Winning Caption: Boston
Terriers know it's not bacon.
- I know there is a PILL hidden in that thing somewhere
- After losing a pawful of quarters, Dexter finally sees his
chance of winning at the claw machine.
- I shouldn't bite the hand that feeds me... but in this case
I might make an exception!
- I have told ya and told ya... I DO NOT like the yellow ones!
- Ummmm.... I'm not sure about that cookie. Where'd you get
- I swear if she tells me to 'Say pretty PLEASE' one more time...
- Did you wash your hands before you touched that treat??
- I'm crushing your head!!!! I'm crushing your head!!!!
- Don't toy with my emotions.
- "Chicken aGAIN? The box contains four different meaty flavors,
- Ok, here's what we'll do. I do the trick, and, you hand over
the biscuit AT THE SAME TIME.....
- Should I or Shouldn't, That is the question.............
- Behold the power of cheese
- Darn, what do I have to do this time to get my treat?
- I've got to do WHAT to get that bone?
- if this face does not work, i will show you my teeth.
- Maybe if I "accidentally" get her finger, she'll learn her
lesson about teasing me like this...
- Hypnosis-shmosis..i dream of cookies in my sleep!! now lower
- Hmmm...should I or shouldn't I???
- While using the Intergalactic Bostonite Force to will the
cookie to him, Dexter failed to see the security camera, thus
exposing the secrets of Bostons everywhere!
- Dexter unleases his sure fire come hither look.
- Just gimme the bone and no one will get hurt!
- "Hmmmm.... Just the bone, or the fingers too?"
- "Maybe if I pretend I'm not looking, i can take it by surprise..."
- Go ahead! Eat my biscuit one more time! I dare ya...
- A bone or a finger, so many choices!
- The human seems amused..... I am not.
- That's gonna hurt if I miss...
- Don't give me that 'sit up and beg and I'll give you the fuzzy
ol' biscuit' line again...
- Do you promise not to lift it up if I jump up THIS time?!?!
- Do I go for the toy or the fingers???
- how many times do i have to tell you. im not saying cheese!
- I can move it with my mind, it WILL fall, it WILL fall!!
- How long do i have to look at this treat before i get it this
time. It's the same thing day after day. Go ahead and drop already.
You know you can't resist this cute face.
- And you want me to do WHAT for this treat???
- Dexter: I want the cookie! Owner- You can't handle the cookie
- You want me to do what exactly for the cookie? No, I'm sorry.
I just don't get it. Can I get a demonstration?
- Anticipation!! Drop it now.
- Dexter gives her his best flirtatious look, you know the one
that says “You know you want to give me that treat honey…”.
- You are getting very sleepy . . .
- Dexter thinks: You expect me to do what for that lowsy bone?
- I have to jump how high to get that bone?
- Look at them! Taunting me with a treat to get me to do their
- Dexter...ve have vays of making you talk!
- Dexter: Look into my eyes, momma. You are getting VERY sleeeeepppyy!
When I bark, you will give Dexter the bone. You will give Dexter,
NOT Fido, the bone. *barks* Momma hands him the bone and falls
asleep. Dexter while chewing on the bone: works every time!
- Now how to get that cookie with out doing any stupid trick.....
- Ohhh! That bone looks divine! So succulent! So juicy! So mine!
Owner: jump Dexter! Jump Boy! Dexter: SO not gonna happen. *walks
- I don't want no stinking Milkbone! Where is the Roast Beef?
- what.... am I supposed to be impressed?
- I either get the bone, or the fingers are coming off.
- I gotta have that bone, man i gotta have that bone.
- i said please, i did my cute face and if you don't give that
bone to me i will show you my teeth
- "You talkin' to me... hey you talkin to me "said Dexter to
- Hmmm... can I really eat it or is she testing me again?
- Wait until I get ahold of YOUR snack, woman.
- Yeah, I'm gonna beg for a treat...AS IF!
- "Oh darling, you know you cannot resist my bedroom eyes..."
- I wonder if I can get the finger also?!
- GIVE ME THE BONE NOW!!! OR ELSE!!!!
- Give me the bone and live!!!!
- Is that the stale bone?
- ".....Now when I bark, you will drop the cookie, awaken, and
you will not remember anything that took place here today!"
- Dexter is thinking "Gee Mom is that the only one you can find
- Dexter is thinking "do I look cute or do I just jump for it
and take a finger or two ?"
- kiss me quick, i'm shy!
- Peel me a grape
- The devil made me do it
- "you can have the first bite"
- Finger or the bone....finger or the bone....either way I get
fed and the teasing stops!
- Please don't make me, do that stupid trick, for my treat.
- Fully Hypnotized now,Dexter just stares into space.
- Aww, just give it to me. You know how cute i am.
- "You got a bone to pick wit' me? You wanna a piece a me?"
- If you don't drop it, you're gonna pull back a nub.
- hmm...is it real or fake
- How YOU doin'?
- We do this everyday dad, lets find a new way to give me that
- Drop it lady!!!
- Okay, I'm not falling for it this time, cuz last time I sat
here for 30 minutes...
- How High?
- Wait a minute!! Is that chicken? You know I'd rather have
- That ain't a friggin beggin strip!! I want my beggin strips!!!
- ewwwww. I didn't want you to touch it.. I said get ME the
- Dexter thinks to himself..."I thought I hid the chicken ones??-
I'd rather have beef"
- Wait! You got a boogie in your nose.. Thats nasty.
- you're not foolin me this time.. I can smell the medicine
you dipped it in!!
- What would you do for a Milk Bone? Would you bark like a dog?
- Hey I don't care how many times you try I told you I am not
going to smile!!!
- gimme that *#@&! bone!
- YOU BETTER HAND THAT OVER!
- Uuugh, I can, like, smell the calories.
- I think with just the right projectory I can capture the dog
bone asteroid before it crashes to earth.
- Maybe I need to attend a 12 step meeting. Hi my name is Dexter
and I'm a bonaholic.
- oooohh just look at that succulent beefy bone of goodness!
I have to unleash my Boston skills for this treasure. Look into
my eyes! You will obey my every command! You will give me the
bone when I bark. *barks* This..is...dewishh..shosh...*chew
chew chew, gnaw gnaw gnaw*
- She doesn't know yet, but when she's not looking i'm gonna
get that treat!
- "ohh come on lady, how could you resist this face"
- You only THINK you saw me do that!
- Do I look irritated yet?
- What are you looking me you beter not be looking at me?
- WoW, That is some view! Humans!
- Oh you think it's funny being vertically challenged!
- Whatyou talking about willis?
- You're getting sleepy ... very sleepy.
- Oh, come on! Not again. Being cute is tiring! Ok, ok, you
know my weakness. Darn milkbones!
- "You're getting sleepy . . . "
- The bone or the finger, that is the question!
- Just how high does she expect me to jump for that milkbone?
lemme think about it. . . Alright. . . Boing!
- is that what i think it is? sure is!
- Hmm......... Is it really worth it?
- You gotta be kidding, right? You want me to do WHAT for that
- You think you're funny, don't you? Well, you're going to be
sorry when I lunge at it and get your fingers instead.
- You're getting sleepy....very sleepy!!
- do i have to catch that ?
- Dexter is thinking... I'm not dancing for no one,but I will
dance for TREATS!!!
- M.I.N.E mine!
- you really think i'm going to eat that
- just a little bit lower
- Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
- me want treat. me want treat! ME WANT TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- You know what, I dont want it anymore then....
- Okay, you've got exactly 10 seconds to let go or I'll grab
- I really hate singing for my treats!
- How about if I look at you like this? Do you like my sneer?
NOW will you give me the biscuit?!
- You know they say that if it sounds too good to be true......
- Is that a 'natural' chew, or manufactured? How many calories?
What is the fat content? You KNOW I am watching my diet!
- Drop the bone, walk away & no one will get hurt....
- Dexter observes Newton's Law Of Gravity in action
- Dexter practices levatation
- What's Hanging Over Your Head?
- I wish I could quit you...
- Ummm..bring that bone in a little closer, wouldja please?
Can't see it with these new contacts....
- What are you looking at?
- Use the force...The force will make it fall...Must concentrate...
- OK, IF I ACT LIKE I AM NOT LOOKING... SHE WILL BRING IT CLOSER
AND THEN I WILL GET IT!!!
- Come to papa...
- Give me the bone already! I'm tired of doing all these dumb
tricks! Don't make me give you the stink eye! I'll do it! Ok,
Im doing it, Im doing it!
- You want me to do what??? ...For that little bone????
- Don't screw around with this bone anymore. Okay?
- You know I really am waching my weight but.....heak with it!!!!
- "i'll get you my pretty, and you're little treat too!"
- I ain't going in the crate and bribery won't work either.
Is that chicken flavor? No no I won't go.
- That bone doesn't stand a chance against my BT mindpower!!!
- YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO DROP IT OR I WILL TAKE IT AND RUN
- oh,come on drop it. please
- Have I told you lately that I love you?
- So--,let me get this straight-- You want me to do WHAT, IF
i WANT THE MILKBONE??? YOU ARE KIDDING, R I G H T?????!!!!!
- drop the bonne drop the bone...
- give me the bone, and some extra fries,please!!
- okay, the cosine of a/b multiplied by the square root of 32234355
for the trajectory with 7789789lbs per square inch of thrust
and that rawhide is MINE
- must... resist.... cookie.... must.... sit.....
- this puts a whole new meaning to sour candy
- Give me the bone, and pudding!
- Dexter falls victim to the "15 minute cookie hypnosis hold".
He is recovering well at this time, and is expected to defrost
within 2 or 3 days.
- "I told you once, I told you twice those cheap Milkbones make
me want to barf."
- gime' the bone before I show ya' my nasty teeth
- "I don't know about that..."
- gimmie my bone!!...or else!!
- Now do your REALLY think I'm going to jump for that?
- I may be color blind but even I can tell thats not a Greenie!
- come on!!give it to me all ready!!!!
- Must... resist...temptation...
- Ewwww... Banana flavor! I'll just give them my best snub...
- Yessss....a little closer...just a little closer....come on...
- eh, I gave it up for lent.
- That ole' thing again, what happend to the rib-eye?
- Doggie hipnosis - step one - you're getting veeeerrrry sleeeeepy.......
- Ok, ok, be cool. Just stare at Dad, don't look at the treat,
don't let him know you've seen the treat. Be calm, and slowly
inch towards the biscuit.
- "Just a little lower and it's mine"
- Hmmm, if I jump a few inches higher I can get some meat with
- Why!?! Why are you torturing me like this when you know I'm
on a diet???
- so so cute i love the puppy
- Dexter is a cutie!!
- THATS SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE
- ohhhhh what a sweet little munchin wunchin!
- So funny! :)
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous POTWeek Photo
- (the PPP)
- Dexter ponders the trade-off of the humilation of wearing
Goose's flower hat for a delicious cookie.
Great captions everyone!
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