugh now, but just wait until tonight...gas mask
WILL be needed...
- And you thought I looked good at the seaside...look at me
at the sink-side!
- Whats are you looking at , you want a piece of this
- well, i'm not gonn shampoo myself!
- Not without bubbles!!!
- Oh honey, don't even tell me you are out of conditionar.
- Good thing it's summer! A guy could get goose bumps waiting
to be toweled off!
- Like I told my agent...it's a lot of work to look this fabulous.
- "okay... i admit, the bath wasnt so bad... but next time,
could you use the 'Dove' shampoo? It makes my fur all silky!"
- Am I going to be bathed, or disposed of? I haven't got all
day, for you to make up your mind!
- I did the dishes while you were out!
- THIS IS CUTEST PICTURE EVER!!
- very cute
- GREAT PIC!'JUST SITTIN' PRETTY' LOVE IT! 1ST PRIZE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- so cool, so sweet :-X
- that is so cute i think its adorable
- This photo cracks me up-I have a poodle who thinks he's a
human being. ( He's a Poodle).This dog looh's like he's a baby
getting bathed in a sink!
- I'm in love with this dog ! :) You're the best! Bimka, lublu
- Great picture, funny and cute. Bravo to both Beamer and photographer!
- Reminded me of Joey Tribiani from 'Friends' saying, "Hey,
how you doin'" HEHE! What a riot!
Great captions everyone!
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