"Special agent Maggie would show her gum to everyone but
share it with NO ONE..."
"You can't blow bubbles with a Milkbone, no matter how much
slobber you use."
- "There's a pill in this cookie, right? Let me guess,
you want me to swallow it too."
- Do you like sea food? See food!
- Kisses are germs and germs are hated!
BUT KISS ME BABY.......I'M VACCINATED!!!
- Its the only thing that will keep me quiet.
- My heart belongs to ME!
- Do you like this shade of lipstick on me?
- mom, this bologna isn't all it's cracked up to be!
- Please Momma why can^t I go outside and play. Look at my
tongue I^m feeling better.
- Be the first boston on your block to have Maggie brand novelty
- how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a milk
- Do you mind???
- got milk?
- Thith cookie is stale!!
- Do I have something in my teeth?
- Maggie brought the crumpets for the Boston Tea Party!
- I wonder if my tounge will fit in my nose? Let me see just
a little bit farther...
- OHHHHHHHH this things stuck between my teeth!!!!
- Maybe it's Maybeline!
- Maybe I should stop eating my own poop.
- Maggie is modeling the new moustache for Mr. Potato Head.
- "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"
- C'mon, I dare ya to take this tasty morsel from me!
- Ever since my tongue turned this way, I can't stop chewing
on it . . .
- Nothing's missing off your plate. You ate it, I promise!
- Oh, she has that camera again.
- How can you mend a broken heart? With Maggie and a doggie
- I've been a baaaad girl
- I hate getting my picture taken...
- No mommy I did Not eat the cookies!!
- I will keep this right here so my sister don't get it.
- his is definitely the last time I eat red jelly beans...look
what they did to my tongue, Mom!
- "Its a tough job looking this cute ya know, but someones
gotta do it!"
- This is what I think about the whole bath idea!
- Do you like this shade on my lips?
- Hey is my tounge really that color?
- I learned to do this in college...clever eh?
- Mmmmmmmmmm....I can still taste my dinner...
- I wonder if I can see my tounge?
- "now this is how you stick out yur tounge everybody.."
- I said I wanted Beggin Strips not this old biscuit!
- Mommy was talking to the neighbor and just before I started
to say "Mommy it does look like Mr.W has gained a few pounds"
She shoved this biscuit in my mouth to get me to shut up.
- Hmmm..........Is it ok if i stick my toungue out like this?
- I DARE YOU!
- I dont gots nuttin in my mouth!
- What do you mean where did the cookies go?
- My lips are like wet liver.
- Is this all I get? I want lots of hugs and kisses. Actually
lets make that money to buy more biscuits---lots and lots of
- My impersonation of Eleanor Roosevelt.
- Do I look like Mick Jagger?
- Can this be the last picture before I'm free to devour my
- How do you like this for "ATTITUDE"?!?!
- "...this is so humliating..."
- Mom my ride is here I^ll see you later okay
- I love sitting in my rocking chair all day long, and that's
the truth! Pllhhhh!
- I'm sorrrrry, sooooo sorrrrrryyyy.
- Maggie: "Why's that camera always looking at me?"
- So 'raspberries' to you too!
- Phooey - this treat accidentally got stuck on my tounge, honest!
- Maggie got her first piercing! The swelling should go down
in a day or two.
- Uhh...Momma, I think I am due for a visit to the dentist!
- Oh please! Not these yuckie treats again!
- What, me?! Nope. Not eating anything, it's my bone-shaped
- Whaddya looking at? Haven't you ever seen a Boston enjoy a
- Momma always told me if I kept making that face, it would
stay this way...she was right!
- Go ahead....make my day.
- I'm sooooo full but I just have to eat this last biscuit!!
- "I can't eat this cookie. It's not in my South Beach
- Look how much I can fit in my mouth at once.....
- Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! I honestly don't
know, Mom. Who would do such an outrageous thing?!!
- Do I have any crumbs on my mouth?
- plastic surgery on bostons is a real shame, although maggie's
brand new full, plump lips are quite sexy.
- Cookie? What cookie? I don't have no cookie!!
- They'll never know...
- Yeah - I got a biscut. Whaddaya-gotta-say-aboud-it...
- Where are your manners? Didn't your mom tell you not to stick
your tongue out at people?
- but i was hungry
- well, somebody has got to eat it!
- I can't help it that my Mom couldn't afford braces!
- Nope this is not a cookie in my mouth. I think you are seein
- Do I have any food stuck in my teeth??
- Collagen gone wrong
- Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'!
- What are you all staring at? These are my real lips!
- I looked better before the bone-tox injection!
- I hate it when they make me serve appetizers
- Mom always told me to eat all my vegatables........is this
considered a vegatable??
- Don't even THINK about it! This is mine, d'you hear? MINE!
- I can do this and you think its cute when I stick my tongue
- Just try to take it from me!
- "MMMMMFFFmmmmffff". This is what happens when you
serve your Boston biscuits without water...the dreaded tongue
stuck to the biscuit syndrome.
- CAN I PLEASE EAT IN PEACE
- Me!! Take a biscuit!!
- am i supposeed to swallow this
- Mmmmm mmmm...I love that peanut butter!
- I thought I -TOLD- you, orange is NOT my color!!!
- Who Me??? I didn't see any doggy biscuit :)
- mmm it's so delicious. *spits*
- Thinking to myself, "try to look innocent, maybe they
- Where did the other half of this treat go?
- I'm the cookiemonster!!!
- Do my new lips look good?
- This is all I get for that trick, well I'll show you, I quit!
- You must pay the rent!
- I WORKED VERY HARD FOR THIS TREAT DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
- "Kiss me, you fool!"
- Don't even think about it !!
- I'm not sharing so quit asking.
- "Must remember to chew, Must remember to chew"!
- Want a treat?
- GO AWAY!
- nana nana boo boo!
- Its mine bone, get away from me with that camera.......NOW!!!!!!
- Hey! Whaddya looking at? Haven't you ever seen a Boston chewing
a biscuit? Huh, huh, huh???
- Did the collagen injections make me look more like Angelina
- Feed me now or the cookie gets it.
- Okay. Who put the superglue on the doggie treat? April Fools
was LAST week.
- The cat bit off my tounge so I had to replace it with a dog
treat! Its not long enough and starting to disappear so I'll
be needing another one hear in a few minutes...
- Doctor stated the swelling from the botox would eventually
- I told you a little bit of red lipstick makes my lips look
- Hey Mom... lookth wah I can do!
- She is so precious! I love her droopy whiskers:)
- I'm in love!!!!!!!!
- Maggie is one of the most adorable little things I have
- Maggie looks like she takes her treats VERY seriously!
- Maggie is soooo cute! She looks just like my Lovie Marie!
- I want this dog!
- it is so cute i love it.:)
Great captions everyone!
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