Winning Caption: When
Pepito takes over the world there's going to be some serious payback.
- You know you have put on a few pounds when you can't get your
velcro to close...
- Its a good thing this coat hides my "boy" parts
- Yet again, Pepito is so embarrassed that his mom is color
- Paris Hilton's hand me downs.
- What is the fur trim too much? I'm comfortable with my manhood!
- Let's go, it's getting hot in here!
- If the blue dot next to my name means I'm a boy, why am I
wearing a PINK coat?!
- And, in this corner, at 19 pounds, and, punchin' - Powerful
- This weeks on What Not to Wear we have Pepito
- Hey Rizzo, do you really think Danny will notice me now?
- MOM!! My friends are all outside...
- My name is Pepito, NOT Paris !?!?!
- Looks like Poor Ol' Pepito is in some Serious need of some
Pepto as he's got PINK Overload
- I think Elton John wants his coat back.
- And they wonder why I won't hold my ears up!
- Paris and Nicole have NOTHING on Pepito!
- Mom, am i suppose to be a prince or princess?
- If they only knew I was a boy.
- Pepito takes one step too many towards the cotton candy machine.
- Although be it a terrible defeat for the PWD [Pepito World
Domination] cause, Pepito has come to the realization that in
the battle with the cotton candy machine, he will not be victorious.
- Im bringing "SEXY BACK"
- What do you mean??? Pink is the new black...Real men where
- Mom thinks this is cute, I think it's stupid!
- Hrumph. "Green Acres is the place to be..." my foot!!!
- Dahling, I love you, but please, can we go back to Park Avenue???
- I know I am Pretty in Pink - Don't rub it in!!
- Does this outfit make me look fat?
- I don't care how masculine you think I am -- no male can rock
this pink coat!
- Once I have compweted my worwd domination these people will
wegwet de day dey put me in pink...maybe I just model for Opal
and send her dis coat, it would wook much pwettier on her, we
caw it a wate birfday pwesent.
- Pepito takes a walk on the wild side.
- Baby it's cold outside.
- Eat your heart out, Tinkerbell! You've got nothin' on my style!
- I hope the guys don't see me in this!
- Um, hellooo, they're all going to laugh at me!!
- REAL dogs wear pink!
- Seriously Mom, this color makes me look flush...
- Hand me downs SUCK!
- I wanted blue but NOOOOO, this one was on sale!
- World domination will be a tough sell in this outfit!
- What's next- a bunny outfit?
- The famous BT patience is running out just about...Now!
- Hand-me-downs stink!
- I don't think pink is my color. Could I see something in a
red, you know for the holidays.
- Pepito worries he's going to get the razz for having to wear
a girls coat.
- "Mom, I know the coat goes well with my coloring. But don't
boys wear blue?"
- pepito italiano!
- pepito is packed up for winter in her sweet, sweet coat!
- " hmmmmmm, maybe move my throne to the left, now up a bit...
- " i must be beautiful! c'mon, take another photo! "
- I finally look like the true Diva that I am!
- " i know i'm glamourous, but must you KEEP on taking my picture?
- Pink is my color, don't you think?
- " look at my new coat, mum! look at it !"
- MOM!!! I look like Opal! Do I have to?
- If this coat looks pink to you, then I think something wrong
with your color adjustment.
- Pretty in PINK!
- yeah yeah... laugh it up.the things i do to keep my humans
- Does this make me look fat.
- That is PRINCESS to you!!
- "Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!"
- Pepito wasn't crazy about the new mandatory MARY KAY uniform.She
longs for the PINK CADDY next year...
- You gotta be FRIKKIN' kidding me!
- If this photo gets to the public, I will hurt you...
- This is the latest, must have for Boston's winter travel,
comes with matching purse!
- Don't hate me because I am beautiful!
- Now join me on the chorus! It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. . .
- Baby, it's COLD outside!
- Who says pink is for girls?
- Me thinks it's too big...
- "This is not funny..."
- "HE LOOKS LIKE A PINK NIGHTMARE" Quote from A Christmas Story
- HOLA, CHICA!!!
- OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL...
- AHH THE SOOTHING POWER OF PUP-TO-BISMOL.
- Mr Pepito's guilty disposition after he raids Miss Piggies
- Does this make me look fat?
- Where's the Pepto Bismol?
- Not only was I neutered, I now have to wear pink.
- Please dont make me go outside like this!
- Do I enter stage right or stage left?
- Does this make me look fat?
- It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
- You're right! It does bring out my eyes.
- My name is Pepito, not Pepto!!!
- Do you have something in Black or White? Pink is not my favorite
- I've got the dress now where are the jewels?
- Boy... I hope this never shows up on the Internet.
- Please don't make me walk out outside with this on.... please.....
the other dogs will tease me.
- How humiliating - Macho Men never were pink!!!
- Tough Guys Wear Pink!
- Pepito: Awww, c'mon mom! The other dogs' parents don't make
them wear pink! Pepito's Mom: Well I'm not the other dogs' mother!
- Why does my mom always try to make me look like a drag queen...I'M
A LITTLE BOY!
- All Dressed Up And No Where to Go
- Don't you think that the pink does wonders for my complexion?
- Yes Dear, we will be spending Christmas at our chalet in Aspen.
- I feel like an extra on the movie Dumb and Dumber.
- Darling, just take the photo and move along.
- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT?
- Are you seriously telling me this is what i have to wear to
get photo of the week? Well, thanks for showing me. Glad no
one can see thi--- HEY! TURN THAT OFF!
- Hi my name is Pepito I am a spice girl known as "Boston Spice"
- I thought they said auditions for the Snow Princess not the
Sugar Plum Fairy!
- Who are you calling a girl?
- Miss Strawberry Oreo Cookie
- Look at me, I'm SOOOO Bubblicious
- Remember that 80's Band? The Psychodelic FURBalls ? That's
- The queen is not amused!!!
- You may call me Queen Elizabeth Pepito
- It is hard to be taken seriously in one's quest for world
domination in a get-up like this.
- Having achieved World Domination, Pepito dresses for his long
- Having achieved World Domination, Pepito models the new uniform
of the people.
- Zaza Gabor - eat your heart out
- Hey sexy pink lady!
- Think Pink!
- One of Pepito's less successful outfits for world dominatrix.
- I told you the next time you did this to me, I was leaving
a package for you in your shoes. Now where are they?
- The things I'll do for my Kibbles.
- New from Mattel(TM): BT Barbie!
- "Her name was Lola...she was a show-girl..."
- It's never easy being the pretty one.
- Pepito was sad when J.Lo called, and said she wanted her coat
- The guys at the pub are never gonna take me seriously now.
- I AM A BARBIE GIRL, LIVING IN A BARBIE WORLD!
- Real dogs wear pink.
- I never believed mom when she told me what eating too much
cotton candy could do to you!
- Are you sure pink is my color?
- Dahlink, can I help you?
- I'm too sexy for my jacket, too sexy for my jacket...
- "If I lived in Texas I'd never have to wear a coat outside
in the winter time"
- i ain't no holla back boston.
- Mom, do I have to? It's not that cold.
- How Long Do I Have To Wear This Mom??
- Oh the things I do for a Milkbone...
- Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybeline!
- I'm running late for my manicure and brow appointment!
- Pepito felt confident as she prepared her modeling debut on
the dog walk.
- Where are my boots? I thought I left them by the door!
- Pepito's Mary Kay sales earned her this luxurious pink coat
and a shiney new paink Cadillac!
- I'll be right there...I just need to apply my Mary Kay lip
- " i'm gonna dance dance DANCE 'till the sun goes down, ohohoh,
- Oh Pepito!!! You da man!!!
- I'm soo SEXY!
- I can't pull this off can I?
- Modeling the latest in winter-wear...
- I'm too sexy for my parka, too sexy for my parka too sexy
- i'm beautiful
- maybe pink isn't my color after all...
- you know i am cute...you know it. come on and admit it
- Just call me Zaa Zaa daaaarling
- Pepito in "Pretty in Pink"
- All dressed up and no where to go
- first, they give a New England gentleman (likely a Mayflower
descendant!) a Spanish nickname. then, they dress him up in
some *pink and frilly* thing. lastly, they post the poor kid's
picture on the Internet...I ask you, where is the justice?!?!?!
- Mom thinks I look cute!
- Pepito's punishment for eating the "Winter Wonderland" Barbie.
- All the other dogs treated Pepito a little better after being
accepted into the "Pink Ladies."
- "What? It's cold outside."
- What Pepito lacked in fur, he made up for with resourcefulness.
- I know it's cold outside but... do we really have to go this
- Does this coat make me look fat?
- ...and from barbie's bubble gum collection...pepito!
- Pepito the pepto bismol tablet. Anybody have nausia, heartburn,
indigestion, upset stomache, diarrhea?
- I'm to sexy for my coat, to sexy for my coat, to sexy yeaaaaah!
- im gunna be in a fashion show?!?!
- it's real sexy
- I AM TO SEXY FOR THIS OUTFIT!!
- Stylish and functional!!! I finally have achieved it all!!!
- I'm a model yeah know what I mean and I do my little walk
on the cat walk, yeah on the catwalk...I'm too sexy for this
coat, too sexy for this coat
- Do I really have to go outside in this?
- I used to be a stud; and then they put me in this thing...
- Dahhling, does this jacket make me look fat...or like a bulldog?
- "My humans are so easily entertained."
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
- Pink is so "In" this season, Dahling.
- THATS HOTT
- "I know I am cute, now can we get this thing off of me???"
- I used to be a man...
- Pepito pauses to consider his gender issues.
- What's wrong with a boy wearing pink and fur? Must I always
be tormented for my beauty?!
- it's so cooooooooooold!!!!
- "Pink is so not my color Darling"
- I better be getting paid for this...
- Ahh, Pepito ess steel manly en the penk fluffee coat...Fabio
could no pull thees off!!
- Pepito understands all too well that neutering was just the
first of many indiginities to be suffered...
- Yet they wonder why I pee on the couch...
- CHECK OUT BRAVO'S NEW SHOW "QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT DOG"
- HAS ANYONE SEEN MY EARRINGS???
- That was so yesterday!
- Yes...pink is SO my color!
- I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
- What a delightful story, darling. Now be a lamb and fetch
me a martini.
- AWWWWWW THAT IS SOOO ADORABLE
- poor doggie
- wow what a diva :)
- WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PEPITO! WE LUV YOUR EYES!
- i think it is so cute
- that photo is so funny
- that is so funny
- I love it.
- just, loveing the jacket
- CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
- its the cutest thing in the world.
- very funny
- Pepito is an adorable model!
Great captions everyone!
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