Winning Caption: I don't wanna go to bed!!

Outstanding Submissions:

• Pepito goes to chase the sandman!
• Because my Spiderman jammies are in the wash, that's why!
  
• That's right Hef- eat your heart out!
• Are you coming? I need to be tucked in.
  
• they'll pay for this
• I feel a draft...
  
• mommy i gotta go potty!!!
• These hospital gowns are so revealing!
  
• Bostons have Secrets, too!
  
• What...you think I look funny...funny like a clown...like I amuse you?
  
• "Oh Man! I did it again. I farted and blew a hole in my pjs!"
  
• Does this thing got a poop-door?
  
• Snooze- or snooze not- there is no 'try'.
  
• OH NO!!! I ripped my pants again! (just like spongebob)
  
• There IS a tail back there...it's just covered up by my sexy P.J.'s!!!"
  
• Pepito realized his farts were deadly when they started burning holes in his jammies....
• I'm...too sexy for my jammies...too sexy for my jammies...
  
• GOT JAMMIES!!!
• I feel a draft.
• Sleepwear by Pepito's of New York! Cha Cha Cha!!
  
• Pepito needs some privacy please!
  
• Hey! My tail, where's my tail?
  
• Where,oh ,where has my little tail gone. Oh, where, oh, where could it be? NO really where's my tail?
  
• Does this color make my butt look big?
  
• Is this what Paris Hilton puts Tinkerbell through? This is NOT my style!
  
• I can't believe they made me where pajamas with feet...I'M 35!!!(in dog years)
  
• AHHH! My pants are torn!
  
• So... I know you already told me this, but I want to make sure. They're still ~in~ there, right? I mean.. Right?
  
• What are you looking at? I do not need to be reminded of what I look like! I'm warning you...put that camera down!
  
• What the heck is this , and why is it on me?
  
• first up best dressed
  
• i think this is on the wrong way round
  
• does this make me look fat?
  
• That must have been one bad fart.
  
• WATCH OUT GIRLS Pepito is dressed for the night life
  
• This is my new Boston Scout outfit! See where the badges go?
  
• Where did I put those high heels?
  
• Come on! Conga line!!
  
• Here...smell this!
  
• 'You put your backside in, you put your backside out. You put your backside in, and, you shake it all about!'
  
• Psst....follow me, baby!
  
• GRRRRR!CHOMP CHOMP!
  
• Did you hear something?????
  
• Moma, something is biting me in my Pajama, really bad! Help!
  
• Mama, I look silly in this Pajama,and please cover my bottom, its getting cold.
  
• Hey you, why you looking at my bottom?
  Cute ha?
  
• ¡Pepito ama su dropseat! (Pepito loves his dropseat!)
  
• Mom, you didn't put the hole in the right place...
  
• Who said that?
  
• can i use your finger i have an ich on the inside
  
• turn that off these are embarrasing
  
• ooops sorry
  
• is there a hole in these
  
• Coming to bed honey?
  
• Hey, who removed the "exit only" sign?
  
• Nice PJ's but the tail pocket wasn't sewn in Mom.
• Hey where did my tail go? I know it was small but really, now I can't find it at all.
  
• OH MY GOD! My hiney's exposed!
  
• I'll admit that it ain't exactly haute couture, but that hole comes in handy sometimes.
  
• This is cruel now I can't chase my tail.
  
• Is the trap door closed? I am shy
  
• Have you seen my tail? It was here a minute ago.
• I knew I shouldn't have had beans for dinner.
  
• I can smell my fart through that hole. NICE!
  
• Luke, Feel the Force and follow me.
  
• Hee Hee, when I "poot," the flap moves.
  
• "I'm too sexy for my One-sie too sexy for my Onesie"
  
• "Now how do you expect me to lick my own ass"!!!
  
• Watch me do the rhumba!
  
• What? I woke up and my fur is blue and my tail is gone!
  
• Now, if I could just find my tail, we can get this slumber party started!
  
• I'm Quasipepito, the hunchback of Notre-Dame. Where is my Esmeralda?
  
• "I hate these pajamas!"
  
• Stop looking at my bum.... you cheeky bum looker
  
• I've had a rough day, ya coming to bed now?
  
• Ayyyyyye chihuahua! I think I have these on backwards, eh?
  
• Pepito: What do I do if I accidentally lob a doodoo in my pajama?
  Mommy: Please, try to stand as still as you possibly can.
  
• Mommy, I think pepito DID A DOO DOO IN THE DIAPER!!!
  
• Ewww, that smell. Can't ya smell that smell?
  
• There's a draft back there, I tell you!
  
• Why is that hole there? Do I have another head?!
  
• Get off of my back kid!
  
• Hey, this does make my bum look bigger!
  
• "HHH MOM'S CHILI DOESN'T SMELL AS GOOD THE SECOND TIME AROUND!"
  
• Do this make me look fat? It does, doesn't it?
• What are you looking at?
  
• I've heard of bitch's britches but this is ridiculous!
  
• Wait a minute... this can't be right...
  
• Pepito got a big o butt, oh yeah!
• Oops! Hope that didn't stain.
• could sombody button this thing.
• Do I look fat?
• Talk to the butt!!!!
• Pepito says before bed time "Mom always makes me go to bed early!"
• Playboy Mansion here I come!
• Are you sure these things come with a bum-flap??
  
• Is my flap down?
  
• I don't know how you humans wear these silly things?!
  
• Are you serious?
  My tail is gone!What's next,my butt?No,I LOST MY BUTT!!!!
  
• Do you like my P.J.s?
• Oh my gosh! Where did my tail go?
  
• "Bomb door open? Roger! Bombs away!"
  
• I look so pretty!
  
• It sucks when you bear a striking resemblance to the new family baby
• What the..there's a breeze and oh..well.. it's, it's somewhat pleasant!
  
• I hope no one else can smell that!
  
• ok who was the wise guy that put these stupid things on me?
  
• Somebody open the poop chute! Mayday! Mayday!
  
• Did you say how Cute, this ain't nothing just wait til you seen me in my bathing suit!!!
  
• You talkin' to me?
• snug as a bug in a rug
• Do I look CUTE?!?
• Pepito channeling James Brown..."Owww, I feel good...I knew that I would!!!"
  
  

• CCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE-EYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
• Nice Butt!!!
  
• wow!!
  
• How precious!! He looks a little bit like Yoda for some reason:)
  
• this dog is so cute and adoorabool!i wish it was mine!
  
• this dog is adorable!!
  

Great captions everyone!
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