Winning Caption: This toy is the reason why I have to wear this stupid thing.

Outstanding Submissions:

• 2 points! Nothing but net!
• I found it!
• My mommy says I'm a danger to myself.
• Would this be considered goal tending?
• For just $19.95 you can get the all new "toy scooper" seen here on Keegan. It's guaranteed to get the toy every time or your money back!
• i'll give you the ball if you take this clear ring off me!
• Injured or not, Boston Terriers are genetically incapable of being benchwarmers.
• it's not a party until someone puts a lampshade on!
• I quess this thing makes sense sometimes.
• Football star Keegan refused to stop playing after breaking his neck and right foreleg. He is currently still in rehabilitation.
• You're not taking this ball off me too!
• coach i thought this was football not basketball
• Someone get open! Move around for me! Hurry before I drop it!
• This is what happens when you try to tackle a tight end on the Jacksonville Jaguars!
• What'r YOU lookin' at? Haven't you ever seen a catchers mit before??
• The continuing adventures of Space Dog
• This is the best way how to learn to catch!
• I can't drop it! It took so long to get it in my mouth.
• Now what Am I suppose to be? A toss the football in the cone game at the carnival!
• What?! I caught it fair and square...sort of.
• "Come on Mom, look at my eyes they are all red because I can't play ball with this cone on. I won't lick down there, I promise"
• UGGHHH! This lip implant doesn't feel right!
• Keegan trys out the new "Toy Holder" - for those Bosties who can't be bothered looking for the dropped toy
• The very LATEST in Sattelite Entertainment
• Will this help us get The Animal Planet any clearer?
• I am Keegan, from the the Galaxy of Bostonius....take me to the Head Provider of the Sqeeky Toys!!!
• This is NOT what I imagined for my Easter Hat!
• The new craze- lampshade football!!
• Can I help you?
• Keegan was disappointed to find out his position on the football team was to play the goalpost...
• HEY GET THIS THING OFF MY HEAD. I WANT TO CHEW IN PEACE.
• Mom, if I save up my allowance, can I get a real hoop?
• Put me in, Coach!!
• Graduation day at the Boston Terrier School of Bondage
• Butch: You okay? Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty f....n far from okay.
• What? The doc says I'm not even supposed to chew on THIS?? Dang this e-collar.
• houston we have a proublem
• Put down the...what?...AH MAN!! I can't bite my butt or this ball! What's a BT to do?
• Who wants to play football? Come on!!!
• I told you the next time this ball hits my satelite dish I'm keeping it!!!
• yes I finally got it after all of these years
• Every September Keegan's lip would develop this unattractive growth that baffled vets. Fortunately for Keegan it would disappear right after Super Bowl Sunday
• Oh...hi mom....
• oh! yes it is a new fasion statement football in the mouth while wearing a huge necklace
• Mmmmmm, da ball ivvv tuck in my mouffff
• Thats right guys. i got tis thing being TACKLED!
• Look! It's new helmets for team Boston!
• see mom, i told you i wear my helmet!
• First rule of football,safty first!
• Hey can't a dog get some peace while attacking a toy. sheesh.
• I love my toy can't you see. I just have a little time before the vet.
• And you thought this thing would keep me from getting my mouth on my balls
• What do you mean this goal doesn't count!
• Keegan's job as a pez dispenser goes unappreciated.
• Illegal catch? Honestly, I didn't plan this!
• Laugh and the squeaky toy gets it.
• extreme goal tending !
• Well, it does make it a little easier to catch the ball now, but I still think it makes my ears look too small.
• Upon retreiving his favorite toy, Keegan gets stuck in the megaphone at the football game....HELLLLP!!!!
• This is absolutely humiliating....not even my favorite toy will make it better...siiiigghhhh.....
• With this, I am guaranteed to catch anything. I am the fetch master!!!
• I've got it now how do I get ou of here??!!
• Wow! This thing really does improve reception!
• BSPN- Boston Sports Network...now on DISH TV
• Baseball? Never heard of it!
• i hate this flea collar, but it makes a good supporter for my favortite chew toy!!
• I better be getting paid.
• I bet you think this is funny.... I dont
• "TOUCHDOWN!!!!"
• THE 40, 35, 30, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, TOUCHDOWN!
• “Now starting at wide receiver for the Little Beasts Terriers ....number1 .....Keegan”
• WOW this thing really does make it easier to catch the football!!!
• You dirty rat
• What a dunk shot!!
• Houston, we have a problem...
• I thought they said "Have a ball with satellite radio?"
• Ground control to Major Tom..
• This months addition of BT Sports features Keegan the Bt's star football announcer
• A new game of hole in one withKeegan as star.
• yeah, i remember burping up my first basketball
• My lampshade kicks your lampshade's butt! It has a basketball on it!!!
• Honest Charlie Brown, I'll hold it like this, you run up and kick it !
• "Put me in coach, I'm ready to play!"
• Squeaky Toy and Boston... the perfect Bouquet.
• Keegan loves his new squeaky toy holder.
• No one can sneak up and steal Keegan's squeaky toy anymore.
• You can't keep a good dog down!
• HIKE!
• "Is this legal in the NFL?"
• Keegan the space-boston battles the Tribbles!
• Got balls?
• Now, Keegan will forever regret getting his head stuck in a traffic cone just to get the squeaky toy inside...
• They don't call it a slam dunk for nothing...
• Wow....it isn't easy having a lampshade stuck around your neck 24/7!!!
• Keegan's way of having fun....
• hey...at least it makes handstands easier....
• I don't know what I ever did to desserve this......
• Uni Sea Urchin sushi, the funnel plate around your head, A gravity assist, Priceless!
• Hey does this come in different colors?
• Martini anyone?
• Look Mom no hands!
• Keegans only desire in life is to be the best wide reciever in the league! he goes to drastic measures to train himself.
• You try picking up something when you have no thumbs and a cone on your head and see how easy it is for you.
• Ok, here is how I did it. First I took out the head cheerleader, then I went straight for the quarterback.
• You ever hear of that monkey trap. You know, where there's the apple in a jar and the monkey gets his hand stuck in the jar because in order to get his hand out, he has to let go of the apple.
• "They'll never get it now"
• You're only supposed to put the ball through the basket!
• like my Easter Bonnet?
• I throw my ball and you fetch
• Help! My squish bal is stuck in my cone!
• It's all part of my touchdown dance ...
• Squeaky Toy: $5.00 Elizabethian Collar: $15.00 A Boston with toy security: Priceless
• True, the funnel made it a lot easier. Tom
• Mom I see dad playing basketball so I am interested to!
• I can't chew my tushy, but I can get my ball in here
• hoping like a bunny
• Tell me the truth... Does this Elizabethan collar make me look fat?!
• Cool. Surround sound for my squeaky toy!

Comments:

• We love you Keegan! -Aunt Shawn
• soo cute
• this doggy is so so cute!!!!
• So CUTE
• the cutest dog ever man its so narly
• Hi! I thought it was a little cute to but I relized how much I laughed when I saw it so, ya. from Gillian
• how cute
• he is cute and funny

Great captions everyone!
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