Winning Caption: Okay....I've ground the beans, now what
kill the jo, you make some mo!' (click to watch the movie-
it's worth it!)
- ok, ok, I'll read the operator's manual next time before I
make a double mocha frappaccino!
- A 'latte'? Whaddaya think this is, Starbucks?
- I specifically said, "Mocha frappucino with SOY....SOY
- Is it me, or does this coffee taste like mud?
- I'm telling you now, I just can't bring you your morning coffee
without testing it myself!
- This coffee ran right through me....whos gonna take me outside?
- I found in this pamplet where coffee is good for the skin!
- Do you take yours with cream or sugar? or with terrier?
- Who drank the last cup and didn't make more?!!
- Don't even think about speaking to me before my morning coffee.
- I need to wake up...where is my coffee & morning paper?
- I hate mornings!
- mom, dad, i'm done changing the oil.
- Coffee, paper, time for a poop!
- Gee, why aren't these darned instructions written in "dog."
- Great, I'm stuck makin' the coffee while Mom sleeps late!
- I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaad boy!
- Oops, you're supposed "drink" the mudslide?
- The best part of waking up is Bostons in your cup!
- My name is Mud.
- What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
- I need my coffee in the morning!!!
- What? You don't seem to mind when the
*cat* is on the counter!
- It's called a 5 o'clock shadow.
- Good, very good. This is the perfect place to throw a wild
dog party. They have clean floors, refreashments, flyers typed
out and of course no mommy supervision!!!! I love my life, beacause
this is a friends' house.
- Good evening everyone would you like to see our menu? How
about some coffie while your at it?
- dogs just wanna have fun
- I didn't do it!
- what makes you think I was in the mud?
- Honest, I wasn't playing in the mud :-)~
- After adding 10 cups of grounds to the maker, Luke realizes
it said 10 TEASPOONS
- If i get the leash, they will think twice about a vet visit.
- Decaf again?!
- I'll never drink coffee directly from the pot again...
- I spend all day slaving away in the back yard, eating dirt
and rolling in poop, and all I ask for is a hot cup of coffee
when I get home...Is that too much to ask!?!?
- Darn it if it ain't Monday again and I'm already knee deep
- Man, I gotta cut back on the caffiene!
- Hey lady the plumbing is fixed.
- I told you- I don't do pictures before I've had my coffee!
- Who drank all the coffee? I gotta get some hair back on my
- Busted.....By my owner!
- what do you mean all we have is decaf?
- You going to get this thing started? I do NOT do morning!
- These coffee instructions are difficult. I stomped the coffee
beans but it still tastes funny.
- OH MUM BUT IT TASTED SOOOOOOO GOOD
- What? Do i have something hanging out of my nose?
- Making cofee is tough without thumbs!
- What you lookin at?!?
- I wonder what mom would think if I put this in the paper shreader
- What are you talking about? I don't need a bath.
- H'mmm, the coffee tastes a little muddy
- Coffee, newspaper, shave, and then a shower.
- what? Is there something on my face?
- What are you looking at? I don't shave until I've had my coffee
- Luke likes to read the paper with his morning mud....eh, coffee!
- What do you mean, "What are you doing?" I'm just
getting a cup of coffee to wash down that chocolate cream pie
I just ate!
- I went for my usual walk and lo and behold I hit a mud hole
- Prototype of Bostonensis Terrorensis, Mesolithic era.
- Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have a whisker
out of place or something?
- Aren't Monday mornings a #$&*?!?
- Do you like my mustash!?!
- NO MORE MUD BATHS,LUKE!!!
- Where's my coffee? You know I'm not ready to face the world
- Oh-oh, I'm in trouble now!
- Oh...and I suppose YOU'VE never been dirty in your whole life??!!!
- Hey Mommmy! Pour my coffee, put on my collar and get my briefcase...I'm
gonna be late for work!!!
- I want my Ovaltine, Please!!!
- You caught me, I tried to hide the VISA bill before you got
home and found that I have charged $10,000 worth of cookies
- I didn't touch that chocolate cake, honest! Oh, the drool,
uh... i took a nap!
- One Coffee of the Day? Tall or Grande?
- I have to leave this house in 5 minutes! What do you mean
the coffee isnt ready?!?
- Honest Mom, the squirrel was drowning in that mud puddle.
I HAD to go in and save him!
- Yes,mom, I did have a bath...A coffee bath!
- I look awful before I have my coffee
- quit laughing at me, mom.
- Chocolate cake? What chocolate cake? There's a chocolate cake
- Luke's owner: Luke, if I've told you before, I'll tell you
again; DON'T TRACK MUD IN THE HOUSE!
- In the creek again!
- What?Does it look like i was into something i shouldnt have
been?I thought i cleaned up all the evidence
- do you think i need to shave?
- Crud! My blender is broken. Now they will notice me for sure!
- Where's the coffee? You know I get grumpy without it!
- what do you mean you brewed Decaf??!
- "Ruff" night last night. I need my java.
- Who's up for some mud slinging?
- The cat did it!
- No, the color isn't dark enough. Make the next pot stronger,
and serve it to me black!
- I told you if my coffee wasn't ready it wouldn't be pretty...see
what you made me do?
- Luke can't wake up without his morning cup of coffee.
- I look like hell tIll i have my morning coffee.
- Luke's "oil highlights" were the talk of the office
at coffee-break time.
- I swear I didn't eat it!
- OFF TO MAKE COFFEE
- ya,mom,I was just about to make some coffee!
- Little too much coffee.
- Been diggin' in the mud, haven'tcha? Haven'tcha?
- Well the mud puddle started it.
- "Why, I oughta....."
- All these bills stacking up. I can't find my collar, and I'm
out of coffee!
Who said a dog's life is easy???
- "What brownie batter?"
- I made coffee for you, Mom. I even ground the beans with my
- Don't tell me I can't work at Starbucks!
- Oh No Mom, not a B*A*T*H!
- What do you mean "Sorry Luke, we're out of coffee"?
- Whats taking so long? You know I need my coffee before my
morning walk! If I only had thumbs I would do it myself!
- Coffee...need more coffee...
- Ruffage, I need more ruffage!
- Mumph, yummy...Coffee grounds? What coffee grounds? I did't
see any coffee grounds.
- Kids, please listen to me. Coffee is bad for you. Resist the
temptation and peer pressure. I know, I know. Everyone is doing
it. AND it looks so cool when you take a big drink from the
rim of that coffe mug. I thought all of those things too. BUT
just LOOK at what the coffee has done to me. please...don't
let this happen to you. Just say no!
- "Oh no,now the grass won't grow; Go,go Dogzilla, hey,hey,hey"
Great captions everyone!
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