"First they give me a dumb haircut in the kitchen, then they
withhold the juice."
"Who's leg I gotta hump to get some service around here??"
- "Yes, I believe I'll take the Tabby on Rye, hold the
- Excuse me, but I asked for a beer.
- "Aw, Gee mom, what if one of the guys sees me?"
- "Preston, what does Mommy say about little boys who spill
their juice?" You say that little boys who spill their
juice will have to where a kitchen towel for a bib!
- Got Juice?
- What Preston really wanted was a White Russian.
- "OK I ordered my steak 30 minutes ago!"
- And modeling this Spring's "must-have" look, the
checkered dish towel cape, is Preston...
- ...and bacon, and eggs, and pancakes, and steak, and cookies
- "Where's the beef?"
- Could I have more, please?
- "hey, I thought you said it was an ALL you can eat Spaghetti
- I'm ready for the lobster now, please.
- i have to have my fruit juice
- "ok let's try a new game called " preston says",
" ...."Preston says....
give me all your spaghetti!"
- Oh 'momma Mia' did you say spaghetti?
- Where's the salsa, chips & shot of Tequilla?
- Ya know what? Make it a double, it looks like it's gonna
be a long day!
- Just How Long do I have to wait for
- I asked for a Miller Lite...I am twenty one years old...I
- Ready for that lobster...and make it a big one!
- Oh man, I am wasted. That Dole really does hit the spot
- "Mangia! I'ma ready for my spaghetti, Mama."
- You told me this role-playing thing was gonna be FUN.
- Mom! Come ON!! I didn't order juice!!! Where's is the BEER??!!
- This place has lousy service!
- You mean, no brewskie?
- What's for Breakfast???
- Mommy,I can't open or reach my juice throught this bib!
- "When I said I was 'Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs' I didn't
mean it literally. Why'd ya have to go and put a straight jacket
- Just because I'm human doesn't mean I'm going to drink apple
- first they wrap me up so i cant use my paws and then they
dont take the cap off or offer me a straw human bartenders few
- "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.... with
- Mother, please!! I do NOT need a bib to drink fruit juice!
- Excuse me waiter, I believe I ordered the 97' Dole.
- Lucky humans....with their opposable thumbs and everything.
Damn this screw-top bottle.
- Dole Commercial Shoot: Scene 1, Take 28. (pssst...Preston!
This is where you say: "Dole Kiwi Strawberry is fresh and
- You have a problem that I slobber????
- I want the steak medium rare, please.
- Where's my beer?
- Um sorry but my mom tells me im not supposed to eat fruit....'please
just a little steak' look how cute i am!
- Can someone pour this for me? I have no paws.
- "Just keep the sad face. Pathetic look. Now, can I pleeeeease
have some lobster?"
- Bartender! Another round!
- How long does a guy have to wait around here to get a drink?
- I asked for a Margarita, no salt. No tip for you.
- This bib is ridiculous! Have they not noticed that I never
miss a drop?
- Where's my lobster tails?!
- Gee I hope this Kiwi Strawberry juice is low on carbs!
- Bartender, serve me up a cold one!
- I am ready to be served
- I got a headache!
Momma says to drink the juice and rest awhile!!
- "strawberry kiwi? I said strawberry martini!"
- dishtowel-$2 Dole juice-$1.49 boston terrier-$450... the look
on your bostons face when you tell them they are going to learn
to drink juice like humans... priceless.
- See Mommy I am sitting here so nicely...please let me have
- Sadly, I have no thumbs, so this juice will not be mine.
- Mommy, I promise I won't spill my juicey on myself again.
- Bring on the steak!
- I know I dont have thumbs.... but C'mon!
- thank-you for the drink but know could you please pass the
- If you like Pina Colatas......
- "Belly up, belly up to the bar, boys, unfasten your belt"
- As Preston waited paitently for his plate of spaghetti he
thought to himself, "Why oh why did I ever fall in love
with a poodle? They always break your hearts."
- Hey the dogfather doesn't like to do business till after he
eats! Don't know? Now git outta here! Don't make me have to
hurt you, already!
- OH, do I HAVE to drink my juice, Mom?! I want MILK!
- Is this drink regular or diet??
- Just one more drink and I'll waltz with the poodle in the
- "UMM Waiter, Waiteeer! I kinda ordered strawberry and
banna not strawberry and lime!"
- WHAT THE HECK!!!!!! I WANTED A BEER!!!!
- um...I orderd a beer, not this juice!
- So much for this Hollywood juice diet. Give me some steak!
- Its quarter to three, there's no one in the place except you
and me. So set 'em up Joe....
- Does this drink have caffeine???
- Why in the world do I have to wear this bib for drinking juice?
- i love that kind of juice!!!
- I prefer a Chardonnay.
- For once, a boston terrier refuses to eat what's placed before
- "uh, waiter. I do believe I ordered the Apple Brandy,
not the apple juice. Where does a dog to go to get good service
"My I.D.? Uhhh..."
- Is this drink low carb???
- Go ahead and make my day lol again! But I must warn you I
take no prisoners!
- Mama mia this is taking for ever! Just bring the lobster already!
- Very cute, he looks just like my boston, LuLu.
Great captions everyone!
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