"I'm a little Boston, short and stout. Here is my handle, here
is my spout..."
name is Andrew Inigo Montoya, you killed my father: prepare to
- It goes a little something like this- hit it!
- "Bring it on! But first you have to ask yourself....Do I feel
lucky? Well, do ya? Huh? Huh?"
- "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!"
- Come on put them up, didn't you hear the bell ring,you ready
for my ropa-dopa.
- You put your left paw in, you take your left paw out, you
put your left paw in and you shake it all about....
- I will best you with my puppy-foo
- Never did Kid think he'd be flashed in the privacy of his
- 'EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FOO FIGHTING!!!'
- You're crouching Scottish is no match for my flying Boston.
- Bergamot's happy dance is sweeping the nation!
- You want some of this?
- Bring it.
- All I need are two turn tables and a microphone!! Whichi-whichi-whhhiii
- I'm telling you ONE last time! There are NO food crumbs under
- come on, give me a hug!!
- Dog flasher caught in the act Schnauzer schared schenseless
!! Film at eleven
- I swear that fish was this long...
- Andrew shows who the REAL karate "kid" is! Hiyah!
- Kid sighes as Andrew DVDs The Time Warp for the 45th time...
- Lorsqu'il est mature,il a peur de rien
- Matrix: path of Andrew
- Go ahead punk, make my day!!
- You want a piece of me?!?
- See this garlic on my collar? Ya can't touch me, kiddo.
- "Put-em up Put-um up you want a piece of me?"
- Draw when you're ready, Partner!
- Stand BACK! I'm a Black Belt!!
- Hey, remember "Walk like an Egyptian?!"
- You wanna piece of me?!?!?!?!
- Back off - I know kung fu.
- This is my imitation of the cat when I sniffed her butt. Honestly,
you'd think that she'd never felt a cold nose before.
- hey,hey what are you doing? you scared me
- Andrew re-enacts his favorite scene from the matrix with Kid
- KIMOSABE...I WILL SHOW YOU MY MOVES THAT I LEARNED FROM THE
- c'mon tuff guy! let me see whatcha got!
- This is how you do the macarena Kid
- Sweep the leg Daniel-son
- THIS is how you do the zombie dance from Michael Jackson's
- I'm tellin' ya...ticks this big!
- Ok shorty put your paws in the air and come with me quietly.
I have to take you down to scottland yard.
- Come any closer & I'll use my judo moves on you.
- Fur Face, you are NOT peeing on my couch!
- "Wax on, wax off."
- HIIEEE YA! I'm gonna pull a Bruce Lee on you!
- "No no no," said Andrew to Kid "You step to the right FIRST..."
(background music: the Electric Slide)
- Whoah, you got a little something on yer face.
- Well see...the story goes like this
- Back off! I might be small but am a Boston Terror! I do have
my black belt.
- Now tell me if you've heard this joke before
- The savage beasts are soothed.
- Who you calling bugeyes?!?
- If I stand completely still, he won't see me . . .
- "I saw the new Harry Potter movie, evil one, and I am putting
a spell on YOU!!"
- OMG! Is THAT what I'm gonna look like when I grow up?!
- Don't tell anyone, but I just hid a piece of turkey THIS big
in the sofa!
- "I warn you, I have reflexes like a cat!!"
- c'mon, put 'em up, put 'em up, rrrrowFF!!!
- "Ok one more time KID, ballet IS a dog's art! Swan Lake concerns
a prince named Siegfried who falls in love with a swan, which
will be me ;-)"
- "Swan Lake" is the only thing that Andrew can do to separate
himself from the "dog" species.
- If you want to be on Dancing with the Stars you have to be
able to do a two step.
- "Ya i know its small alright! I'm still growing, now quit
looking at it"
- ...and so I stood up and gave him the kick that daniel-san
from the Karate kid taught me, and...
- i...i... i'm warning you man! ba.. back up or else i may have
to use evasive action!
- Did I fire five shots or six? Do you feel lucky? Well do ya
- And then King Kong stood up to defend himself...
- This is how they did it on "Dancing with the Stars!"
- the bone was this big....
- Check out my kung-fu moves...
- just follow my lead Kid, you'll pick up the moves in no time...
- you wanna take this outside?bring it!!
- "Get down...boogie oogie oogie..."
- Hang on there, mister. This is MY couch!
- no way, this couch is off limits!
- And I tiptoed in like this, real quiet, see, and found the
secret stash of chewy toys hidden in the closet!
- Don't sneak up on me big guy, I thought you were an Ewok.
- I swear! I was just talking to her!
- They say this works for bears! KID! Scram!
- DANGER! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!!
- Watch out. I'm a mean lean fighting machine.
- Darn...if I could only remember how that Karate Kid move works!
- Okay, so I've got my left foot in. Now what?
- "So then Yoda's had enough, see, and he starts going wild
with his lightsaber, like THIS..."
- Kid tries to think of a nice way of saying "Sorry Andy, but
no you don't remind me of Keanu."
- No Andrew, I will not call you 'Mr. Anderson' and no I will
not answer to 'Agent Smith'.
- Do you love Me? Now that i can dance.
- HI-YA!!! You're no match for my Crane style!
- Magician David Blaine performs his amazing levitation trick!
- "You wanna go big boy .... let's dance!"
- Andrew tries out his best impression of King Kong.
- "I saw santa and he was this big"
- Andrew shows everyone why he doesn't need to go to Ballroom
- Come on . . . Right here . . . YOU WANT A PIECE A ME?
- C'mon Kid, I've shown you the Macarena ten times now. Where's
that treat you promised me?
- ahhhh! don't kiss me! I'm not your kind of dog!
- "...and this is what I learned in Jazzercise."
- "And just about that time..."
- "... after the shots,I cried so hard mom gave me a biscuit
THIS big ...."
- please Officer Kid, I'm not armed !
- So, you want a piece of me? Bring it on!
- In a rare caught on tape moment, the last of the boston samuri
returns to challenge his old master..
- "Hey Dude, You wanna hit some waves?!"
- Master Andrew gracefully prepares to show the so-called "Karate
KID" what REAL Martial Arts are all about... Boston style.
- Think ya got what it takes KID? You're about to find out I'm
a lethal weapon!
- Mom-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! That fuzzy faced kid is after
- KID is about to see that it is he himself that has been put
into a position of having to defend himself.
- MC Hammer, eat your heart out!
- Beware the One-Punch Machine Gun!
- cant touch this!
- As you know I am an avid Bruce Lee fan....do you really want
a piece of this?
- Now we stand eye to eye..can we talk about this neckwear they
have put on me?
- Wassup dawg.!!!!!!!
- "I said i'd pay you tuesday -- so bug off!"
- Ya wanna piece of me? huh? BRING IT ON!!
- Howdy stranger. I'm a lookin' for the man who shot my Pa.
- I swear Kid, if you come any closer I'll kick the tartan plaid
right outta your kilt.
- In a last ditch effort in self preservation,Andrew breaks
into his most INTIMIDATING DOGZILLA POSE!
- "You shall not take me alive!!!!"
- "DUDE! I swear! The greenie was this big! It was so rad!"
- Imagine Kid's surprise to discover Andrew's secret life as
- "You put your right foot in, you put right foot out, you put
right foot in and you shake it all about, you do the Hokey Pokey
and you turn yourself around-that's what it's all about!
- Confronted with the mighty Cobra Kai, Daniel-son prepares
for the infamous Crane move!
- "Come on Kid!I'm showing you my best moves here.Now 1 and
2...Now place your shoulder under my paw!" Andrew attempts to
teach kid the waltz.
- C'mon KID put your dukes up!!!
- Andrew will show you kid what the good stuff is made of.
- Be afraid, Be very afraid
- Look at my new move, I learned from the Karate Kid, ahhh yahh
- Yeah, just go find your own couch, Mc Tavish!
- karate dog!
- I got no underwears, I got no underwears!
- i know kung fu so dont touch me.
- Don't think for a second that I can't kick your ass, obviously
you have never met a Boston before!!
- Crouching Schnauzer Hidden Boston
- Using the "Boston Crane" position, Andrew was able to successfully
fight off Kid's attack
- My Kung-Fu is strong!
- i'm gonna bunny chop you!
- Come one step closer and you shall suffer the rath of the
deadly boston judo chop!
- Which way am I gonna go? Left...or right...left...or right...?
- So Kid, this is how I stay on the surfboard and hang ten.
- Make my day.
- In honour of Pat Morita, Andrew practices "The Crane".
- Pouncing bunny-- aloof dragon
- Lord, I think it's a stranger!!!!
- I'll mock you with my winky!
- Run it's dogzilla!!!!
- I'm gonna get you
- Ok now, Simon says, do a little dance
- OKAY, MAN....For the LAST time! You put you right foot in,
right foot out....
- Slowly I turned...step by step..inch by inch
- So then I says to da dog catcher, "You talkin' to me? You
talkin' to me? I'm the only one here. You talkin' to me?
- no kid, look, when you want treats this is how you dance!!
- Stayin alive stayin alive ah ha ah ha stayin aliiiiive!
- "See, we make them think we have to walk on all fours, but
when they leave we can walk with dignity!"
- They call me... "Lil' Mike"
- I'm ready Master Mcgragh
- Dont make me use these paws of furry! (I wonder if he knows
i dont do kararte)
- You wanna piece of me? Cross that line!!
- Me thinks the schnauzer creature is to close he is...hmmmmm???
- then I hit him with my right hook like this!
- As Andrew steadies himself for the final blow, he thinks,
"Mr. Miagi would be so proud!"
- BACK OFF, I know karate.
- Performing the Samba, Andrew and KID wowed the crowd in the
second season of "Dancing with the Stars".
- I might be small but I'm Boston powered
- Really! It's not hard! Just flap your arms like a bird...really!
I've done it a dozen times!
- And then the Daddy Bear said, "Who's been sleeping in MY bed?"
- Im the crazy one? You wanna piece of me???? Bring it on dude>>>>
- You ain't kissing me with that beard.
- This was the best bachlorete party ever...
- Andrew the Boston takes on all comers...
- Crouching Boston, Hidden Scotty.
- SIMON SAYS...FREEZE!
- You put your left paw in-You put you left paw out-You do the
HOKEY POKEY and you shake it all about!
- Andrew fights the evil Agent Kid as he fights to save the
world in..."The Matrix BT Style"
- I'll show you mine if you show me yours....
- PUT EM UP!!!!!!
- I am Count Dracula. You will do my bidding
- Use the force Luke!
- Crouching Schnauzer, Leaping Boston
- This guy's mustache is freaking me out, mom!
- FOCUS DANIEL-SAN!
- First,I am the boss!!!
- I don't dance with just anyone.
- your getting sleepy!
- Put'em up! Put'em up!
- Andrew shows Kid his favorite part from "Pulp Fiction."
- "..and then when I bit her tail she went like this..."
- There is only enough room for one cutie in this house- on
the count of three -DRAW- and give me your best shot...
- ...And that's how you do the Cha-cha slide.
- Shake your booty....
- hey old man, move it or i'll break your hip!
- Hey - check out these disco moves I learned.
- did you call my mother a cat
- Hey Macarena!
- it is so cute
- Typical Boston Wild & Crazy!
- Personality PLUS Andrew! Just adorable!
- i love it
- it's funny and cute at the same time!
- awesome pic
- your dog is cute.
- its funny
Great captions everyone!
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