Winning Caption: Only Bruce knows the "Advanced Stink Eye"

Outstanding Submissions:

• Bruce demonstrates how to hug a sunbeam.
• Is this linoleum or tile?
• Hey, Bruce, did that treat REALLY fall under the fridge?
• Bruce keeps a wary eye out for anyone trying to steal his sunshine...
• In an epic battle to maintain his warmth, Bruce uses his mind to hold off the encroaching shadows.
• Bruce attempts to literally look inside himself for an answer.
• Most Bostons settle for just licking the floor clean. Sticklers like Bruce follow up with a thorough visual inspection.
• I can hear Mama's car arriving...
• Excuse me, but you're in my light.
• If I wisten weal cwose, I can heaw mommy opening the fwidge downstaiws!
• aw mama not now I just found my sunny spot!
• Hey what you looking at!
• Think I could have a little privacy here????
• What? Am I wearing something of yours?
• shhh, listen...3 men on horses approaching from the east!!!
• Kemosabe, me hear two riders coming, one short, one tall
• did you smell that?
• Bruce cautiously eyes the dust bunny under the bed....
• Bostons just like to bath in the sun.
• Head too big ... can't get off the floor.
• Mom, I AM trying to sleep!
• woe is me, I'm so alone I don't have any friends.
• I'm left alone every day, and I'm really to small and too young, someone call the dog welfare department please.
• Challenge my cuteness...I dare you!
• Stay away from my food! I'm watching you!
• "My puppy dreams are real eye-openers!"
• I got my eye on you!!
• believe me; being a beautiful bosty IS hard work..
• now if i get a bit closer she will never know that i got her fries!!
• I spy with my little eye....
• I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!
• if you put your ear close to the floor you can here if someone is in the kitchen downstarts.....yep time for lunch!
• Do not disturb me from my sunshine nap!
• I spy something...someone with a camera.
• You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy. . .
• Go ahead--just try to take my treats!
• ...Maybe if I don't move, the cat won't see me!
• I can hear you Baby, I can! Just wait till 1 pm, and we will be together again.
• Bruce is listening to the next episode of "dogs behaving badly".
• You see my ear? You see IT? It shows you the TURN, RIGHT TURN sign!!! Fury trafic is ahead!
• I'm watching you...
• "I think I have a lightening bug in my ear."
• And you thought that I wasnt looking
• So tired, so very, very tired!
• I've got my eye on you!!
• I can hear that train coming now...or maybe it's just termites!
• I'm warning ya... don't even make me go there...
• Heres looking at you kid!
• Bruce heaves a big sigh of annoyance at the crazed BT paparazzo, snuffles, and falls asleep.
• i spy with my little eye.
• Look pal do i get the treat or what?
• Are you talk'n to me?
• Awww, do I have to get up?
• Ha! They think they're going to wake me for obedience class...I'll show them obedience class. I'll just lie here a little longer and give them the puppy look, they'll forget all about that obedience class. Hee, hee... I might even get a treat out of this too.
• Where did ya' thik all the bleached out spots came from!?
• Hey! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!
• Give the cute face then they will forget I ate the burger on the table
• No funny business. I've got my eye on you!!
• Better watch your step...I've got my eye AND ear on you.
• umm.....trying to nap over here...do ya mind?
• I won't move an inch, but Iv'e got my big eye on you and I see everything you do!
• This sun spot is taken, find your own!
• ...don't do it!
• I spy with my little eye!!! A mom who has gone darling baby camera crazy!!!
• Bruce was on his way to the food bowl when he happend across the nice patch of sun.
• Whatcha ya talkin 'bout Willis?
• how many push ups did you say you want?
• Was that the do food bag opening I just heard?
• Ahhhh, sunbeam!
• I tought I taw a puddy cat
• Yes, they call me Adorable
• "WHAT?!"
• Can't a pup get some shut-eye?!
• I'm not looking.......
• I hear the poeople downstairs, something about treats.
• I ate to much pudding
• Here's looking at you kid!
• I'm watching you.
• I Love My Bostons Solar Baked!!!
• I'm not sharing my sun spot so move on!
• I heard that!
• "Look into my eye, You are getting sleepy, very sleepy"
• You love me I love you! WERE one happy family! ARNEN't WE? IKNEW IT!
• Awww,Mom Do i HAVE to go to the vets?
• Now, if i could just get a lil' more sun, on my nose i'd be tanned all over.
• look pal, i'm only going to count to three. one...
• While sunning, Bruce had to flash his "Do Not Disturb, First Warning" when he heard the cat sneaking up on him.
• If you listen closly, you can hear them under the floor...
• I'M WATCHING YOU
• I am so tired!!!!
• just five more minutes!
• .....18, 19, 20! Ready or not, here I come!!
• Bathing Beauty
• I'm "Bruce Almighty"...don't mess with me!
• umm seriously mom... enough already with the camera... i'm tryin to get a little nappy nap in...
• DAD WHAT THE ____ ARE YOU DOING I GOT A HANGOVER
• WHAT do you want NOW
• Don't even think about it!!!
• Your on my list!
• I told you NOT to wake me up! Don't make me maul you!
• Do you hear what I hear?
• Little Bruce has taught himself how to take a power nap but still keep one eye on his food bowl!!!
• I may look sweet and innocent but my personal theme song is "If you think I'm sexy..."
• so what if i *am* taking a cat nap?
• Tell me when it's time to turn over so I can keep my even tan.
• If you listen real close you can hear them playing with the cat....
• Oh man...this sun just takes it out of me...
• I've got my eye on you!
• you know you LOVE ME!
• dont think i cant see what you are doing
• Not tonight!
• What's that? You have to go to work again? Bummer. Well, I'll be here when you get back...
• I'm sleeping right here by the kitchen cabinets so that when the food is ready...BAMMMM!!
• Shhhhhh.....I hear them coming, their getting closer
• peek-a-boo, i see you!!
• Okay, Ms. Paparazzi, can you cool it with the camera? I just want to take a nap!
• I don't know who did that evil deed
• Enough with the kisses and huggs. Just leave me alone!
• Now What? Don't you know I've had a long day?
• I don't know! It wasn't me!!
• WHAT!? I'm resting.
• You stick that camera in my face one more time and I swear I'll...
• people still tell me I look like a house hippo!!!!
• "Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?"
• You just THINK I can't understand you.
• Puhleeeeeeeeeez....no more tricks!
• Bruce is thinking..."Don't even think about pulling the curtains closed!!"
• Hey! Get your own patch of sunshine, Sunshine!!
• Yeah, I'm cute and small now but just wait until I grown into my farts!
• I will eat that camera if you don't get it out of my face...
• Aww c'mon...to do that, I'd have to move.
• Cross the line and DIE!
• they call me won eyed willy and i'm a waskel
• Dude, you're interruping some serious nappage...
• Go Away, I'm working on my tan.... Bub + Trinity
• I see you in there Mr Mouse...Please come out and play. I promise not to shake you as hard this time....
• Like my glass eye?
• When that hits the floor...
• Okay, who glued my face to the floor?
• "I seeee you Mommmmyyy"
• "Don't even think about it... I found the sunny spot first"...
• Take a picture, it'll last longer
• Bruce says "This is my come hither look!!"
• What are you looking at dont you ever just sit around and do nothing. well Im laying around doing nothing and its great.
• Look Im inocent the cat pooped behind the couch. Do you you think I would do something like that. " NOT ME"
• You Know I thought about taking a nap if you will leave me alone.
• Im so cute I know you dont have to keep telling me.
• This is the life!
• What? Like you dont sunbath in the nude?
• Some days it doesn't pay you to chew through the restraints!
• Hey, you talkin to me?
• "I don't stare at you when you're trying to sleep, and I expect the same courtesy"
• I hear you sneaking up on me....
• I see you in there.....You're lucky I cant speak.
• I said,"Hold my Calls!"
• I hope mom doesn't see that i'm still awake!i really want my treat for taking my nap!!
• "If you shut the blinds, you die."
• Bruce the boston terrier needs a rest after his long chase with the Bergamot.
• CALL me if need anything! I'LL be sleeping ... OVER... YAWN!... HERE! ........ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
• Do I look tan yet?
• I spy with my little eye..something..bacon-y?
• "I can see you eyeing my sunshine...don't even think about it."
• What is that?? Cheese??
• I'm serious this time, one more picture and then leave me alone.
• I can't believe I ate that WHOLE THING
• I'm already half baked!
• Bruce lay's and waits....for the showdow to attack!!
• Maybe if I lay here quietly, they'll think I'm sleeping.
• This is Bruce's first year home from college. If someone attempts to wake him, they receive the evil eye!
• look, guys, i *know* i'm cute.... but could we please take pictures *after* my nap??
• I know I'm cute but it is rude to stare!
• Aww shucks! I didn't know being cute was a crime
• "Do you mind, I'm sun bathing."
• MOM can i sleep just 5 more minutes?
• now i lay me down to sleep
• can I help you with something?
• YA! I know im Cute
• Can I get a little privacy here!
• I'M WATCHIN' YOU!
• Don't you dare steal my sunny spot!
• See this eye....this is my evil eye!!
• do you mind im sleeping
• Listen! I'm tired of you making me do that silly act! JUST for a dog treat your lousy!
• look do i have anything in my nose
• Bruce says, "I always keep one ear to the ground; that way, I can feel if they're coming with my food!"
• Sheesh! I hear them coming...

Comments:

• This is the most cutest thing I've ever seen!!
• cute, cute, cute, lil cutie!
• oh my god that is so cute!
• What a beautiful baby Boston
• you are cute
• No matter what you did Bruce your favorite Aunt loves you!
• soooooooooo cute!!!!!
• What a PRECIOUS baby....
• Cute, adorable, absolutely heartwarming! How Boston puppies get into our homes
• OHHHH...I WANT ONE! :)
• Bruce is a super-cutie!!
• cutest brucey ever........love him
• Your Favorite Uncle says that Jessie can run faster than you.
• i have i boston terrier they are cute!!!
• I LOVE BOSTON TERRIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
• What a beautiful puppy. The picture captures that look that is so indicative of Boston Terriors.
• This is the CUTEST thing i ever saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• he is verry cute and cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• beautiful!
• Simply adorable!

Great captions everyone!
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