Why is…

Dear Bergamot & Emrys,
Why is the sky blue?

Simon
USA

Dear Simon,

The sky exists to enhance the natural beauty of the Boston Terrier. The sky is always changing and there are infinite shades of blue that it can be. However, if you look closely, you will notice that a Boston always looks perfect set against a backdrop of sky. That is why the sky is blue.

Boston Kisses,
Bergamot Fury & Emrys The Nemesister

Covers
Dear Bergamot & Emrys,

Why does my Boston insist on sleeping so far under the covers?

Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

There are many theories in Boston Terrier lore that attempt to explain why Bostons sleep under the covers.
Emrys and I are unable to agree upon the true reason.

Emrys subscribes to the theory that because our Boston ancestors were bred from the bravest and most intelligent of all of Dogdom, that the Bostons of today sleep under the covers to protect their humans in secret. If anyone with nefarious intentions were to approach the bed, a Boston will explode out from under the covers and fiercely protect the family bed!

I believe that Bostons are the royalty of dogs and sleep under the covers because they are born to live in luxury and comfort. Plus I really like to lick feet!

What we do agree on is that because the Boston Terrier is such a mysterious and complex being – the only answer to this universal mystery is this:
Bostons sleep under the covers.


Boston Kisses,
Bergamot Fury & Emrys The Nemesister


Portions

Dear Bergamot and Emrys,
Why does Bergamot always eat all of his breakfast and dinner and never shares it with Emrys?

Anonymous

Emrys! I know this is from you! I will not share my dinner with you! I won’t! You have your own dinner! Leave mine alone.

Boston Kisses,
Bergamot Fury