Winning Caption: Well don't just STAND there, call the Dog
- Although tough and resilient, even Otis was no match for
the Cloak of Paralization.
- My God can someone help me with this itch on my shoulder?!?!
- Unseasonably warm temperatures allowed Otis to chose his straight-sweater
over his straight-jacket for the Asylum's Quilting Party.
- Otis: just the latest victim in a recent string of late night
- Doga (doggy yoga) master Otis demonstrates the Downward Facing
- Surgeon General's Warning: Boston Terrier's In Unfashionable
Frocks May Collapse.
- See I told you! My sweater does match the quilt!
- I think I hear them coming!
- Otis loses it in turn three and crashes into the couch! Furious,
he waits for his pit crew and the wrecker to arrive.
- What's your "Sleep Number?"
- Whaddya mean, "Who farted??"
- I told you my head was too big for my body!
- SPANK me...I've been a BAD boy!!!
- Feels good at the back but it's a little tight at the front.
- errrr anybody got that superglue solvent handy?
- After the infamous sweater incident, Otis decides to throw
better fashion judgement aside and swear by tube tops in the
- Look at my bum!!!
- Don't worry, I will thaw out again.
- Spank Me BABY!!!
- send 1 million doggy treats to Emrys or otis gets it!
- Mom, this sweater seems a little tippy...
- OKAY! This is the last time I am not a turtle.
- Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
You've got to sleep sometime Momma! Watch your back!
- And to think... They put me in a body cast and I wasn't even
in an accident!
- "For me, yoga is not just a workout!"
- Half way up!!!!
- Its not funny, whole stole my belly pillow.
- Oh no!!!! My legs fell asleep! Can you help me up?
- Does this sweater make my butt look too big????
- Otis demonstrates the famous "Boston Dipsee-Doodle Dive"
as he plunges into a sea of quilts!
- Hey mom this new sweater is cutting off the circulation to
my front legs. Am I supposed to have this numb feeling?
- How in the world do they expect me to lay down with this thing
on my back!!!
- damn straitjackets!
- otis crash-lands after a brief but glorious test-flight of
his new wings.
- I'm weak from the humiliation of wearing Mom's latest creation!
- I think they grabbed the tea cosy by mistake.
- Help! This sweater's attacking me! Get it off!
- Wow! that was some workout.
- I think its a little big... but wow it makes my legs look
- Someone please get this thing off of my back!!!
- I'm just so dog gone tired!!
- Maybe if I act like I am paralyzed, I will get my photo selected
for "photo of the week."
- I'll stiffen up like a board if you try to make me go outside
in this silly coat!
- Help, someone get me out of this stupid coat!
- You look like a kind human...could ya please help me get this
- Please...help...get it off me!!!
- You thought I could actually SLEEP in this sweater??????
- Oh bookie cookie I love you and bookie cookie you love me
- I'M NAPPING HERE!!!!!!!
- oh my gosh!!! A straght jacket for dogs!?!?!?
- In an attempt to blend in with the "country garden decor",
Otis dons his "zucchini" costume.
- I'll Be Good... Just take me out of this Straight Jacket!
- It's the newest breed; BeetleBoston
- Just chillin' what you lookin' at?
- Oowww! I hate going to the vet.
OOhh....Is the Superbowl party over?
- Otis slyly tries to camouflage his imperfect corkscrew tail...he's
very self consious of it.
- Does this sweater make my butt look big?
- Explosive gas knocked Otis for a loop!
- stiff as a board
- Honey, I told you that damned turtle had that particular twinkle
in his eye!
- 99 bottles o' beer on the wall, 99 bottles in all...
- can someone tell me what is going on here
- help The sweater has paralyzed me!!
- MOM!!! I think the arms in this sweater are a little off.
- Meet Otis: Official Earthquake Monitorer for the United States
- Ahhh!! Mamma, it burns!!
- Otis HATED that yearly colonoscopy.
- "UNCLE..UNCLE!! OK, you win.." Now get me out of
this silly outfit!
- Want to see my impersonation of a snail?
- Okay! Take the picture. Send it to grandma and get this thing
off of me!
- I can't take it anymore leave me alone!!!!!
- I was trying to do a push-up, but I guess my arms kinda gave
- In a fit of crochet madness, Otis' owner decides to make
him a permanent addition to her quilting project.
- Showing my moons in my jammies!!!!
- Once again another dog owner who doesnt want kids but takes
it out on their beautiful boston and puts this silly sweater
- I'm SOOOO SORRY for jumping up on your new pants, please
take it off of me mommy...
- In the "Minimum Style" BT sanitarium with quilted
walls and "ringer" straightjackets, Otis contemplates
his bizarre torture.
- now you see i live so well the whole world can kiss my butt!
- How would you like it if I took pictures of you in compromissing
positions and plastered them on the internet?!?
- All Right, Already! Get this coat off me NOW! I'M WAYYYYYYYY
- whoooo that fart packed quite a whollap!
- If this is my new sleeping bag, I'm NOT going camping!!
- DO you think fart is coming??? Oh, I think it IS!!!
- Woman, this is not my sweater...I told you it was your husband's!....you
never listen to me...
- If I play stiff as a board, maybe they will take it off me...
- It is coming...coming...FAAART!!!!
- See...I told you this sweater was too tight!
- Otis..Aardvarkis Domesticus.
- My head is so big and heavy, I can't stand upright for very
long..I just tip.
- My name is Otis and I'm a turtle terrier..
- I keep trying but no matter what I can't get this coat off.
- Look at me! I'm a turtle!
- Boston Pilates at its best.
- The two men inside the boston terrier costume had apparently
not practiced walking in sync.
- Oh Puleeezzeee!!! I don't want to try on anymore coats!
- Did you ever have one of those days when you just didn't want
to get outta bed?
- Whew! What a day! I shopped 'til I dropped!
- NEWS FLASH! OTIS THE BOSTON GOES CRAZY AT THE QUILTING BEE
AND HAS TO PUT IN A STRAIGHT JACKET!
- THIS END UP!
- Otis has totally crashed with excitement and exhaustion after
winning today's BT500.
- I don't know why they think it is so funny to watch me suffer?!
- Gee, I like this outfit so much I can hardly stand it!
- If I play dead from embarassment, THEN will you take if off?
- i think i drank too much.
- Mommy I love my new coat but I think it is alittle tight around
my front legs!
- I don't wanna go out! I look stupid!!
- Someone else is wearing the same sweater as me!
- Wait, wait, I think I got it.....
Most Popular Captions:
- Mommy you put way to much starch in my coat!
- arrgghh<grunt> "too much ssttaarchhh"
- Uh, a little too much spray starch?
- I hate when my owner puts too much starch in my shirt!
- Who starched my sweater?
- Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
- I've tipped over and I can't get up!
Great captions everyone!
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