Winning Caption: And now
for my next trick I will need you all to turn around and face
- AKA "Sno Ball Ninja"
- Rats! Emrys has already chewed the feet off the new cuz!!!
- Hee, hee, hee...Emrys, I found your brain.
- Bergamot stares in wide-eyed wonder at the hairball the Pink
Panther left behind.
- This is the longest staring contest I have ever been in!
- In our last chapter of 'Stalking the Wild Hostess Cupcake',
we learned they are climbers, and, will sometimes be found on
high ledges sunning themselves....
- Bergamot spends his days sharpening his fortune telling skills
with his new pink crystal ball.
- Bergamot ponders the Risk versus Reward factor.
- Emrys: I'm not going to eat it! I know, let's give it to Bergamot...he'll
- Lost Star Trek audition tape...Bergamot in "The Trouble with
- A pink snowball! What shall i do with you?
- I don't care what you say. There IS a bomb in this thing.
- I'm gonna need a booster seat.
- Yeah, that'll fit in my mouth.
- Unguarded snack food: $0.75. Scratch repair for coffee table:
$35.00. Not having to share fluffy pink treasure with Emrys:
- Mom, how long i have to wait for the "GO" ?
- Who's Line Is It Anyway?? Bergamot's improv of RUDOLPH THE
REDNOSED REINDEER. Are you watching Drew Carey??
- Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting the elusive pink tribble.
- I think I'm in love!
- I wonder if it's the little cream filled kind.
- Hey Emrys, think I could sell this on Ebay?
- Looks like hedgehog went thru the wash with Mom's new red
- Is that the puppie's brain?
- Bergamot "I was told if I kept lying my nose would grow but
they never told me it would turn pink!"
- I can smell it, but I just cant see it.
- No no no, Beef: it's Rudolf the RED noised reindeer!
- I used to like Twinkies.... but then I fell in Love with Pinky
- Come to me my sweet!
- Come here my pretty...
- Is this where they're holding the Sesame Street auditions?
- DAD!!!!! The table grew a pink mole looking thingy!"
- Okay as soon as they turn around this thingy is MINE!! Mauh
- I sense that it's trying to contact me through its bright,
glowing magenta aura . . .
- Friend? Or Foe?
- Bergamot, I think it might be time to start going to those
- Bergamot thinks about clown school, but the snowball wouldn't
make it more than a minute.
- Don't blow in your Boston's ears, its brain will come out!
- This SnoBall has two seconds to live...
- Yoda promised the Jedi mind trick would work!
- i love food!!!!
- Good things come to those who wait
- Let's see will this take one bite or two?
- With poor Bergie cleverly decoyed, Emrys sprung the 'cold
- I'm not taking my eyes off of you pinky!
- Freeze Mr.Pinky your under arrest and i'm not leaving!
- Is this a clown nose or is this snowball glad to see me?
- you gonna eat dat, spongie cookie?
- is that floam?
- Bergamot tests his telepathy skills by trying to make the
snowball float into his mouth.
- To take the snowball, or dont take the snowball...that is
- well its sure not the cats poop
- yah danny spilt his ice cream again lets see oooo cherry!!!!!!!!
- You are getting veryyyy sleeeepyyy.....
- Bergamot- you are getting sleepy...very sleepy...
- That was one heck of a party.. Ive got the munchies
- Okay, listen to me, and do what I say-Jump, jump. Come on-jump!
- Bring it on Pinky!
- I warned that hedgehog to not go to the Pink Poodle Grooming
- Something's wrong with you Emrys, this isn't a snowball. This
is warm, pink, squishy & smells yummy!
- Emrys: "Bless you Bergamot...what the.."
- i'm not going to take my eyes off of you!
- Oh my gosh!! Its a snowball I wonder if it really is chocolate
inside. If I take a little taste they will never know.
- I wonder if it is harmful to inhale pink coconut? Maybe I
should let Emrys try first.
- Momma I know not to eat the yellow snow, but you didn't say
no PINK snow!
- Look into my eyes you will fall asleep when I bark and you
will wake up as my dog a will watch me eat this pink thing.
- Why are you staring at me like that? Is there something stuck
in my teeth?
- It looked so much better in that magazine...
- Get this thing off of me. Now! It's probobly bugged!
- This rare photo captures Bergamot training to be the world-famous
travelling clown-dog we know and love today.
- does she really need this breast inplant?
- If I eat really fast, they will never know where it went
- This has got to be a trick, they would never leave a snowball
this close to the edge of the table....
- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pink coconut snowballs.
- I didn't hear snow in the forecast??
- how maney calories do you think this is?
- Bluuuurp!Arrrgghhhh.. I hope mama doesn't miss the cotton
candy from the pantry....
- I hope I get the part as Rudolph the reindeer in the school
- After making it's way out of Hades, the snowball faces another
- Bergamot the pink nose Boston.... (sung to red nose reindeer)
- Sniff the puff, be the puff....
- Note to self: Be the ball.
- ohoooooooo! pink and eatable! sign me up!
- so this is what's inside pamela anderson's chest
- Momma this snow ball cake is one of my favorite treats,but
what all do I have to do for it.
- I bet I can eat this cake in one bite!
- I promise you I did not eat the Floam. It was already there!!
- It's my birthday this time!
- Get in M' Belly
- Ok Ok I admit it I really want to be clown this Halloween!!!
- I don't know who did it, but I did not throw this snowball!!!
- I hope this pink snowball Emrys gave me doesn't taste like
that yellow one she gave me last time.
- Must... resist... temptation...
- Bergamot watches the irristable pink blob, not knowing it's
- Mom said if you stare at somthing too long it could effect
your eyes, boy she wasn't kidding!!!
- It's a trick, it's a trick, I just know it's a trick...I'm
going for it any way...Hey Emrys, be my lookout!
- Now this is my kind of "Easy" button!
- Uh,this alien ship left this on the countertop. May I have
it? Huh? Huh? Huh?
- I thought that clown noses were red.
- MUST NOT EAT IT. BUT IT LOOKS SOOO GOOOD. I'LL JUST WATCH
- just a little bite mommy just a little bite??????
- Mommy what is that??? It's not moving but it smells relly
good can I take a bite of it?
- Hi, I'm Bergmot and I'm going to eat this big pink blob. Like
from the movie Blob!! Yay!!
- You will never out stare meeee - muuuaahhhh!
- Must...eat. Now, where's mom?
- I wonder if anyone will miss this?
- Check, is the coast clear.
- Bergamot aspires to join the circus
- I love those pink cupcakes....and nope, I"m not sharing
- Bergamont the red nose Boston; had a very shinny nose.
- Mommy, take this big pink clown nose off me right now!
- bergamot the pink nosed boston....
- What is this strange pink thing? I must investigate by eating
- Bergamot: dog detective of strange foods. Mission: to eat
every piece of food he finds.
- Something is wrong here, My nose is not supposed to look like
- Hey!...Where's the cream filling?!?
- I got you right where I want ya!
- "OHHHH the sweet sugar is calling my name!" Bergamot snatches
it up in his jowels with the B. T. quickness to a hiding spot
only he knows!
- While Mom's back was turned and Emrys wasn't looking, Bergamot
made his move.
- JAWS the great black and white boston terrier.
- Bergamot goes to clown school.
- I think I can. I think I can.
- Who ate the other half?
- Are you just taunting me?
- What is this? A pink ball? A sweet smell? I'll grab it when
mom's not looking!
- The future of plastic surgery - nose jobs for pets. Let's
hope we never take it that far.
- Dress rehearsal for Rudolph's stand in
- Is it alive?
- Step away from the pink cake, step very far away!
- (whispering) once mom walks away and I take the treat and
bite it,then she comes in here, i'll give it back to her hiding
the bite marks and acting innocent.
- This cotton candy is great.
- Strung out on pink marshmallows, Bergamot ups his snack habit
to 4 balls a day...
- mine was never that big
- looks like soneone is lighting up.
- "if I only had a brain..."
- umm maybe no one is lookin
- Is it edible and, if not, do I really care?
- I told you not to eat play-doh!!!
- This snow-cone flavor is Boston-Blood-Brain. Otherwise known
as B3. You think you can handle it? Do ya!?
- Hey mom look, the martians have landed.
- Hmmm.....pink hedgehog or cream filled snack treat??
- if i stare long enough it might turn in to food!
- I wonder if this thing comes in blue?
- I promise I won't chew gum in class anymore Sister Mary Margaret.
Can I please take it off my nose now??
- snowball, you rock my world, snowball, you complete me!!
- Isn`t anyone going to say Gesundheit?
- ohhhhhhhh! bubble yum bubble gum! i wonder if i try to steal
it nobody will know. might as well eat it. bottoms up! 'chew'
- I know we kept that snowball from last summer but how d' it
get all those seasonings?
- "Come to me, pink snowball...obey my Jedi mind tricks and
COME TO ME!"
- Let's watch as Bergamot stalks the elusive Hostess Sno-ball!
- Wait for it, wait for it, NOW!!!
- Hmmmmm? I wonder if THIS is what made Carson and Ripley stick
to the ceiling?
- Bergamot wonders if this is what Ripley and Carson ate last
- very strange!!!!
- i love boston terriers
- SO CUTE!
- The Beek is such a handsome boy! We love new pictures of him!!!
Great captions everyone!
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