Boston Terriers Gus, Willow and Lulu

Special Guest Stars: Abbey the Boston & Rocket the Cat
Rated: Funny

Winning Caption: I wanted a pony!

Outstanding Submissions:

  • Hey Rocket, Wanna see my impression of a blanket?
  • I wish I knew how to quit you!
  • Abbey never understood why so many folks like cat naps- the darn things don't sit still long enough and they're lumpy.
  • This new feline-enhanced memory foam is just not what it's cracked up to be.
  • No Mom, I didn't invite any friends over while you were gone.
  • Just one more minute and I will have aligned your shakras. Stop fidgeting!
  • A-ha! Your cat-kwon-do is no match for my snort-fu!
  • No, I haven't seen the cat.
  • hey i like this persian rug!
  • I'll take the medicine, I promise!!!!
  • OWNED!!!
  • If you will just hold still another second, I will have the splinter out!
  • Hey Mom....I think there is a hole in this new air mattress. I keep hearing a funny HISS sound coming from it.
  • Single Brindle female Boston looking for kitties to ... play with.
  • When standard wrestling holds fail, Abbey resorts to the advanced Boston Deadweight Plus Fart move.
  • Hey, Mom! I love this new toy... it squeaks really loud!
  • I'm gonna hold him and squeeze him and kiss him...
  • Cat sacked again!!!!!!
  • "Oh sure.. it's not as comfortable as a Snuggle Sack, but it's a lot more fun!"
  • Abbey took this week's poll. She sunbathes ON kitties even when someone is looking.
  • The next best thing to a Snuggle Sack is a Snuggle Cat.
  • Even though Abbey and Benny differ slightly in their methods, they both know how to show their kitties just how much they love them.
  • Come on Rocket one more piggy back ride, I love piggy back rides
  • Rocket makes a fluffy pillow
  • Say UNCLE!
  • Rocket: "Get off! You're cutting off my circulation, you big oaf!"
  • I am the greatest heavyweight champion in the world.
  • Okay I'm down for the count, you win now let me up you fool, Okay please.
  • Hey Mom left me in charge. Whats a girl to do?
  • I didnt hear you say Uncle?.......
  • bombs away i will protect you
  • This was supposed to be a picture of Mr.Rocket here. But I just couldn't resist!
  • Take that kitty cat!
  • This isn't what it looks like, I swear!
  • HELP!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!! SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS LITTLE BEAST OFF ME!!!!
  • and..4 Abbey the bosoton has pinned Rocket the cat.
  • Referee: "1,2,3...10! And the winner is Abbey!" Announcer: "Rocket may be quick, but Abbey is much heavier!"
  • my BEST friend Rocket said I needed a new bed and that was nice but once I found the one I wanted sed said forget I said anything!
  • "Are we having fun yet?"
  • "He really loves this part, mom. You can see just how much in his eyes."
  • Say Uncle.........
  • "Ready to talk yet? Ready to tell me where you put the orbee ball?"
  • Rocket, I *told* you - just hand over my chew toy and no one will get hurt...
  • "You think this is bad? Wait till I hump you infront of them too! Teach you to get attention while I'm around!
  • "Who's your Daddy?"
  • "Mom! I caught her scratching up your favorite chair again!"
  • Abbey proves Rocket wrong when she shows that yes, I CAN lay where i want.
  • Rocket's tumor has just taken a turn for the worse.
  • I've fallen and can't get up.
  • Rocket: "Quick - CALL MY LAWYER!!"
  • Start counting,ref!
  • This fuzzy new bed makes funny noises!
  • Let me show you how well this new cleaner works! First, we mash the cat into the carpet real good......
  • Look, I'm ridin' a Rocket! I'm ridin' a Rocket!
  • The Crush of Love
  • I call this move the 'Boston Cat Mash'...
  • Cat? We ain't got no cat.
  • 1...2...3...PIN!!
  • Crouching Boston, Hidden Cat
  • what cat there is no cat around here.
  • Abbey's deformed leg looked just like a Kitten
  • I've got him down for the count one,two,three ding ding and the winner is Abbey the boston terrier.
  • BT Mania 3 Winner
  • The answer - No Rocket can not carry Abbey, Period.
  • Last time Rocket begs Abbey to "Jump On"
  • When the blanket's in the Wash.... Throw on a Warm Boston
  • PETA was after Rocket for using a BT Jacket, couple sizes to big.
  • The New World Champion is.....Abbey
  • Abbey: oh thanks, rocket! I almost fainted in the backyard. Now could you please carry me to the kitchen? Rocket: *gasps for air* no..problem..im just...resting..
  • and its Abbey folks, yes Abbey the Boston has Rocket in the sleeper hold....
  • What a lumpy Floor
  • Kitty? I don't see no sticken Kitty....
  • Abbey takes it out on Rocket after watching to much Footbal on TV
  • Next time you eat from my Bowl......
  • Bostons Rule! now remember that. Now say uncle.
  • I won't get off until you tell me where they hide my treats!
  • The creation of a new species.
  • yeah baby now hiss for me you know how daddy likes it
  • This is turning out to be a cat-tastrophy!!!!
  • It's a good thing i have nine lives, you have squeezed one of those lives out of me!!!!
  • Thanks mom, i just love these live body pillows!!!
  • This gives a new meaning to the term "dog pile"!!!!
  • Yeah, i think he's cat-atonic by now!!!!
  • Say it....Bostons rule and cats drule
  • You said what about my momma? Wanta think twice about that!!
  • Okay, Okay....you can have the cat food....just get off!
  • You know you want me!
  • "What are looking at? Huh? This ISNT a bed?"
  • Don't worry Rocket I'll protect you.
  • Abbey always dreamed of lying in front of the fireplace on a Lion skin rug, but this will do.
  • I've found the purrfect bed! me-OW
  • Rocket is pinned down in a half-Nelson! 1...2...3... And the New Heavyweight Champion of the World!!! ABBEY!!!
  • Sorry, mom...I thought it was my snuggle sack!
  • get that kitty!
  • Tonight on Animal Planet: Cat Pillows, and the dogs who love them!
  • This hurts me more than it hurts you, Rocket.
  • And I will love him and pet him...
  • Ours is a love no one could understand!
  • And the winner is: Abbey with a pin!
  • Get offa me, ya big galoot!
  • Abby only has to hold him for 3 seconds... 3...2....1... PINNED!!! The winner is ABBEY! Our new lightweight boston world champion!
  • Abbey waits patiently as Rocket starts the countdown.
  • One step closer, and the cat gets a Boston kiss!
  • Who's your Daddy?
  • Rocket looks ready to take off!
  • WWF Smackdown! Abbey vs. Rocket, be there!
  • total domination!
  • Cat: Help can't breath! Dog: What a comfey pillow.
  • "1..2..3.. your out!"
  • piledriver
  • I can't breathe...
  • Now do something to get me in trouble again!
  • I luv luv luv this kitty
  • And you think watching WWE hasn't improved my techinque!!! Well...think again Rocket.
  • See...this is what happens when you put my bed in the laundry.
  • No, Rocket...THIS is how they do it On WWF!
  • Abby says" these cat cushions, aren't as comfortable as i've heard"
  • Abbey didn't know that this picture would come back to haunt her years to come.
  • "Uh, do you mind? You're a bit heavy!"
  • THIS WON'T HURT AT ALL
  • Rocket wishes Abbey would just quit riding his a** about everything.
  • She ain't heavy, She's my boston...
  • umm... hello... not a pillow...hello?
  • Rocket feverishly began to squirm as he knew the methane fog was soon to follow.
  • Why no, I haven't seen Rocket all day...
  • This is lots better than a bear skin rug, it even vibrates!
  • this new rug is kinda lumpy.
  • If Abbey would just give up Grecian style, she could make some real WWF money.
  • Say doggy may I!
  • HELP ME
  • Got a cigarette?
  • No one survives the figure four leg lock!
  • "You know the rules. I'm always fed first!"
  • Stay down for the count kitty.....throw in the towel
  • "cat" tastrophe!
  • You want summa this!?
  • In the Line of Fire: An assassin on the loose, a cat in danger. Only one Boston stands between them...
  • Hey, this squishy pillow thing Mom got is all lumpy!
  • "Cat? What cat?"
  • "Cats who hate Bostons and the Bostons who love them, tomorrow on Oprah"
  • It's not what you think!!
  • I thought it was the carpet...I swear!
  • Once again Raw wins over Smackdown!
  • Alright Rocket--start talkin! What did you do with my Dino Cuz??
  • I've caught the cat burglar...now give me my kibbles. I don't work for free you know!
  • Just admit that Snoopy would easily outwit Garfield and you can go on your way, Rocket.
  • This isn't what you meant by 'babySIT' the cat?
  • This chair better be empty when I get back.
  • Why do they call me Pue?
  • Okay, I've got him. Now, what do you want me to do with him?
  • I'm innocent, it was the cat.
  • Mine all Mine!!!
  • remember kitty!!! Stop Drop and Roll
  • never sit on your pet cat
  • Who needs a stuffed kitty by Fat Cat Inc. when you have the real thing.
  • "So, who's the boss?"
  • I've never had a chiropractic adjustment like this before!
  • I must break you. (in russian voice)
  • THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO LET YOU PLAY WITH MY SQUEEKY!
  • Everything was going really well until the new squeaky toy bit back.
  • Rocket:"Hey Abbey, hide me quick. I was scratching the couch and i think she saw me." Abbey: "Relax Rocket, just be still, she'll never notice you."
  • Abbey: you know, rocket? you could make boston-gazillions if you decided to be a doggy bed! You are so soft, fluffy, warm, and portable! Rocket: *gasps for air* i..think this...job...is too.....demanding...
  • I win...A Princess as mighty as me always wins!!
  • I crush you...like bug!
  • Abbey likes to keep her friends close and her enemies even closer
  • "Today on the Ultimate Fighting Challenge... Rocket the Cat takes on our champion, Abbey the Boston!"
  • Ain't love grand!
  • Rocket: I know bostons are lap dogs, but this is Ridiculuos..
  • Abbey: And you call yourself Rocket? More like Pancake..hehe
  • The dangerous effect of over-snuggling.
  • Ever hear of Boskin Rug?
  • Jealousy? What do you mean, jealousy? There's no jealousy here.
  • Yeah, it started out as a bump on my butt.
  • Someone get this fool off of me.
  • Stretch kitty. Put you heart and soul into it!
  • You're squishier than my bed. I could get into this.
  • HELP! I'm trapped under something heavy!
  • Rocket-how many times do we have to wrestle before you realize-i'm ALWAYS going to win?
  • C-A-N-T B-R-E-A-T-H! P-L-E-A-S-E H-E-L-P!
  • I'm tired of playing,lets rest for a while
  • She likes it when I sit on her lap. Really.
  • lets share body heat
  • there goes life #3. Good thing I have 6 more!!
  • Rocket had no idea when entering the room that Abbey had just been wishing for something new to play with.
  • Meow put down the camera and get this thing off me.
  • Is this what you meant by "go take a little Cat Nap", mom? Sorta like this?
  • I'm not finding this new 'cat pillow' very comfortable!
  • I've been Bostoned and I can't get up!
  • Cat? What cat? I don't smell a cat!?
  • When I asked for something comfortable to sleep on for Christmas, I never figured this is what I would get!
  • FINE...kick me out of your bed. Look where Im going to sleep NOW!
  • Of all the rugs I've ever slept on, this one has to be the bumpiest!
  • Get off me Abbey before I blast off...
  • MERCY!!! I CALLED MERCY!!!!
  • This is what happens when Rocket lies in Abbey's sunning spot.
  • WWBoston Champion Abbey shows us her famous "Kitty squeeze" move.
  • Mom and dad got me this AWESOME cozy bed. I dig it!
  • What, you want a piece of me too?
  • Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener; that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener, Everyone would be in love with me!!!
  • Look, lady, you didn't see nuttin here...seeee? Now turn around and keep yur mouth shut...seeee....or else...
  • Did I not TELL you to QUIT swatting at me when I come in through the doggie door! Time to pay the piper!
  • NOOGIE!!!
  • Now, Rocket, what was that remark?
  • Hey, would you mind getting on your own side of the bed!
  • think of what the offspring will look like.
  • That smell? Well I told you not to squeeze me...
  • Thanks,Rocket, for helping me with my wrestling practice.
  • When you mess with a Boston, the consequences are NOT pretty!
  • one...two...three....YOU WIN! That full Nelson hold is hard to get out of!
  • HA! I CRUSH YOU!
  • O.K. put the treats on the floor...now slowly slide them towards me and back away... or the cat gets it!
  • "Thanks mama this catskin rug is Fabulous!!"
  • "HELP!!! I BEING SQUASHED..........."
  • TAG! You're it.
  • See, Mom, I told you this one still squeaks! I just have to bounce on it a little!
  • Next Week's Smackdown event in the WWB (World Wrestling Bostons) is the ever popular Abbey the Atrocious versus the Feline Fury!
  • Next time on Cheaters: Busted Boston
  • Abbey sometimes forgets that Rocket has claws and teeth, too, but Rocket never, EVER forgets...
  • hurt her? never, i'm just taking a nap, promise!
  • Help. I,m squished.
  • Now give me the cat poop and no one gets hurt!
  • It's better if you don't struggle.
  • ahh...Caught ya !you're not goin' anywhere 'till i get a big wet one kitty!
  • come on...say it..who's your daddy!
  • Get down! We're under attack!
  • Abbey,"You promised not to tell about the torn open dog food bag after I took the blame for the missing salmon!"
  • Ah! Nothing like a new catskin rug!
  • "Steam Roller Baby......BOSTON STYLE !!!"
  • I wonder if it SQUEAKS!
  • I love my puddy cat!
  • Oh Rocket I love you soooooo much...wink, wink!
  • This Rocket cat pillow isn't quite everything it's cracked up to be.
  • Damn! Teleported to the wrong spot AGAIN!
  • Rocket the Cat quietly plots revenge while trying to heave Abbey the Boston from his flattened body...
  • I thought I saw a puddytat.
  • Hey Mom, thanks for this 'cat rug'..so real feeling and warm too!
  • Emrys may have a pile of money... but this fluffy squeaky toy is mine... all mine! And it's got the loudest squeak I've ever heard!
  • I will sit on the kitty until she admits that she loves me.
  • Boom ! Gotcha in a head lock !

Comments:

  • That's great! This doggie diserves a "Dirty Rotten Kitty" toy
  • That is too FUNNY lol
  • I think it is funny!!!!
  • hahahahahahaha. what a great shot!!! i hope the owner frames it.
  • my boston terrier would do the same thing
  • abbey rocks!!!!
  • nice!
  • Good God, Kathy, where do you get these pictures? I cannot even comment, due to hysterics! I am disabled.
  • adorable and precious
  • My Boston does this too, but my poor cat is the same color, you can't tell who's winning!
  • poor little kitten
  • this is the awsomest thing ive ever seen
  • What a great picture!!
  • so cute and funny
  • Thats one crazy freakin Boston!
  • it's so cute! I think it's the best one so far
  • THAT PHOTO MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!

Great captions everyone!
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