Wow, they DO smell like Fritos!
"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my fingers in my
armpits, and thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I smell them like this"
- He who smelt it ummmm didn't dealt it.
- hummmmmm, something stinky this way comeith!!!!!
- Feel my nose. I think I'm gonna need some extra cuddles today!
- "snicker...hey...I'm not laughing at you...(snicker)..."
- Boy!! My feet STANK!!!!!!
- My paw smells like yesterday's walk...hmmmm....interesting...
- I'm dizzy. I think it is the checker pattern.
- Sentence: 10 minutes in timeout. Crime: Caught trespassing
on the kitchen table.
- I hope that I don't have bad doggie breath.
- I spy with my litle eye.....
- I haven't lost MY mojo, baaaaby!
- MOMMA! I was NOT pickin' boogies, I swear!
- Mojo, Ralph Lauren is on the phone. Should I take another
- Good,.... Bad.... Im the guy with the gas....
- Mojo says, "Aw shucks, ma'am, it weren't nothin'!"
- Another Boston let's it rip... Puweee!
- lets seee.... everyones at work,,, i cant find my blanket,
its just me... and the chair.... and MY TEETH!!!
- whoa!!!, daddys gas is worst than mine!
- oh no! I tooted again.
- I swear this is not what it looks like!
- do you smell something?
- I think I got a bug in my eye! ha ha ha choo!
- "I don't believe I ate the whole thing...urp"
- my nose itches*woof*
- Bruurp!! 'cuse me! What did I chew up last???
- mommy, why did that bad bee give me a boo-boo on my nose?
- oooh, that bad fence gave me a boo-boo nose again!
- "1,2,3,..I'm not peeking...just hide the treat..hurry
- aWWW mom!! i didn't MEAN to take you panties!
- If you peel me a grape, I will.
- Show me the love.
- my breath doesnt stink
- I think I stepped in some poo
- What's that smell??
- oh ive done it now i know those darn cats will tell on me
- Smells like I stepped in something.
- I don't understand why the game hide-n-seek is so hard?
- Come closer. I dare ya. See what happens.
- Ha! Now you Can't see me.
- I don't cheat at hide-n-seek?
- im sorry i am just a bit nervous in front of the camera
- If I act like an angel, they won't suspect a thing!
- Do you smell that? It's not me! I swear!
- Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?
- MUST we watch the same old TV reruns?
- Different day, same old .....
- If you're trying to impress me, it's NOT working!
- Watching the evening news can be so depressing!
- I've got my EYE on you!
- Please forgive me... I didn't mean to forget my pedicure appointment!
- I stepped in something sooo snuffley!!!!
- Oh my! Did I do that? That smell can't be coming from me?
- May I have a blankey please?
- Oh my head! I think that I had one too many Cosmopolitans
- Whew, who smells like a dog in here?!?!
- Contemplating the problems of the world
- I so sorry!
- Please...no more pictures...I need my beauty rest
- "Seems like the boss is making cooked cabbage, again".
- "Hey Doc, I seem to have a paw stuck in my nose".
- SOMETHING STINKS!!
- "Bathtime"?!! "Ok, maybe they won't see me
if I hide..."
- I did NOT do it! I don't CARE what the cat said! I did NOT
- Turn out the lights
- Sniff sniff woo hoo my feet stink and the whole time Mom was
blaming it on dads feet.
- I don't smell any poop on my paw
- Time out really stinks!
- "mom? could you please cut my nails?can't reach the boogie!"
- Ew, stop blame-ing your farts on me!
- WHAT the heck did I step in?
- Oh god, she's going to see what I did soon.
- Pee-yew!! Someone has been scarfing a bit too much garbage
- hey, don't EVEN look at me!!
- Who farted?
- Peee..uuu... ok, who did it?
- I ate too much turkey and I can't hold my eyes open.
- You tawkin ta me ???!!!!
- Is that the smell of someone passing gas from those bean
- Psst I will never tell--
- Aw shucks, are you talkin' about me?
- Oh, alright, I'll stay. But I'm not happy about it.
- Would you please share a tic tac?
- A boston's idea of fair play during hide and go seek... 11,12,13,14,15....
- THAT'S IT!!!Maybe, if I hide my nose, they will not be able
to find me on this 'gray' furniture!!
- Oh my my nose has a itch "ok paw bonds mission 11 scratch
- My.. nose.. is.. so.. itchy!!
- excuse me!!
- You think I'm cute? Aw shucks, you embarass me.
- READY OR NOT...HERE I COME!
- Maybe if I cover my face...They won't see me!
- Whoever said that paw sweat smells bad should come and try
- I really need a manicure!
- I am soo vewry, vewry adowrable... I could not have possibly
tinkled on the rug!
- I'm so glad I stepped in this gum... nummummm ummmm ummmmm
- Burp! Excuse me! It just happens sometimes! Sometimes it happens
the other way with us BTs...but mommie says, just pretend it
didn't, when it does!
- I really do think I look good on this plaid! Everyone says
- Whew! I know I'm supposed to be gassy, but, this is even
making MY eyes water!
- Wont someone please give me back my blankey?
- Pfffffft! Oh excuse me I'm so embarrassed!!
- I'm so ashamed.
- My understanding is that NICE mommies and Daddies provide
their doggies with heated blankets. What's the number for BT
- Hmmmmm, when did I step in that?
- I've lost my mojo!
- Please don't look while I take care of thie boogie....
- Ptss! Over here, I got something to show you.
- Booger Patrol!
Great captions everyone!
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