Winning Caption: Only Bruce
knows the "Advanced Stink Eye"
- Bruce demonstrates how to hug a sunbeam.
- Is this linoleum or tile?
- Hey, Bruce, did that treat REALLY fall under the fridge?
- Bruce keeps a wary eye out for anyone trying to steal his
- In an epic battle to maintain his warmth, Bruce uses his mind
to hold off the encroaching shadows.
- Bruce attempts to literally look inside himself for an answer.
- Most Bostons settle for just licking the floor clean. Sticklers
like Bruce follow up with a thorough visual inspection.
- I can hear Mama's car arriving...
- Excuse me, but you're in my light.
- If I wisten weal cwose, I can heaw mommy opening the fwidge
- aw mama not now I just found my sunny spot!
- Hey what you looking at!
- Think I could have a little privacy here????
- What? Am I wearing something of yours?
- shhh, listen...3 men on horses approaching from the east!!!
- Kemosabe, me hear two riders coming, one short, one tall
- did you smell that?
- Bruce cautiously eyes the dust bunny under the bed....
- Bostons just like to bath in the sun.
- Head too big ... can't get off the floor.
- Mom, I AM trying to sleep!
- woe is me, I'm so alone I don't have any friends.
- I'm left alone every day, and I'm really to small and too
young, someone call the dog welfare department please.
- Challenge my cuteness...I dare you!
- Stay away from my food! I'm watching you!
- "My puppy dreams are real eye-openers!"
- I got my eye on you!!
- believe me; being a beautiful bosty IS hard work..
- now if i get a bit closer she will never know that i got her
- I spy with my little eye....
- I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!
- if you put your ear close to the floor you can here if someone
is in the kitchen downstarts.....yep time for lunch!
- Do not disturb me from my sunshine nap!
- I spy something...someone with a camera.
- You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy.
- Go ahead--just try to take my treats!
- ...Maybe if I don't move, the cat won't see me!
- I can hear you Baby, I can! Just wait till 1 pm, and we will
be together again.
- Bruce is listening to the next episode of "dogs behaving badly".
- You see my ear? You see IT? It shows you the TURN, RIGHT TURN
sign!!! Fury trafic is ahead!
- I'm watching you...
- "I think I have a lightening bug in my ear."
- And you thought that I wasnt looking
- So tired, so very, very tired!
- I've got my eye on you!!
- I can hear that train coming now...or maybe it's just termites!
- I'm warning ya... don't even make me go there...
- Heres looking at you kid!
- Bruce heaves a big sigh of annoyance at the crazed BT paparazzo,
snuffles, and falls asleep.
- i spy with my little eye.
- Look pal do i get the treat or what?
- Are you talk'n to me?
- Awww, do I have to get up?
- Ha! They think they're going to wake me for obedience class...I'll
show them obedience class. I'll just lie here a little longer
and give them the puppy look, they'll forget all about that
obedience class. Hee, hee... I might even get a treat out of
- Where did ya' thik all the bleached out spots came from!?
- Hey! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!
- Give the cute face then they will forget I ate the burger
on the table
- No funny business. I've got my eye on you!!
- Better watch your step...I've got my eye AND ear on you.
- umm.....trying to nap over here...do ya mind?
- I won't move an inch, but Iv'e got my big eye on you and I
see everything you do!
- This sun spot is taken, find your own!
- ...don't do it!
- I spy with my little eye!!! A mom who has gone darling baby
- Bruce was on his way to the food bowl when he happend across
the nice patch of sun.
- Whatcha ya talkin 'bout Willis?
- how many push ups did you say you want?
- Was that the do food bag opening I just heard?
- Ahhhh, sunbeam!
- I tought I taw a puddy cat
- Yes, they call me Adorable
- Can't a pup get some shut-eye?!
- I'm not looking.......
- I hear the poeople downstairs, something about treats.
- I ate to much pudding
- Here's looking at you kid!
- I'm watching you.
- I Love My Bostons Solar Baked!!!
- I'm not sharing my sun spot so move on!
- I heard that!
- "Look into my eye, You are getting sleepy, very sleepy"
- You love me I love you! WERE one happy family! ARNEN't WE?
- Awww,Mom Do i HAVE to go to the vets?
- Now, if i could just get a lil' more sun, on my nose i'd be
tanned all over.
- look pal, i'm only going to count to three. one...
- While sunning, Bruce had to flash his "Do Not Disturb, First
Warning" when he heard the cat sneaking up on him.
- If you listen closly, you can hear them under the floor...
- I'M WATCHING YOU
- I am so tired!!!!
- just five more minutes!
- .....18, 19, 20! Ready or not, here I come!!
- Bathing Beauty
- I'm "Bruce Almighty"...don't mess with me!
- umm seriously mom... enough already with the camera... i'm
tryin to get a little nappy nap in...
- DAD WHAT THE ____ ARE YOU DOING I GOT A HANGOVER
- WHAT do you want NOW
- Don't even think about it!!!
- Your on my list!
- I told you NOT to wake me up! Don't make me maul you!
- Do you hear what I hear?
- Little Bruce has taught himself how to take a power nap but
still keep one eye on his food bowl!!!
- I may look sweet and innocent but my personal theme song is
"If you think I'm sexy..."
- so what if i *am* taking a cat nap?
- Tell me when it's time to turn over so I can keep my even
- If you listen real close you can hear them playing with the
- Oh man...this sun just takes it out of me...
- I've got my eye on you!
- you know you LOVE ME!
- dont think i cant see what you are doing
- Not tonight!
- What's that? You have to go to work again? Bummer. Well, I'll
be here when you get back...
- I'm sleeping right here by the kitchen cabinets so that when
the food is ready...BAMMMM!!
- Shhhhhh.....I hear them coming, their getting closer
- peek-a-boo, i see you!!
- Okay, Ms. Paparazzi, can you cool it with the camera? I just
want to take a nap!
- I don't know who did that evil deed
- Enough with the kisses and huggs. Just leave me alone!
- Now What? Don't you know I've had a long day?
- I don't know! It wasn't me!!
- WHAT!? I'm resting.
- You stick that camera in my face one more time and I swear
- people still tell me I look like a house hippo!!!!
- "Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?"
- You just THINK I can't understand you.
- Puhleeeeeeeeeez....no more tricks!
- Bruce is thinking..."Don't even think about pulling the curtains
- Hey! Get your own patch of sunshine, Sunshine!!
- Yeah, I'm cute and small now but just wait until I grown into
- I will eat that camera if you don't get it out of my face...
- Aww c'mon...to do that, I'd have to move.
- Cross the line and DIE!
- they call me won eyed willy and i'm a waskel
- Dude, you're interruping some serious nappage...
- Go Away, I'm working on my tan.... Bub + Trinity
- I see you in there Mr Mouse...Please come out and play. I
promise not to shake you as hard this time....
- Like my glass eye?
- When that hits the floor...
- Okay, who glued my face to the floor?
- "I seeee you Mommmmyyy"
- "Don't even think about it... I found the sunny spot first"...
- Take a picture, it'll last longer
- Bruce says "This is my come hither look!!"
- What are you looking at dont you ever just sit around and
do nothing. well Im laying around doing nothing and its great.
- Look Im inocent the cat pooped behind the couch. Do you you
think I would do something like that. " NOT ME"
- You Know I thought about taking a nap if you will leave me
- Im so cute I know you dont have to keep telling me.
- This is the life!
- What? Like you dont sunbath in the nude?
- Some days it doesn't pay you to chew through the restraints!
- Hey, you talkin to me?
- "I don't stare at you when you're trying to sleep, and I expect
the same courtesy"
- I hear you sneaking up on me....
- I see you in there.....You're lucky I cant speak.
- I said,"Hold my Calls!"
- I hope mom doesn't see that i'm still awake!i really want
my treat for taking my nap!!
- "If you shut the blinds, you die."
- Bruce the boston terrier needs a rest after his long chase
with the Bergamot.
- CALL me if need anything! I'LL be sleeping ... OVER... YAWN!...
HERE! ........ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
- Do I look tan yet?
- I spy with my little eye..something..bacon-y?
- "I can see you eyeing my sunshine...don't even think about
- What is that?? Cheese??
- I'm serious this time, one more picture and then leave me
- I can't believe I ate that WHOLE THING
- I'm already half baked!
- Bruce lay's and waits....for the showdow to attack!!
- Maybe if I lay here quietly, they'll think I'm sleeping.
- This is Bruce's first year home from college. If someone attempts
to wake him, they receive the evil eye!
- look, guys, i *know* i'm cute.... but could we please take
pictures *after* my nap??
- I know I'm cute but it is rude to stare!
- Aww shucks! I didn't know being cute was a crime
- "Do you mind, I'm sun bathing."
- MOM can i sleep just 5 more minutes?
- now i lay me down to sleep
- can I help you with something?
- YA! I know im Cute
- Can I get a little privacy here!
- I'M WATCHIN' YOU!
- Don't you dare steal my sunny spot!
- See this eye....this is my evil eye!!
- do you mind im sleeping
- Listen! I'm tired of you making me do that silly act! JUST
for a dog treat your lousy!
- look do i have anything in my nose
- Bruce says, "I always keep one ear to the ground; that way,
I can feel if they're coming with my food!"
- Sheesh! I hear them coming...
- This is the most cutest thing I've ever seen!!
- cute, cute, cute, lil cutie!
- oh my god that is so cute!
- What a beautiful baby Boston
- you are cute
- No matter what you did Bruce your favorite Aunt loves you!
- soooooooooo cute!!!!!
- What a PRECIOUS baby....
- Cute, adorable, absolutely heartwarming! How Boston puppies
get into our homes
- OHHHH...I WANT ONE! :)
- Bruce is a super-cutie!!
- cutest brucey ever........love him
- Your Favorite Uncle says that Jessie can run faster than you.
- i have i boston terrier they are cute!!!
- I LOVE BOSTON TERRIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
- What a beautiful puppy. The picture captures that look that
is so indicative of Boston Terriors.
- This is the CUTEST thing i ever saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- he is verry cute and cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Simply adorable!
Great captions everyone!
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