Winning Caption: They don't
call it petrified wood for no reason.
- Rudy's oneupdogship got the better of him in the toothpick
- Rudy, call your sponsor!
- Let's see the cat brag about her hairballs now!
- can you past the salt...
- Rudy confirms his suspicion that low cal, low fat food tastes
- I didnt have anything better to do today so i thought i would
pull the trees out of the yard. They were in the way anyway.
- I am going to get the freeking squeeker out of this toy if
it takes me allllll day.
- Maybe if I blow really hard, my squeaky toy will pop back
outta that hole!
- How Bostons make toothpicks: Step 1, injest the splinters...
- Mom I found you a piece of driftwood for your garden!!!!
- Fetch This stick? you have got to be Kidding!
- I wish we had a Tractor Supply Out Here!
- By the end of the first day of dieting, Rudy was getting a
- Rudy knew that he had hit rock bottom after he started picking
fights with inanimate objects.
- I told you I wasn't feeling well
- Looks like Rudy bit off a little more than he can chew.
- These new toothpicks help clean my teeth just right!!
- Rudy is enjoying his new strict high "fiber" diet.
- Don't worry mom..."rrfffrr" I will show this scary wood creature
- "Must be the puppy chow!"
- R.C.T.-Rudy's Chew Toy
- Rudy went through chew toys so fast that his parents finally
decided to give him something that might actually make it through
the afternoon. : )
- The ultimate Boston chew toy
- Big dog, big toothpick.
- I STILL can't find the chewy center! Bubby the Boston
- Playboy Rudy's aversion to putting down roots sometimes takes
- Look, mum! I found the lochness monster at the beach! Die
evil beast, fear the wrath of my smelly fishbutt power!
- I really need to go to the dentist and have this growth looked
- While it is hard not to admire his enthusiasm, somebody should
tell Rudy that this isn't the best way to get fiber in his diet.
- Aarghnn...almost got it! Just a little more to the left and
I think I can get this home.
- Finally a chew toy Rudy can't chew through in a day!!!
- I told this thing not to mess with me or i would turn bad.
It didnt listen
- Sure, I'll eat ginger root.
- Now this is what I call a "chew toy"!
- I wish that tree would stop dropping branches in my yard!
- My human didn't think I could bring back this "little" stick!
- Nothing is too large for Rudy to carry!
- Mmmm...tastes like bacon!
- How do you eat a log? One bite at a time...
- Ever eat a tree stump?? Many parts are edible.
- "Man, I gotta get out of the tree removal business."
- "I knew I would find that hidden immunity idol if I looked
long enough!" says "Survivor" Rudy
- You want it where, lady?
- WHERE'S THE BEEF?
- You want me to swallow THIS pill? You got to be kidding!
- Darn... now I can't play fetch!
- Dang, this stick is just a little bit too big!!
- The Boston version of fetch the stick.
- are you serious, who wants a ball when you have this thing?
- How much wood could Rudy chuck? If Rudy could chuck wood?
- Rudy may indeed have always been an overachiever; breaking
World records in triathlons and winning countless StrongDog
competitions… but Rudy had finally met his Moby…
- Look Momma I found my best friend way down by the creek, and
he didn^t want to come back,so I brought him home.
- What really happened to Treebark's kin.
- Rudy demonstrates how to make a totem pole withOUT using a
- And now here's Rudy, Boston Power Lifter - Class A.
- wow, this is the biggest rawhide i've ever seen! thanks ma
- The real inspiration for the movie "Rudy".
- dont mess with the big dog
- I think I can, I think I can, I have!
- "peoples of the world....... mind your own beeswax,F.Y.I,I'm
not mistaking this for a bone,okay?I need this for my campsite
- Rudy believes he has found the perfect piece of drift wood
for the new coffee table he is building!!
- Here, my dear Little Otik. Let me trim your toe nails for
you. Now, don't move....
- I'll eat anything that's not bolted down! ! !
- Watch, I'm still a young pup! They didn't call me Herculese
back in the day for nothing!
- Just try me out buddy! YOUR REALLY tough to deal with! Get
out of here! i'm warning you follow?
- raaaaaaaaaah! your making me crazy buddy! UNGUARD! SCRAM,
- The results of bad dental hygiene.......
- THIS IS THE BIGGEST CHEW TOY I"VE EVER SEEN...AHHHHH
- I know i can swallow it all just a little bit more
- I got this for you mom!
- Historic Archeological Finding! Rudy discovers 2,000 year
old petrified turtle and STILL wants to bring it home!
- You want to start somethin with me sucka!?!
- get r done
- Rudy tries to earn his campfire badge since his Mom says not
to play with matches he is tried to start it with his teeth.
- Hey this dog treat tastes like tree bark!!!
- This chicken tastes a little funny.
- Just a little bit farther...and i should be able to get that
piece of meat stuck in the back of my teeth!!!
- Little Rudy thinks Big!
- Wouldn't want to meet this beastie in a dark alley!
- Mmmmm! Taste like chicken! Tasty!
- Rudy auditions for the WWF Smackdown.
- This root doesn't taste like beer at ALL!!!
- Are you just gonna lay there like a bump on a log, or get
up and do something?
- Can't you see I need a toothpick?!
- Fiber in my diet? This ought to do it....
- I got it! I got it! What is it?
- "Working hard for the money... so hard for it honey!"
- Can you believe this piece of wood was once part of a totem?
- FOR the third time! HOLD on owner! i'm trying to destroy this
- raaaaaaaaaah! I'm going to get you out you salamander!
- Mid-consumption, Rudy realizes it will take 6 months to digest
the moose he has just eaten....
- "Hey!, I thought you said this was a toothpick!"
- With horror, Rudy realizes that he has been gnawing on an
upside-down petrified flying pig.....
- The growth from Rudy's molar just could not be ignored anymore....
- Rudy's driftwood eating habit was getting out of control.
His middle was getting RATHER thick.....
- Rudy realized this was no ordinary furball ....
- You couldn't find a smaller stick for me to fetch?
- Anybody got a toothpick?
- Even splinters are bigger in Texas!
- Rudy's concerned that his kibble isn't giving him enough fiber
in his diet.
- Test this one Bergamot!
- Rudy wondered how long he could survive on driftwood on the
deserted island until someone found him
- With one branch lodged solidly in his stomach, Rudy wondered
how he was going to swallow the rest of his driftwood treat.....
- "I don't know why they use chainsaws to do this stuff!"
- Elephant ginger is a sure-fire Boston digestive....
- wow wow big stick gonna get the big stick
- This one will keep the campfire going all night.
- "This will be good for the beach bonfire tonight! I'm looking
forward to the hot dogs!"
- Is there something in my teeth??
- This is the LAST time I order a whole Lobster!
- It would be so much easier to widdle this wood if I had a
knife.... OH YEAH... and thumbs.
- "Wood" you please step aside!
- Maybe I could be a lumberjack...
- Ginger root is well known as an ancient chinese remedy for
relieving excess gas.
- Who's the boss now wood..huh
- I can't believe these people won't share their dental floss.
- Until doggy joysticks are invented, Rudy does her best to
bone up on her PAC MAN skills. Way to pwn that ghost, Rudy!
- Rudy the woodsculptor can turn the most primitive pieces into
works of art.
- Ok, I have it penned down, run for your lives!!
- Mama told me to never give up!
- Meet Agent "R", the newest addition to the Men In Black team.
Specialty: hunting aliens who assume the shape of common everyday
- This photo is from the medical archives for Boston dental
hygene. Behold the first toothpick for dogs.
- Rudy signs up as the only contender in the log pile eating
- Pass the ketchup. Termites don't have anything on me.
- The lost scene from the "Fern Gully" animated story-board.
- Earth day gone bad.
- Carpenter ants, my eye! I said that I wanted a tree fort by
- Jerry Mathers reprises his role as "The Beaver".
- you said fetch the stick!
- I like to play fetch but you throw a little stem and I bring
back half a tree
- Rudy is now down to the last remains of a red wood oak tree.
- "When will that cheapskate buy an axe!"
- This piece of driftwood doesn't stand a chance against my
- ...AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH'S!!!
- Hey.. Where's the cream fillin'!?
- Look mommy, I found the biggest bone I've ever seen!!!
- Killer whale attack
- Man! I still have this little piece of popcorn stuck in my
- Hey Rudy! I hear the tooth fairy is very pretty.
- I'll show you who's boss
- reckon I can pick my teeth with this!!!!
- Never mess with the rude dog!!!!!
- Quit sittin' there like a log
- mmm! high fiber diet!
- Uhum Uhum! Well we have one thing in common... I bark, and
he HAS bark. Which I eat!
- Rudy's famous termite imitation is the high point of every
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- Doc says I need more fiber!
- So much for the "taste just like chicken" theory.
- Don't judge my cravings
- "How in the world do you get this thing in your mouth!?"
- Jumbo rawhides were the only thing that gave Rudy's family
- give me all you've got buckroo!
- Rudy knows every good day starts with morning wood!
- Wake up, I'm bored. Argh no-one wants to play with me!
- This one is alot smaller than the last one I dragged to the
water.. I know I can do this..
- Finally! A chew toy worthy of a Boston!
- see dad this is what happens when you dont buy me bones to
- " I will tear you to pieces!!!! GRRRRR!!!"
- My bite is worse than your bark!
- This chew treat is a little tough, but it will do...better
than nothing, and extra crunchy!
- Mmm, I love bully sticks, but I sure would hate to meet this
guy in person...
- nice flavor, but a little over cooked for my liking.
- Look what I found a really big tooth pick!
- Mr. and Mrs. Beaver will soon have to tell Rudy that he is
- I think that Rudy is cute but I don't think he can play fetch
- WOW,that is wild and crazy.
- Rudy is a doll! She is ready to take on anything!
- comment: So funny!
- that dog is soooooo funny.
- Rudy is a cutie! Great photo!
- what a great shot!! really capture's rudy's personality
- I think this is tottaly wild and crazy!!
Great captions everyone!
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