Winning Caption: Here
we are at the Boston Frowning finals and Wrangler has just taken
- Very nice choice, Spice Cake - full body, bacony nose, with
a hint of chicken in the aftertaste.
- Wrangler and Spice Cake learn that "paparazzi" is Italian
for "camera up the nose".
- Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
- Snout: a retrospective portrait by the artists
- THE BOSTON WITCH PROJECT
- Can you see, if i have any Nose hairs growin' in there?
- Caution! Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
- Hey! We just can't do anything without you poking your nose
in, can we.
- WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT WILLIS
- Spice Cake wins by a nose!
- Wrangler is rendered speechless watching Spice Cake sniff
the hornet's next yet again...
- Confucius say, dog who fart in church, sit in own pew.
- MOMMMM!!!! Spice say's his booger is bigger then mine...IS
- That's right! and I'll do it again!!
- Your nose might be bigger but I can run faster!
- Mmmmmmm. Delicious liver nose...
- Do you really think I got my monies worth on my new nose job?What
- "No, you did NOT just get in my head shot! You betta back
it up, Spicy!"
- What is thing always flashing me?
- I have the schniffles, id dere schumpling id by dose?
- Spice-you missed a spot...look at that granny hair!! look
- Hey Spice Cake what is that thing? I don't know Wrangler let
me get a closer look at it.
- Wrangler! Don't use the hair groomer on your nose hairs! It's
- "You see it's like this up, up. Pull those neck muscles up"
- Here at Kitty's Massage Parlour, we never rub you wrong!
- "Geez-a-loo Spicey, you need a shave!!"
- Do what you want.... I aint sayin nothin.
- Hey...don't make me move you!!
- Betcha you can't lift your lip over your nose like I can!
- DO I HAVE A BOOGIE IN MY NOSE?
- "Stop hogging the camera." says Wranger to Spice Cake
- "Wrangler! Stop trying to act like me!!I AM THE DOG!!!"
- I pity the fool...
- Before and after pictures...cosmetic lip enhancement gone
- I told you not so close!
- And they said Jimmy Durante had a big nose?
- It's...it's...it's...The Nose!
- Is it just me, or does anybody else think Spice has gone WAY
overboard with the 'lip enhancement' thing?
- oh yes, give me more lip, MORE LIP....fabulous
- GrandPa - is that how its done? Lower lip up and up just like
- Lesson one on being tough, never take your eyes off your opponent
- I'm not so sure about him just yet
- What's up, dawg!
- go ahead i'm right behind you
- "That's right, 'Spice Cake...' You wanna make something outta
- OH MAN!!!! I told you not to lie to mom about the sofa....NOW
look at your nose!!!!
- Simon says.....
- The ATTACK of the Black Rubber noses.....
- Inspired by the Blair Witch Project, Wrangler and Spice Cake
set out to make an indepenant film of their own.
- Wrangler knew a close-up would be career suicide for Spice-cake...
- Hold your heads high! We are the few, the proud, the Bostons!!!!!!
- Okay . . . who cut the cheese???!
- Spice Cake: "Hold on, just let me set the timer." Wrangler
(with teeth clenched) "Do I have to keep holding this pose?"
Spice Cake: "Yes. Hold on. There! Got it! Is the light on?(camera
takes picture) Damn."
- Are you lookin' at me?
- WHO FARTED?? Oh yeah.. it was me.
- I am in a bigger snit then you are!
- no no not like that .thats it. great control of the nose.
- if you farted again, so help me!
- Do you smell that? What is that?
- Wrangler? Would you be a dear and pluck this chin hair for
- Wrangler realizes that the Mussolini look-alike contest won't
be another cakewalk this year.
- Spice Cake: So, Doc...what it look like? Wrangler: Beats me...I
can't see anything from back here!
- big puppy...little puppy
- Get out of the way !! I'm trying to smile for the camera
- SMILE!! CHHEEZZ
- Mug shot!!
- Hey Spice Cake, you should really switch to Gillette, you'll
get a much closer shave.
- What's that smell? I think it's coming from over here...
- Whoa, that's one big snout.
- Look mom no Boogers, me either no boogers too, mom
- you know... I havent checked in a while but...I wonder if
I have any bats in my caves.. (dog to the left) I dont even
want to know...
- and you *know* what I'm talkin' bout!
- not so close! that thing's gonna get you!
- "Chin up, chin up, everybody loves a happy face..."
- Hey Spithe Cake...give me my teeth back!
- see, i told you it smells bad!
- I bet THAT doesn't TASTE like Spice Cake!
- Ok, I'll give Spice Cake a kiss, but if she turns into a frog
she can't sleep under the covers anymore!
- hey spice cake stop hogging the camera.
- Open wide!!!Time to fill those cavitives
- Go ahead - make my day!
- hmph, he's always the star of the show
- No...no .....I wil NOT eat that dry kibble......!!!!
- Spice Cake: Did I get it? Wrangler: Yep, you licked that booger
clean off Mom's nose. Who needs tissues when you have two Bostons
with good tongues????
- Boy are you in for it, just you wait!!
- I'm so mad at you I could, well I don't know what I could
do right now I'm too mad to think.
- Is that a Halloween mask or are you real???
- you talkin' to me??
- Feels good to be a gangsta!!!
- Yikes! I'd better watch it!!
- I think I see a booger.
- Uh, What was that noise?
- Nice to Nose Ya!
- I'm ready for my close-up!
- A little "boston-tox" and you'll be good lookin, just like
- They look like they have to poop...
- how is this for a close up!
- *snort***sniff***I'm so sory I led us out here searching for
- Spicey, you do to have more chin hairs than I do!!! Deal with
- Spice moved in to check the timer and Wrangler relaxed the
carefully planned pose which would show of his strong neck and
shoulders...and, of course, the autotimer went off wasting yet
another 35mm frame..."time to switch to digital," thought Wrangler.
- Wrangler and Spice Cake finally see the shocking tabloid cover
from last week showing their three kids consorting with the
- Are you using my dentures again spice Cake?
- Did you have garlic bread today?
- "You looking at me, I said you looking at me"
- I think a fly went up my nose....Do you see it?
- Mmmm, it is big, Spice, but I still don't think you can fit
a whole cake in there!
- Ya! Shes always hogging the camera!
- Hey wrangler you smell bacon, sure do spice cake
- the angry nose!!!
- Dude you got a green spice coming out of your nose!
- the dogs know how to make people giggle!
- you looking at me buddy boy
- Now don't you lick my Mommy! She's my mommy! I'm watching
- No,no,no. You're too close, and you have to put your chin
up, like me, or it won't work.
- Hey, you smell that????
- No, you have to press the little red button to turn it off.
- "I keep telling you, you don't need collagen in them!"
- I see dead cats
- pup love!
- Bad Beasts Bad Beasts, whatcha gonna do...whatcha gonna do
when they come for you.
- Spice Cake! Spice Cake! SPICE CAKE! I'm tellin' ya, don't
- "Az yu kan zee, the Bostonic Noze Intra 'Schnozzular' Kamera,
demenstratze advancemunts of klose upp 'nosel' insturmuntations
in diagnostics! Doktor Wrangler." From the Journal, Lancet,
British Medical Society. "Danke, Spice Cake!"
- "Wrangler, did you cut one again?!" - "I don't smell anything
- OK Spice Cake the Coast is clear Mom's not watching. AH Wrangler
I think we're BUSTED.
- Yeah, right she hasn't had any work done. Look at that perfect
- i aint afraid of no stinkn poodle
- This is the poster for the new mob movie "Bada Bing, Bada
- bugar check!!!!!
- Ok, so this is your nose at 800X600 pixels!
- Wrangler: "Spice, I told you not to get too close...that is
NOT your best side!"
- Do you smell that? Yeah I think it's skunk!
- I am your son, I am! Just look at me!
- up close and personal with the stars
- This is my frame, bitch!
- Nope i didnt see anything in there do you???
- Heeeyy! Mommy was taking a picture of me ! hmph
- Do you like my chin? My nose is better!
- Anything you can do, I can do better!
- Spice cake: is this close enough? Wrangler: not to close spike
cake, you don't want fans to see your boggers; or sneeze on
the cameraman. Spike Cake:too late!
- Psst, come here. No, closer. Even closer... closer... closer...
- Whadda MUGSHOT!
- how cute that picture is so sweet!
- OMG! look at her nose, like, it's so big!
- omg dogs are the best!!!!
- very very cute
- What a cute mug in the back there ! Both are sweet really!
But how funny that pout is!
- Luv the mugs!
- It is cute
- Who could resist not wanted to plant kisses all over that
Little Wranglers' lips ????????? Luv it......
- This is a great picture i love the dog's face in the background
Great captions everyone!
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