Winning Caption: "I
said SAY cheese, not I HAVE cheese!"
- Now here students, under this microscope we have two very
fine specimens of bostonus irresistabaphillia.
- ... And all they ever found were his EARS! THE END! Alright
Shamus, here's the flashlight, your turn!
- poster for Revenge of the Cuz: this time it chews back!!
- In October of 1994 two Boston Terriers disappeared in the
woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary
on removing the stuffing from toys...A year later their footage
- Wait Sammy! I don't think you are holding this camera the
right way...point it away...Aww..nevermind!
- Hey, there's food in here!
- Shamus hates scary movies.
- "dude trust me, just follow me, they won't know we broke into
the treat container.. OH SH** a camera!"
- Mom, there was big, scary noise outside! Can we sleep with
- Shamus: Is it recording? Sammy: I don't know, the red light
isn't on. Let me see...
- Sammy carefully checks the peephole to make sure it's the
pizza delivery " I'll grab his pants , you growl, when he drops
it , grab all you can and RUN!!!
- Sammy wishes he'd let Shamus have the front seat on Splash
- I think I will name my extra head... Shamus.
- The "Devil Kitty" it put the spell on us! Run away!
- I just hate it when someone reads over my shoulder.
- You're looking at me like I've grown a second head!
- I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you!
- Can we see??Huh, huh???
- We think we just saw the Blair Witch!
- Nope, no boogers. Next!
- "LET me see! Let ME see! Let me SEE!"
- If only this relationship were legal in New Jersey....maybe
- I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going
to die out here! I am so scared!
- We said...don't touch our toys or we'll bite your knee caps
- Take my picture Mom!!
- Where's da birdie? Mom said look at da birdie! Is it in here?
- Sammy and Shamus star in 'The Blair Bitch Project.'
- You go first Sammy.....I'm right behind you!
- BOO! haha, did i scare u?
- HEY! BACK OFF MY GRILL DUDE!
- I'm afraid to close my eyes, I'm afraid to open them.
- "SHHHHH Shamus, did you hear that????"
- Holy cow! There are doggie treats inside it, Shamus!
- Here comes the big drop, Sammy. Be sure to smile for the camera!
- see mama.. i dont have any buggers in my nose!!
- See the devil in those eyes
- I want to be in the picture too sammy!!! ( picture hog!)
- I feel a terrible weight on my shoulders
- Can you reach the rope Sammy, we have to get out of this hole!
- me me me me - take a pic of me mommy!
- EVERYBODY CONGA!!DA,DA,DA,DA,DA,DAT
- Um, double vision, yeah, sure
- You put your snout in, you put your snout out, you put your
snout in and then you shake it all about!
- ya got a bugger in ya nose....
- Keep looking! I swear I heard there were treats in this thing.
- I don't wanna go first, you go!!
- OMG! Are those things loaded?
- Come on Shamus, I know she hides the treats in here. Sh!!!
- CAUTION! Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
- You peeping tom (short pause)let me see!
- Boston Terrier Movie Trailer Version of The Blair Witch Project
- I SAID NO PICUTRES! PAPARAZZI PAIN IN THE NECK!
- I see dead people!!!!
- You in there?
- Next time they ride Splash Mountain, Shamus gets the front
- I wanna see... No, I wanna see... NO, LET ME UP FRONT!
- Let me see! Let me see!
- Sammy: Whats this thing? Person behind camera: Sammy, dont
lick the lens!
- Sammy, let me see......What is it?
- Whatchu lookin' at Willis????? I see you!!!!
- So give us those cookies before our eyeballs fall out!!!
- I want in the picture with you!!!!!
- Talk about a photo hog.......
- I got your back!go sammy!go!!!!
- does this make my nose look big?
- You see me now???
- I've heard of close ups, but this is to close for my comfort!
- Here's looking at you kid!!
- can you see me NOW???????????????
- No I said, Me first
- "I get to lick her to death first," says Sammy. Shamus yells,
"I saw her first!"
- mess with my bro and i'll kill ya
- Hey Sammy, down in front!
- move over! you're hogging the camera!
- Me first, me first
- Shamus tells Sammy "see I told you I can take a picture of
both of us."
- we smell bacon...where's the bacon?
- you go first!
- I don't think this conga line is moving...
- AH, where'd you come from!?
- It's getting closer! I'll protect you Shamus!
- i've been waiting for like treats and treats for you!
- The Boston Terrier Witch project! (the blair witch project)
- I really need that shoe!
- BEAUTY AND THE BEASTS...
- I what?
- Me first! Me first! Me first!
- Hidden video footage from the doggie treat ATM heist.
- Ooooo! OOOOoo! Pick me! No Pick me!
- Houston we have a problem. I think they want their money back.
- I think I smell a COOKIE!
- How can you say no to this face?
- NO! BAD FLASHING LIGHT! BAD!
- Think you can help me get my contacts in?
- Pretty please Mommy! Pretty please!
- I'm trying to get a The Dog modeled after me!
- Do I have any 5:00 shadow?
- See! I told you I could reach the camera! I get the $10!
- It's ZOMBIE SAMMY!
- Uh...You're holding up...um...11 fingers... right...? *starts
crying* I DON'T need glasses! Really I don't!
- Trim my nosehairs, please...
- Shamus, I see dead people...
- We only ask nicely once...give us the treats...
- What are you looking at?!
- err...Sammy I think I'll just hide behind you. What?! are
you scared of this...err...thing?
- snif snif. I dont think your human!!
- I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!(sammy) Err...Yea sammy does s..so..o
dont hurt me!!(shamus)
- Sammy & Shamus: poster children for the band Me First & the
- This Weeks Special: Boston Terriers--Buy One, Get One Free!
- Little Beasts REPRESENT, yo.
- Hey! Down in front!
- Hey...Hey...You talkin' to me?!? Huh?
- What's that smell?
- I guess it's just a mirror, but I think I see something behind
- HEY Sammy! Don't hog the window seat! I want to smear the
- mess with my brother, mess with me!
- Mama make him stop!
- Sammy and Shamus wonder if this thing is really on.????
- Scene from the highly acclaimed and super scary "Boston Witch
- Sometimes i feel like somebody's watching me.............
- Who's in there? I see you in there!!
- It's the Great Pumpkin---I hear the Great Pumpkin, Charlie
- no tailgating!
- Did someone say 'treat?'
- did you hear that??? we heard that!!! what WAS that???
- Shamus never knew a bath could make Sammy catatonic.
- Shamus:i told you it smells like squeeze cheeze
- Uggh, my Extra head is so annoying!
- Sammy: look into my eyes! look into my eyes! Shamus: honey,
stop scaring our guests
- Sammy! There on to us! I'm sure that's a camera behind the
- OH NO!!, the papparrazi again!!
- Don't be shy!
- Shamus... Shamus, come here you gotta see this!
- Hey whats goin' on up there Sammy?!
- Am i close enough?
- Woo Hoo Shamus it's Christmas in November, I just found where
mom and dad were hiding our presents!
- "Sniff..sniff.. is this thing on?"
- Can you see up my nose?
- HEY, WE CAN SEE YOU....WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE...ARE YOU
EATING SOMETHING??????Hey, I said WE CAN SEE YOU!!!!!!
- Shamus: "Sammy are you sure you know how to work this thing...
I don't think its..." (click of the camera timer going off)
Sammy: "See what happens when you question me Shamus! Now, stop
talking and let's try this again!"
- This is what boston's call the double stink eye!
- Hey Shamus this peep hole thing doesn't work I can't see outside
- Hold on Shamus! I'll save you!
- Come... To... MEEEEEEEE! Hungry am I? YEEEEES!
- View as seen when lifting up the bed covers.
- I'm...*Sniffle*...so...*sniffle* scared...*sniffle*
- i know its here some where
- would you please get off my back
- Houston, we have a problem. I think they want their money
- Treat!? Treat!? Did you say treat!?
- You're next sucka!
- Is that a McDonald's double cheeseburger I see before my eyes?
- Get outta the way it's my turn to be photographed!
- Shamus is such an annoying, slobbering-He's right behing me,
- The absolute terror could be seen in Sammy and Shamus' eyes
just before the roller coaster dropped...
- He's right behind me, isn't he?
- Say Cheese!!!!!
- With BTs it is important not to casually just endearments
like 'sugar booger'. It is all too likely that it will be taken
- Sammy "How close do I have to get for you to realize that
we want some food!" Shamus "Who knew that dog food could talk
- Sammy carry's a special can of "whoopass" for guys that flirt
with his woman!
- the little brat is trying to bite my tail off, cause he doesn't
- Can you see up my nose?
- Look what I can do! I can pop out m eyes!!!!!!
- Sammy: Hey, Shamus...you think they see me? Shamus:(Sarcastic)
NO oh no Sammy...get closer...they cant see you!
- Did I hear someone say treat?!
- two .. two is better than one
- "Hey, Sammy- that little red light...does it mean that we're
busted???" "Not if I can figure out to rewind and tape over
this section, Shamus!"
- I see dead squeakies...
- Hey! I was first!
- Does my nose look bigger than yours?
- Gangsta...for sure..tru dat!
- let us in please
- "YOU GOT BEEF WITH ME?!?!?!"...."You better have beef FOR
- I can't see. You're hogging the camera!
- what'chu talkin' bout willis?
- Where did Nicky go?!
- Sammy "Hey Shamus, I think I can see what Little Nicky
saw last week!"
- Hey! Look at me, I'm cute just like Little Nicky!!!!
- We're back to the Boston frowning finals and it looks like
Sammy has bumped out the previous finalist Wrangler!
- Shamus I'm scared! I think the Blair Witch got Little Nicky!
- Those are the cutest doggies I have EVA seen!!
- i love these too pupperdoodles! there momma is bad ass too!
- absolutely adorable!
- Look at those adorable mugs...I love it!!!
- wow that's amazing
- Sammy and Shamus are COOLYO
- They're the cutest little beasts I have ever seen!!
- beautiful pups, reminds me of my MILO
- cute funny and pretty
- how cute
- this is funny.
- Ahhh! looks like what I wake up to every morning! ;)
- So cute where did you get the cute dog i would marry you just
for that dog!!!!
- I have two just like these two :)
- AWESOME! my boston terrier looks just like `em
- yay its so cute and funny and CRAZY JUST LIKE I AM!!!!!!!!!
Great captions everyone!
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