Winning Caption: "Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any
more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother
me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
- I just love these Cuban rawhides! Can I get a light?
- where are the other dogs playing poker?
- You know a toothpick would really make my life easier.
- I just love a good Cuban after dinner
- It's curtains for you- see, curtains!
- GO!GO!CHEW! CHEW!C'mon Bandit you can do it add a little power
to it!*chew chew*
- every dog's dream is to get the chew chew bone to go all white
and to make the people scream.Ahhh, success.
- chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew
- The next George Burns
- "While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad
to make an exception."
- " Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside
of a dog, it's too dark to read"
- Bandit quoting Mark Twain: "If I cannot smoke cigars
in heaven, I shall not go!"
- It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have
very few virtues"--Abe Lincoln
- A cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth, but
with the hand, the eyes, and with the spirit."
-- Zino Davidoff
- Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
- Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good
woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you
- "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always
- So, my little Chicadee...
- Ahhhh yes! (a la W.C. Fields)
- ahhhh....what this world needs is a good 5 cent chew toy.
- Just helping Dad quit his cigar habit.
- Puff...Puff...I could be one of those dogs smoking a cigar
and playing poker in that painting!
- Yea, yea it's a boy. Who cares? Just give me the cigar!
- My parents went to Cuba and all I got was this stupid cigar.
- I know they say no smoking in the house, but this is a cuban...
- I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
- Just a little more from this corner and my mom can put it
up on Ebay and sell it as an original Boston Terrier sculpture...
- Yup! These Cuban see-gars, errrr biscuits, are genuinely goot!!
- eh...what's up, doc?
- Aye, touch my stogie & I'll feed ya to the sharks!
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of my chewy
toy? One, Two, (Crunch)....Three!
- "Hey, where's the light fluffy filling?"
- If i had some real hands, i could get a better grip on this
- "Cough!","this cinammon taste's spicy, not
mild,the box lied!"
- Man! This tastes like crap! Hey! It is my crap! Tastes old!!!!
WOW!!!!! Not too bad!!!!
- Boston Pops, here I come!
- Bandit (singing); "you ain't nothing but a hound dog
crying all the time"
- Bandit does his Winston Churchill impersonation "Never
have so many....."
- I'll chew it for you granny, I got teeth!
- Some ones been chewing on my chewy & it's almost gone,
- A Boston's gotta do what a boston does best, chew, chew. chew.
- What do you mean, youre suppose to light it not chew it???
- STAY LOW eat fast!
- Hey, you got a light?
- Flossing is a very important job for all dogs :-)
- I can play some music on the reed pipe for you all!
- Groucho Marx!
- I prefer Cubans.
- I hate it when dad forgets to open my cigar!
- I hate when I get cat stuck between my teeth.
- I may not be able to smoke my cigars down at the doggie bar
anymore, but I can still pretend.
- Ya do things the way I say ta do em, see? Ain't no rules but
the ones I lay down, see? So ya gonna listen ta me now, see?
And hand over that chewy!
- Nothing like a cigar after a good bowl of kibble.
- Nothing like kickin' back with a cigar after a long day of
eating and sleeping.
- no smoking puppy
- Bandit shows his baaaddd side as he enjoys a fine cuban.
- the finest cuban rawhide's around!
Getting a photo of a Boston mistaking a chew toy for a cigar-priceless.
- I love it when a plan comes together! Woof!
- A bully stick is always a tasty treat! Just don't tell me
what it's made of. . .pleeuuuzzz!!!
- I love rock and roll.. this Karioke machine ROCKS!
- Gotta love a good cigar..
- How many licks on a bully stick to get to the Tootsie center??
- Looks like a pretzel rod. Tastes like a pretzel rod. But why
is there smoke coming from my ears?
- Bandit continues to idolize Fidel Castro
- Hmm. I think the humidor is not working... this cigar seems
- I love a good cigar! (Which end do I light?)
- Why do people say I look like George Burns?
- George Burns reincarnated! Wheres his glasses.
- Here's lookin at you, kid.
- Bandit channels Bing Crosby "bah bub bub bah booooo"
(all the girls swoon)
- Let's see...<bites>...I predict total destruction of
this toy in 16.2 seconds on my mark 3..2..1..go!
- And I killed this bull all by myself...
- Pied Piper (alias Bandit) attempting to lure the mailman!
- hey,since when do we have cinammon sticks for breakfeast?
- Groucho Bandit loves his cigar
- Bandit prefers his brandy with a stogie after dinner...
- I just bite it for the look, I don't light it.
- That hits the spot!!!
- How do I light this thing?
- don't bother me i'm on my cigar break!
- Yet another saddening example of a common condition affecting
Bostons everywhere, called "Bone Stoned". Notice the
glazed eyes and lack of attention. This little Boston will require
much rehab if he is ever able to give up his bone addiction.
- -Chew-Chew-Chew-.... hrmmph -_- still the same size. -Chew-Chew-Chew-
- Soooooooooooo Cute!!!!!!
- Bandit looks like my Boston's brother...
- he is so cute oh love him
- oh god, is that cute...
Great captions everyone!
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