Special Guest Star: Bandit
Rated: Funny

Winning Caption: "Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
-Steve Allen

Outstanding Submissions:

  • I just love these Cuban rawhides! Can I get a light?
  • where are the other dogs playing poker?
  • You know a toothpick would really make my life easier.
  • I just love a good Cuban after dinner
  • It's curtains for you- see, curtains!
  • GO!GO!CHEW! CHEW!C'mon Bandit you can do it add a little power to it!*chew chew*
  • every dog's dream is to get the chew chew bone to go all white and to make the people scream.Ahhh, success.
  • chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew
  • The next George Burns
  • "While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know."
  • "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
    Groucho marx
  • " Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read"
    Groucho Marx
  • Bandit quoting Mark Twain: "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!"
  • It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues"--Abe Lincoln
  • A cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth, but with the hand, the eyes, and with the spirit."
    -- Zino Davidoff
  • Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
    Sigmund Freud
  • Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
    George Burns
  • "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
    Groucho Marx
  • So, my little Chicadee...
  • Ahhhh yes! (a la W.C. Fields)
  • ahhhh....what this world needs is a good 5 cent chew toy.
  • Just helping Dad quit his cigar habit.
  • Puff...Puff...I could be one of those dogs smoking a cigar and playing poker in that painting!
  • Yea, yea it's a boy. Who cares? Just give me the cigar!
  • My parents went to Cuba and all I got was this stupid cigar.
  • I know they say no smoking in the house, but this is a cuban...
  • I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
  • Just a little more from this corner and my mom can put it up on Ebay and sell it as an original Boston Terrier sculpture...
  • Yup! These Cuban see-gars, errrr biscuits, are genuinely goot!!
  • eh...what's up, doc?
  • Aye, touch my stogie & I'll feed ya to the sharks!
  • How many licks does it take to get to the center of my chewy toy? One, Two, (Crunch)....Three!
  • "Hey, where's the light fluffy filling?"
  • If i had some real hands, i could get a better grip on this baby!
  • "Cough!","this cinammon taste's spicy, not mild,the box lied!"
  • Man! This tastes like crap! Hey! It is my crap! Tastes old!!!! WOW!!!!! Not too bad!!!!
  • Boston Pops, here I come!
  • Bandit (singing); "you ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time"
  • Bandit does his Winston Churchill impersonation "Never have so many....."
  • I'll chew it for you granny, I got teeth!
  • Some ones been chewing on my chewy & it's almost gone, GOT ANOTHER?
  • A Boston's gotta do what a boston does best, chew, chew. chew.
  • What do you mean, youre suppose to light it not chew it???
  • STAY LOW eat fast!
  • Hey, you got a light?
  • Flossing is a very important job for all dogs :-)
  • I can play some music on the reed pipe for you all!
  • Groucho Marx!
  • I prefer Cubans.
  • I hate it when dad forgets to open my cigar!
  • it..seems...to....be.....STUCK!
  • I hate when I get cat stuck between my teeth.
  • I may not be able to smoke my cigars down at the doggie bar anymore, but I can still pretend.
  • Ya do things the way I say ta do em, see? Ain't no rules but the ones I lay down, see? So ya gonna listen ta me now, see? And hand over that chewy!
  • Nothing like a cigar after a good bowl of kibble.
  • Nothing like kickin' back with a cigar after a long day of eating and sleeping.
  • no smoking puppy
  • Bandit shows his baaaddd side as he enjoys a fine cuban.
  • the finest cuban rawhide's around!
  • "Cigar"-10$.
    Boston Terrier-600$.
    Getting a photo of a Boston mistaking a chew toy for a cigar-priceless.
  • I love it when a plan comes together! Woof!
  • A bully stick is always a tasty treat! Just don't tell me what it's made of. . .pleeuuuzzz!!!
  • I love rock and roll.. this Karioke machine ROCKS!
  • Gotta love a good cigar..
  • How many licks on a bully stick to get to the Tootsie center??
  • Looks like a pretzel rod. Tastes like a pretzel rod. But why is there smoke coming from my ears?
  • Bandit continues to idolize Fidel Castro
  • Hmm. I think the humidor is not working... this cigar seems a bit...crunchy.
  • I love a good cigar! (Which end do I light?)
  • Why do people say I look like George Burns?
  • George Burns reincarnated! Wheres his glasses.
  • Here's lookin at you, kid.
  • Bandit channels Bing Crosby "bah bub bub bah booooo" (all the girls swoon)
  • Let's see...<bites>...I predict total destruction of this toy in 16.2 seconds on my mark 3..2..1..go!
  • And I killed this bull all by myself...
  • Pied Piper (alias Bandit) attempting to lure the mailman!
  • hey,since when do we have cinammon sticks for breakfeast?
  • Groucho Bandit loves his cigar
  • Bandit prefers his brandy with a stogie after dinner...
  • I just bite it for the look, I don't light it.
  • That hits the spot!!!
  • How do I light this thing?
  • don't bother me i'm on my cigar break!
  • Yet another saddening example of a common condition affecting Bostons everywhere, called "Bone Stoned". Notice the glazed eyes and lack of attention. This little Boston will require much rehab if he is ever able to give up his bone addiction.
  • -Chew-Chew-Chew-.... hrmmph -_- still the same size. -Chew-Chew-Chew-

  • Soooooooooooo Cute!!!!!!
  • Bandit looks like my Boston's brother...
  • awww!
  • he is so cute oh love him
  • oh god, is that cute...


Great captions everyone!
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