Rated: Cute Winning Caption: "Thank you, thank you! And next is our impersonation of closing quotation marks!"
Rated: Funny Winning Caption: "I hate these puppy proof safety caps!"
Rated: Cute Winning Caption: "The market's plunged ANOTHER 300 points?!?!? Let me know when my stocks start going back up..."
Rated: Funny Winning Caption: "Blech! I got pink fuzz on my tongue!!!"
Rated: Funny Winning Caption: "Not tonight, I have a headache!"