Winning Caption: What
happens in the box, stays in the box!
- Ok guys, for real...don't forget to poke the holes in the
- WHAT?!! You said don't make a mess, I didn't spill one peanut!!
- If you won't give me extra treats, Bub, I'll just ship myself
back to Whalom's!
- Well, if you won't take me to meet Stell-a,
I'll just go see her myself!!!
- Jet has a special stink eye reserved for those nimrods who
ignore the perfectly clear instructions and use a sharp object
to open the parcel.
- Trying not to leave a mess indoors, Jet tries to make his
own litter box.
- Bub gets married and I become chopped liver. I'm outta here!!!
- Whew, that was a long trip! Where's my ball???
- The mailman won't see me coming THIS time!!
- Honey, our order from BT Inc. just arrived but it's missing
the instruction manual!
- When packing your BT totem it is essential to have a container
at least as tall as the ears.
- Oh, you wanted one with legs? Well that will be extra!
- Must be italian!
- I thought you said there were peanuts in here?!
- Mom look at me I'm like a cereal box prize!
- beam me up scotty! or priority mail whichever is cheapest.
- that's the last time i'm booking my flight on-line
- Jet was still not sure if he was coming or going...
- Jack (correction) 'Jet' in the Box!
- Special delivery from fartsalot.com
- I'll show you cheap air fare!
- Can't I go with you in the car?
- With his wonderful personality and charming good looks, Jet
is a complete package!
- Little did Jet know Mom was serious when she said, "I'll send
you to Timbuckto, mister!"
- MOM! are you going to send me to the dog treat factory! Or
leave me here!
- Your not really gonna ship me to Siberia are you?
- Batteries not included
- Ship me away...
- over the river and through the woods to grandmas house i go,
wonder what i did bad this time,
- Mom - look what just arrived from Boston!
- The trojan Boston has made his way into the house by means
of UPS! Now he can quietly infiltrate the hearts of the homeowners!
- There has got to be a better way to get to grandma's!
- Your Mail Order Boston is here.
- When I said that I wanted Peanuts this is not what I meant.
- There it is,right there,a fly on your forehead!No,over just
- When will i get there Daddy?
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Then wanted me to jump out of a cake, but
the figured I would eat it first, so they decided to just mail
me to ya!!! He I is!!!
- Mommy, will I be stamped "Fragile: Handle with Care" ?
- But, WHY can't you mail me to Lassie's house?
- Send me to Grandma's house, Please.
- I promise I'll never do that mistake again! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase,
don't send me to Alaska!
- Careful packing is required when mailing Bostons.
- This was NOT the Boston they ordered..
- See...Good things do come in small packages!
- Jet mocks one of the worst movies ever, "Boxing Helena".
- How much did I sell for at the auction??
- This popcorn needs a little salt and butter.
- Hey guys, Next time do ya think I can have shot gun!!!!
- The Vet?! I thought you were sending me to Tibet!
- Will this turn yellow too?
- JET WANTED TO PROVE A POINT! GREAT THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES..
- SURE BEATS JUMPING OUT OF A CAKE, EXPAINS JET.
- Alternative travel!
- Are we there yet?
- I flew half way around the world to meet my new family expains
Jet, I would like to recommend for future flyers I would highly
recommend first class!!!!!
- Most Bostons get to travel first class, so why am being sent
- This is guaranteed, overnight shipping right?
- SURPRISE!!! ARE YA KEEPING ME?? I'M PRETTY CUTE, HUH?
- where we goin now
- "E-Bay Seller of the Year" Jet mistakenly airmails self to
surprised E-Bay Buyer.
- The Best Birthday Present Ever!!!
- Dad, I know you want to save on costs, but gas isn't THAT
expensive. Can't we just drive to Grandma's house?
- I'm gonna be an exchange student WHERE??!!
- Go ahead, send me back!
- Special Delivery!
- send me to Vegas ! I'm feelin lucky !
- Surprise! Puppy in a box! The newest fad.
- It's true about global warming...I had to order snow.
- special delivery
- BUT WAIT! If you order in the next 15 minutes, we'll send
TWO, that's TWO Boston Terriers for the price of one.
- Send me to Grandma's house!!
- Hopefully, when I get to my new home I won’t be jet legged.
- How much postage do I need for Hawaii?
- SURPRISE, I AM YOUR EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT!
- Hooray! My box of unconditional love has arrived!
- I told you priority mail...
- By this time, Jet knew that eBay was not for him.
- Peanuts? I thought someone said peanuts!
- Surprise Happy Whatever Day!!
- Signed, sealed and delivered.
- Ok, who left the Boston in the packing peanuts again?
- Here we have, our Beautifully gift wrapped Boston,Just for
- Batteries not included.
- "Wasn't I supposed to jump out of a cake ?"
- All, I would like one of Jet in the mail!
- tired of the hot weather, Jet mailed himself to the cooler
- look we got a delivery!!!
- First class, baby.
- Do I really have to go to grandma's house this way?
- That's it!!....lemme outta here.....there are packaging peanuts
in places they shouldn't be!
- Can someone get my swimies, please?
- "You said that these were peanuts!!"
- "You promise the airline will handle me with care"
- So you are traveling in FIRST CLASS and I am traveling how?
- The gift that keeps on giving...
- Yeah, this stuff will protect much better than shredded newspaper!
- i have a feeling i'm not in kansas anymore!
- BOSTON TERRIERS! GET 'EM NOW! JUST $19.95... free shipping.
- After hearing the word bye-bye, Jet packs himself in the box
to be shipped to Grandma's house for some ultra spoiling.
- For the love of Pete!!! I thought you said First Class! Cardoard
boxes and packing p-nuts are NOT my idea of first class! HMMMPPPHHHH!!!
- Anything fragile, flammable, or potenially hazardous?
- No more pig ears? I'm outta here buddy!
- Where are you sending me? Is it scary?
- I understand it's cheaper to ship me this way, but I thought
you were shipping me with peanuts to eat, I can't eat these!
- I asked for a friend, and God sent me a Boston Terrier:)
- Jet manages to ship himself over to China, ala Bart Simpson.
- Jet: *burp* What imported cheeses? Nothing but foam snakes
- Honey, did you use the credit card last week?
- You send me!
- "Sorry m'am, your address was on the box"
- Surprise, were you expecting a mail order bride.
- Suprise! Hi mom! I came home early from summer camp cuz I
- Popcorn! I LOVE popcorn! Wait...what is this stuff?
- Buy the kids a toy and all they want to play with is the box
the toy came in.
- Honey! Your mom sent her dog again instead of your favorite
cookies. Get the tape so we can ship Jet back.
- HA! HA! The sun may be shining outside but it snowed in my
- Vacation is all I ever wanted...vacation got to get away.
- Mom are you really sure that my package came 'cause i dont
- "You're shipping me WHERE"?
- Mommy said I was being shipped to Bone-Land. A Happy place
for Bostons like me...
- After months of anticipation, the gardner's Boston statue
- Do you mind?
- I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore, Toto!
- I promise not to poop on the floor again.
- peek-a-boo, do you like your present?
- Thats not what I ordered!
- I've decided to ship you 1st class!
- "Are you sure this is the only way to get to grandma's house?"
- "I don't think there enough peanuts in here!"
- "How was the trip?"
- "But I don't wanna go to camp!"
- You're sure this is the fastest way to the refrigerator?
- Must be his box
- Return to sender. Address unknown
- Mom! The Boston came in the mail!
- special delivery!
- "Do you think they'll see me in here?"
- "Overnight delivery ....$25.00"
- Where you sending me this time mom? tear ;)
- These package peanuts aren't what I expected.
- "you're sending me WHERE?"
- Bye guys! I'm going on vacation, see ya in a week.
- Rush delivery available.
- Okay, Okay I promise i'll be good.
- This is no way to travel
- FIND IT ON E-BAY
- Jet decided quickly he rather liked his new packing peanut
- off to Massachusetts
- "I'm leavin' on a JET plane! Don't know when I'll be packed
- Jet "If I lay here real still I know I will be mailed to Paradise"
- Now you can own your very own boston terrier bust by designer
woof, so call now we'll rush you your order.
- OK you found me now it's your turn to hide.
- Will Jet's ears withstand his trip to Grandmas...tune in next
week to find out!
- This is the orthopedic bed right?
- Special Delivery!
- Jet decided he wanted to travel, so he did the next best thing
to flying...he overnighted himself
- Jet's plan to mail himself to a tropical island was foiled
when he didn't have enough postage on his box and was "returned
- Candy coated popcorn, peanuts and a PRIZE...That's what you
get in CrackerJack!
- Ahh, it's about time my mail order BT arrived!
- What do you mean "But I thought I ordered a poodle?"
- What? I thought you said AIRMAIL not AIREDALE!!!
- Aaargh! This is the toys' revenge - the stuffing ate my legs!
- I wanted a yard full of snow to frolick in and what do they
- Can I go back to the pet store.. PLEASE!
- Ahem. This is NOT Pupcorn.
- My name is Jet I flew here on a jet and these styrofoam pellets
are terrible to sleep on.
- get me out of here please
- BOX-$2.00, PACKING MATERIAL-$1.50, RECIEVING THE BEST PRESENT
- I'm a traveling dog.
- funny wunny ears
- After a rough night of overnight shipping, the mail-order
boston is ready to use..........
- Is it time to go to grandma's yet?
- "I promise I'll behave, just don't send me away!"
- "Close the box...New York, here I come!"
- I was expecting some books, but look what I got!
- Send $19.99 and in just a few days your life size BT figurine
will arrive. Please note that legs are shipped separately.
- "Who let the dog out..woof, woof"
- no taking pictures until I found my chew toy got it?
- Im bustin' out u the can.
- Are you sure my prize is in here? 'Cause I dont see it.
- I don't like this funky foam.
- If I don't move...they won't see me.
- You don't expect me to travel UPS do you???
- As they say, good things come in small packages.
- this is the smith's right?
- Please don't send me away. I promise to be good!
- flying or boat or bus??????
- "Won't Mom be surprised when I show up at her hotel!"
- Honey! Look what came in the mail!
- "I'm leavin' on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back
- Fragile.... handle with care.
- "Please don't return me!"
- I made it home!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jet has definately arrived.
- Jet had to take matters into his own hands when Mom said he
- SUPRISEEEEEEE! I'm back mommy! did you miss me?
- "Don't close the box, Live Boston Terrier Inside!"
- I would go anywhere just to be with you!
- "Special Delivery!"
- "Ummmm, could you, like, please punch a lot of holes in the
box? I might need to breathe!"
- What were you expecting, a diamond?
- You better poke some airholes this time wiseass!
- Are you sure this is first class? Where's the stewardesses?
Where's the food?? Where's my seat cushion that doubles as a
- Guess what I just did...
- What's ebay and why am I in this box?
- What every BT owner wishes they could do with their little
terrorist once in awhile!
- WELLLLLLLL... it LOOKED like snow!! But I am still hot!
- Off to aruba... "i will send a postcard when i get there"...
- All packed up and no place to go!
- Didn't know you could get this on Ebay.
- "Say! These packing peanuts are delicious!"
- Hey 'yall...a Jet in the Box!
- Put on the postage...I am going to see Emrys & Bergamot!
- "are u sendding me somewere?"
- I'm here,I arrived!...can i eat now?
- You are laughing at me.. how about you try sitting in a box
to look cute
- It's hard to be as cute as I am
- This instant winter email website is great to cool your heels!!!
now, if i could just figure out how to get my skis on in this
- special delivery
- it feels like winter
- Jet had no idea chasing the mailman would end up like this.....
- Momma whats this white stuff in the box, i know its edible.
- Boy, someone's got a BIG suprise coming in the mail.
- They had finally had enough with the madness...Jet had to
be shipped back!
- Special delivery? Just what I've always wanted!!
- He's more lifelike then the last one I ordered.
- So am I going UPS or Fedex?
- Not what you ordered? Uhh...there's a no return policy.
- Oh gosh. I knew we should have used Fed Ex.
- "What!, I thought you wanted a Boxer."
- and you thought you were getting a printer...
- Where are you sending me this time?
- Hey! I thought you said there was bacon in here!
- Hey, I thought you were going to ship me to Terrier Land,
not the Living Room!
- ok, what did you do with the new slippers
- And here we have Jet, sitting in the "peanuts", waiting for
Mom to ship him off to Grandma's for school holidays...
- Pop goes the boston cus the boston goes pop.
- Surprise a Jet and fake snow it's like Christmas all year
- "mom. Did you know these are made of cornstarch now???"
- There's no place like home, there's no place like home!
- "Can I bring my chew toy with me?"
- "Now don't forget, I'm supposed to be shipped overnight!"
- when I said I'd work for peanuts, I never thought you would
think I meant "Packing" peanuts.
- Come on! I thought adding a little castor oil to Zaks pool
would be funny...
- The minute Jet heard Zak had his own pool he insisted he
get shipped Royale Post to join Zak.
- (Cont. from last week's photo) HURRY MOM, get the tape and
Zak's address! I want to go swim in his "ool".
- Zak, I find a bath of styrofoam much more pleasurable than
the spa treatment you recommended last week
- I dunno, that bathtub I tried out last week was a little
- wow. that one sure brought a smile to my face today :) What
- Jet Rocks
- This is TOO cute!
- love your dog
- thats a nice photo
- These guys are the cutest!
- What a precious face!
- that is soooooooo funny
- how cute
- Too cute!!
Great captions everyone!
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