Winning Caption: If I find my sweater, maybe I can hide it
before I have to wear it.
- Hey! Check by butt and see if it's dry will ya?
- Caught on tape at last! the Dryer Sock Eater's identity is
revealed to all!
- HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY!!! *SNICKER*
- 27...28...29...30! Ready or not, here I come!!!
- Happiness is a warm blankie fresh out of the dryer.
- I know it's in here somewhere!
- Anybody seen my snuggle sack?
- Sheesh! Every time stuff around here gets to smelling even
half-way decent someone goes and messes it up with this darn
- If I leave bubblegum in my pocket again, mom's gonna kill
- I am trying to find the creatures who steel the socks.
- Hey, hey... wait a minute... I'm looking for my toy... don't
touch that button...
- A!! They thought that they could wash the boston butt smell
out of there clothes! Not if I can help it!! HEHEHE
- Clyde is not a dog to pass up a napping opportunity.
- There's a white in here! Honestly, I have to do everything
around here myself!
- you MAY have given me a bath, but I'll dry myself if you don't
- Early model gas dryers were powered by Boston Terriers. This
practice was later banned by the EPA for quite obvious reasons.
- I've GOT to pay more attention to where I hide my bones!
- Snuggle Dryer Sheets are now available in a brand new scent:
- Hey! Bonnie! Are you in here? This is your man Clyde!
- Why does everyone always look at me when the laundry gets
dog fur on it, I'm not the only one in the house.
- Jeezlouise! I could have SWORN that I put that ice cube in
- his was the first picture my mother showed my girlfriend
- Its funny when you think your alone, doing your laundry, then
you find out that someone with a camera happens to be standing
behind you taking embarresing pictures of your rear end. Imagine
how red my face got when I first saw this.
- Do I have to do everything around here?
- Nothing happening here, move along.
- Yummy, Snuggle fabric sheets! My favorite!!
- Perhaps the dryer will shrink my butt like it does Mommie's
- I must check these towels for fluffiness....I must check
these towels for fluffiness...
- I'll help you fold the towels for a treat.
- There's Clyde, showing off his best feature.
- If this is what I need to do to get some heat in here, so
- Thanks for warming this towel up for me. I love how everything
revolves around me...literally.
- I could have sworn this is where I put the steak.
- Oooh, baby! There's nothing like a warm towel!
- I know..umph!..that cookie...umph!...is in here...umph!...somewhere!
- Whats this stuff doing in the sauna?
- finally, i found a warm spot
- Oooh... it's warm and cozy in here... I'll just snuggle under
- OOOOOH, pretty colors!
- Has anyone seen my doggie diaper? I can't seem to find it
- Next time put this thing on LOW HEAT! I almost roasted myself!
- Ok! WHERE is that long lost sock?
- I guess this is why they always tell me to empty my pockets
before doing laundry...now where is that damn bone??
- @#%*...No fair!!...all the other guys on the block get to
go out and play on the weekend...and I get stuck doing the laundry!
- I put it in those pants.
- Warm laungry... Mmmmmm...
- A dog's work is never done!
- I thought the towels would smell fresher than this!
- Someone left a treat in their pocket. I can smell it.
- Forgot to add the fabric softener...
- Hey, a Boston's gotta do what a Boston's gotta do to stay
- Where's Momma's thong? I'd love to whip it around and throw
it up into the air!
- I am NOT losing anothing sock!
- It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, IT'S A BOSTON BUTT!!
- Why are my clothes always full of dog hair!
- They'll never find my rawhide in here!
- I know my stuffie is in here somewhere!!
Someone turn on the spiner thing so I can look better.
- And Mom wonders why they always are missing one sock.
- Nothing gets between me and my Dentabone!
- I know my sweater's got to be in here somewhere!!!
- Ok, you hand me the laundy and i'll put it in the dryer...
- And coming down the Green carpet, folks, it's....Clyde? What
on earth is he wearing? I hope someone catches a snapshot of
- The do's and don'ts of hair salon selections....
Do: ask them to style and dry your hair.
Don't: accept the offer if they wish to stick your head in a
- Loading Boston cannon...
- *Sniff... Sniiiiifffffffffff* Whatever this new laundry detergent
is.... it smells delightful.
- Dogs gone wild - after a night of heavy drinking Clyde can't
even find his way out of the laundry room.
- Has any body seen my bell bottoms?
- Who would think to look for an Easter Egg here?
- I told her not to wash my favorite blanket
- I'm freezin! Where's my sweater?!
- Wow!!! You actually taught your boston to change a hubcap!!!???
- Where is my favorite sweater? It's gotta be in here somewhere!
- But I want to ride the bath -macine too mommy!
- "I know i hid that treat somewhere"!!!
- "@#$%^* dryer is always losing my favorite red socks!!"
- Where are my knickers!!!!
- Shake your booty, shake your booty, yeah, yeah!
- I know I left my ball in here somewhere
- i have short hair..there is no need for the giant hairdryer
- My blankie... I know it's here somewhere.
- AW GREAT! the hot cycle DID shrink my tail!
- Here's what I think of Congress.
- Oh NO!!!! Did you put my "skinny" jeans in the dryer?!
- Lets see 'my head got stuck!' no... oh! 'I was cleaning it
for you' like they'll believe me....hmmmmm. I GOT IT! 'I wanted
to show you my other side.'
- My bottoms not bald, its receeding
- Bottoms up!
- Doesn't my butt look hott!?!
- Hey, sexy baby!!
- I just gotta find my shirt...Hey!?!
- What the heck are you taking a picture for?
- Isn't the moon bright tonight?
- I love to snuggle in the towels when they are warm and cozy
- Heh... I don't understand why the make such a big deaL? Doing
the laundry isn't THAT hard... Whoa!! Apparently neither is
becoming the laundry...
- Muwahahahaha! They'll never find me in here. Think camoflauge.
- What to wear?! WHAT TO WEAR?!
- " I knew it was a bad idea playing Truth or Dare with
him... I hope he does not turn it on !"
- "For the 5th. time Mom , Your bra is NOT in here !"
- Where did Mom put my thongs?! Gotta be in here somewhere...
- Hey I'm a delicate! Drip dry only please!
- Where's my blankie?!?!
- I know that chewy is in here somewhere!!
- I know my toy is in here somewhere, or did the dryer eat it
like it does the socks.....oh wait a minute thats me who eats
- It's all the rave in England to dry your Boston in the dryer.
- Where is that darn sock!?
- Wait you left a treat in the pocket...
- This will be quicker than Mom's blow dryer. Smells fresher,
- now just where in the hell did she put my treats?
- I'm sure I left that pig ear in here somewhere!
- HHHEEEEYYYY! Gimmie back my head and no one gets hurt!!!
- Snuggles has got to be in here somewhere.
- BOSTONS IN COURT
Now, Clyde(not his real name) works in a laundry in the witness
- Curly butt
Hey Mom, Look at my butt.
- The question is, what is the appropriate setting?
- it is the only way I can add some "parfume" to the
- I know the evil woman put my bankie in here somewhere.
- Didn't you read my washing instructions when you bought me...I'm
dry clean only baby!
- Is this my "best side" or am I just making an @!*
- Stop staring at my butt and help me find my new shirt!
- How do I always lose just ONE of my socks?
- A Boston Terrier in its native habitat foraging for nylabones
& chewy treats.
- Clyde is now demonstrating the new butt munch cruncher for
only $19.95 with shipping and tax.
- Oh my god my valium has run out.. where's that blanket again..
oh wait a minute.. she's taken it... she's always wanted it
for herself.. she's hidden in this noisy metal box and it doesn't
even have that chewed bone smell!!
- AWWW he's sooo adorable! I wish i was in there too!! :D
Great captions everyone!
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