Special Guest Star:
Beamer
Rated: Funny

Winning Caption: Look, all I'm saying is that the sink is not only functional, but comfortable, too.

Outstanding Submissions:

  • Beamer, Boston Beamer. I like my martini's shaken, not stirred.
  • You too could have a green towel today, if you call now.
  • Hi. My name is Beamer, and I'm here to talk with you about a difficult subject...dish-pan butt.
  • You like what you see?
  • Beamer's covert entry for www.catsinsinks.com
  • Beamer waits patiently for plate-licking duty...
  • I swear all the pictures are done artistically...
  • Hi! I'm the new garbage disposer!
  • Unfortunatly for Beamer, Stimpy, Bosley, Bailey, Dixie, Kosmo and Keiko had taken up all the room in the bathtub...
  • Hmmmm, Stimpy's Mom lets him have group bath time. Hey, Mom! I have an idea!!
  • ...and then I got so drunk, she made me sleep in the sink.
  • I hate it when the phone rings in the middle of my bath!
  • "Please bring me my pouff"
  • Tidy Bowl Man, meet your nemesis: Clean Sink Boston!
  • What are you looking at? You act like you have never seen a BT in the sink before!
  • wadya mean ya think i've had enough - hic -!
  • ...say what?
  • set em up Joe. It's been a tough week, let me tell you...
  • Richard Widmark??? I don't!
  • You think that impresses me? Hmm? Think that's clever do you? Hmm?!
  • SWBM in search of SWBF likes to chase cats, rip up squeekie toys, and loves to linger in long warm bubble baths. Please send photo and profile to Beamer.
  • Guess Who's the Boss!
  • You call this a hot tub!
  • someone bring me a cold drink!!!
  • Any day now, I dont pay you kiss's to have to wait for my massage therapy!
  • hey baby---join me in the jacuzzi??
  • So, you think you're going to give ME a bath in THIS sink?! Well, you've got another thing coming, hon.
  • This is not polyester, I'm sure of it.
  • And that's how you take a boston bath.
  • Whew, one false move and the little legs go down the garbage disposal!
  • Please tell me you weren't the one who emptied out the hot tub.
  • HEY BABY!!
  • I'm ready for my bath Mr. DeMille.
  • I'm ready for my soak... then the towel massage. Aaaah, Mom treats me good.
  • Like I'm going to do the dishes.
  • Emrys, my dear... Would you care to join me?
  • Hey good lookin', wanna join me for dip in my hot tub?
  • Jeeves, time for my daily bath. Chop, chop.
  • Privacy, please!
  • Centerfold material?
  • You are going to airbrush my parts bigger, right?
  • Next episode of Maury Povich "My BT is too sexy and out of control"
  • Now will you get that thing out of my face?
  • And they call this a day spa....
  • After my complimentary glass of champagne, on to my pedicure....
  • So I was thinking, you, me, some wine and candles, and a soak, How's that sound?
  • excuse me...what does one have to do to get a little privacy in this place???
  • I'm only doing it for the money...
  • "GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT!"
  • I rolled in it because I liked it!
  • so ya gonna add some water & bubbles here, or do I have to do it myself? Come on, you're supposed to be pampering me here.....
  • Playboy's newest centerfold.
  • "Ah yes, LIKE IVE GOT ALL DAY, to sit in this sink!!!"
  • Would you care to join me?
  • I'll have my manicure now, Please!
  • Oh... you need to use the sink? I don't think so.
  • Chill out man.It's not like I'm going to rust in here.
  • Whatever you do, do not! turn on the garbage disposal!
  • Hello Ladies...........
  • b*tches love me!
  • say baby - wanna join me in da tub?
  • Bathe me? Go ahead... make my day!
  • This isn't exactly my idea of spa day, but, I guess it will have to do... let my nails dry, please...
  • hey come on in the crust is fine mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!
  • "Hey there, Cutie - come to this watering hole often?"
  • Hey, baby... welcome to my jacuzzi!!
  • Boston, I'm what's for Dinner!
  • "Wait a minute!" "This isn't a Jacuzzi Tub, just a sink with the disposal on!"
  • Well, woman. I hope you are pleased with yourself. I no longer smell like a giant Frito!
  • You know we're not finished yet! Bring on the pampering!
  • Strike a pose!
  • uhhh yeh ..I'll have a MARTINI...
  • How much will you pay me for this posing?
  • I cannot believe that the towel is wet again...
  • Now I am sitting here, making sure that my mother will not drain the beer in the sink.
  • All that I can say to you is that my butt is COLD woman!
  • "Resting after the Jacuzzi"
  • I'm too sexy for the sink...
  • Where's the sun so I can dry faster
  • Yeah Baby, How'd you like to make a sandwich with this Boston Butt?
  • Baths suck!
  • Beam me up Scotty!
  • I have a dirty butt!
  • I can't believe they bathe me where they put their dirty dishes. I have never seen them sit in this thing!
  • How you doin'? (a la Joey)
  • Why don't you come up and see me sometime?
  • "Like you've never tried this before"
  • Hows about another beer?
  • The wetbar wasn't all it was cracked up to be
  • The girls go CRAZY for this pose. Eat your hearts out ladies...
  • Sugar- if you think that dishpan HANDS are bad, let me tell you something...
  • I don't know, it's just that lately I feel kinda drained. Washed up, even.
  • Mom, next time that you lose your jewelry you're doing to have to get it yourself.
  • Hey baby, You know I'm sexy
  • Da Diva in da house
  • Bummin Beamer!
  • Just Chillin'
  • Finally, they made a bathtub just my size
  • We need to talk. Ever heard of aromatherapy?
  • "Oh, Pool Boy....there is something wrong with this jacuzzi"
  • Dish pan hands? Honey, you're preaching to the choir!
  • Those Coca Cola baths do WONDERS for my skin!
  • So what can I get for ya.... Scotch on the rocks... comin' right up...
  • Why don't you come on over and join me? The water's fine!
  • "MAMA I FINISHED THE DISHES, WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?"
  • "C'mon. Who would give a bath to a dog this cute?"
  • hey babe so what you think now!
  • Darling! This spa is the best kept secret of the household! May I have a martini? DRY...shaken...not stirred...
  • Choose from one of our many spa packages including the mud bath, flea dip, or pedicure.
  • Ahh, nice and clean!
  • Yo hot stuff. You wanna come on over and check out my hot tub?
  • Hey baby... come on it for a dip... the temperature is just right
  • Calgon...take me AWAY!!!!
  • Dahling... I told you, the BLUE towel.. And WHERE is my robe?
  • Beamer patiently sits guard at the garbage disposal hoping to catch a snack before it all goes down the drain...
  • What do you mean this ain't my hottub?
  • Dah-link, vhere is my baths? You know I like my baths at half past six.
  • There, are you happy now?!
  • "So I says to Ernestine..."
  • You think we could move things along, please?
  • I said *Paul Mitchell's Tea Tree Shampoo*, okay?! How hard is that?
  • And I told that man UH-UH, you betta DON'T
  • look, thweetie, I'mokay to drive, I thwear
  • "Are you done painting me yet, this sink is getting cold?"
  • "Hey there baby, wanna join me?"
  • The next time THINK before you try to disposal flower stems- you may not have a BT around to bail you out.
  • Kickin' it....doggie style.
  • poolside bar? hmmmm
  • Hi, just a manicure today please...I'm in a rush.
  • EXCUSE ME! Can a dog not take a bath in privacy here!
  • Look, I know that this looks bad but frankly if my water bowl were freshed occasionally we wouldn't have to go through scenes like this.
  • It ain't easy being me!
  • How you doing??
  • You think I look good now...just wait until I get my Fluff-n-Dry.
  • Don't throw the Boston out with the bath water!
  • Oh my gosh! Beamer's about to be circling the drain!
  • Hey Mom! Hurry!! Beamer's about to go down the drain!
  • Emrys, my little passion flower, would you scrub my back please?
  • Oh! Sorry Bergamot! Didn't mean to step on your toes, Old Man.
  • Beamer's day at the Spa turned sour when Bergamot caught him asking Emrys to join him in the tub.
  • Yeah, so, we don't like comPETition. Ya, know what we do with comPETition. We give 'em to da pig in the sink!!
  • Hey ladies, wanna try my new hot tub?
  • so, now that I cleaned up good, want to go out?
  • So, you come here often?
  • Hey, wheres the champane?
  • Beamer knew no one could hold a candle to his dishwashing skills; and it shows.
  • Hey, gimme one of those fancy drinks with an umbrella in it...I wanna wow those ladies on the other side of the pool.
  • what does a guy have to do to get a drink around here?
  • Now seriously, would I lie to you?
  • Calgon, take me away....
  • Benzodiazapines rock the Casbah!
  • Don't Look at me in that tone of voice!!
  • who took the water out of my hot tub???
  • So ladies..anyone care to join the beamster for a little jacuzzi?
  • So...You think you want to dry me off now...NOT!
  • Helloooo?... I'm still waiting for my drink. And what happened to all the water in the jacuzzi?
  • "Who, me? Nothing...I always sit in the sink to 'chill'"!
  • I like my Bostons steamed...never boiled!
  • oops, pardon me, I didn't know this was a black tie affair.
  • Oh where oh where did my rubber ducky go???
  • Beamer anxiously wonders, did they scrub my ears off?
  • Have you ever seen whiter whites?
  • where did that poolside waiter go???
  • ...and away goes trouble down the drain!
  • What?!? I'm out of the garbage!
  • Maybe if I continue this blank stare, nobody will know that I just farted in the sink.
  • i hope this boosts my career
  • And you think I'M going to get the bath???
  • Would you bring me my cigarettes Darling?
  • Enjoy the moment, Hon...Tonight I got a surprise for you. Get the gas mask ready.
  • I'll take the warm oil bath option with a nail trim please and make it snappy!
  • ...and then Dr. Phil said... excuse me - Madge dear, don't forget the conditioner this time, you know how dry my skin gets this time of year!
  • Yo babes, I saved you a spot next to me in the hot tub.
  • I've been waiting for you....
  • Beastie Bath :)
  • I'd like the purple polish please!
  • Excuse me...but how long do I have to wait before I get my manicure???
  • Hey BABE....Take a walk on the wild side!
  • Oh woe is me. What villanous crime have I commited to suffer such a punishment?
  • Beach Boy Beamer, in denial about the passing of summer, makes do with the materials at hand.
  • So...what will it be today.... bostontini?...mud slide... or how about a wet blanket?
  • yeh I am pretty cute- but you don't know i just peed in your sink
  • Mom tell me why did^nt you pick up the shampoo when you got the towel now I^ve got to wait, always me.
  • THIS is what you call short,dark and handsome , ladies.
  • After my degree from puppy training with Caeser Milan, I went on the lecture circuit, and, then on to Europe for a master's in International barking....
  • I was going to do a bubble dance, but, mom said, "no soap!"
  • Mom, I think it is time you called in a specialist...like Jack Russell Rooting Service.
  • Hit me again barkeep!
  • Uhmmm am I supposed to actually get CLEan in this?? I need a day at the spa!
  • I'm too sexy for this sink
  • "This is the life, now pass me a towel my NACHOS are chilly"!!!!
  • when is bath time?
  • Hey there pretty lady...wanna...take a bath?
  • here's looking at you kid!!!
  • I'm just relaxing.
  • I'm so Sexy, get in my belly!!
  • oooh....NOW you think it was a bad idea to give me a bath....someone obviously forgot about...um...drying me....unless, you want me to soak the whole house. humans........*sigh*..when will they learn
  • WHO'S DOING MY NAILS
  • ahh! spa days are the best!!!!now i am ready for my cucumber eye treatment!
  • So do we have a deal? You get me a REAL hot tub and I don't pee on the guests' shoes anymore.
  • Yeah, I got a hot date with that cute poodle down the street and I thought I'd freshen up a bit.
  • October's centerfold
  • barshtendererer, i'll have jess one more for the road
  • "Come on up and see me sometime"
  • After huricaine Katrina, some were left stranded. This dog was lucky enough to find an open sink to inhabit in Texas.
  • ok i'm tired so lets get this over with,lets skip the wash and go stright to rinse.
  • Sure, you laugh now, but just wait until tonight...gas mask WILL be needed...
  • And you thought I looked good at the seaside...look at me at the sink-side!
  • Whats are you looking at , you want a piece of this
  • well, i'm not gonn shampoo myself!
  • Not without bubbles!!!
  • Oh honey, don't even tell me you are out of conditionar.
  • Good thing it's summer! A guy could get goose bumps waiting to be toweled off!
  • Like I told my agent...it's a lot of work to look this fabulous.
  • "okay... i admit, the bath wasnt so bad... but next time, could you use the 'Dove' shampoo? It makes my fur all silky!"
  • Am I going to be bathed, or disposed of? I haven't got all day, for you to make up your mind!
  • I did the dishes while you were out!
Comments:
  • THIS IS CUTEST PICTURE EVER!!
  • very cute
  • classy
  • GREAT PIC!'JUST SITTIN' PRETTY' LOVE IT! 1ST PRIZE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • so cool, so sweet :-X
  • that is so cute i think its adorable
  • This photo cracks me up-I have a poodle who thinks he's a human being. ( He's a Poodle).This dog looh's like he's a baby getting bathed in a sink!
  • I'm in love with this dog ! :) You're the best! Bimka, lublu tebya!:)
  • Great picture, funny and cute. Bravo to both Beamer and photographer!
  • WONDERFUL!!!!
  • Reminded me of Joey Tribiani from 'Friends' saying, "Hey, how you doin'" HEHE! What a riot!

Great captions everyone!
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